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Dezaki’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, animation genius, animation masterpieces, animation style, animation techniques, Anime, anime history, anime industry, artistic vision, blocky, budget constraints, Creative Direction, Dezakis, Greatest anime, iconic anime, influential works, innovative storytelling, Osamu Dezaki, shoestring budget, slideshow animation, Visual Storytelling, visually stunning

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Emeralds Found:	9822	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dimension Hops:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve managed to create the most epic virtual world on a shoestring budget! Our pixelated landscapes may look like they were put together by a toddler on a sugar high, but trust us, it’s all part of the charm.

Join us and witness the magic of blocky adventures that will leave you questioning reality. Our creations may be borderline slideshow tier, but hey, that just adds to the challenge, right? Who needs high-quality graphics when you can have a good laugh at our derpy mobs and glitchy terrain?

And just like that one guy who made amazing anime with questionable animation, we’ve somehow managed to make this Minecraft server one of the greatest ever. So come on in and see for yourself – you won’t be disappointed!

Girl Power Craft

Apology, Bad Luck, Craft, emotions, ex girlfriends, ex wife, Father, FLIRTED, fortune, ghosting, girl, hate, ignored, mid aged, Monsters, Mother, Narcissistic, power, rope, seen, single, sob story, Women

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind all the toxic relationships and heartbreaks. On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting ghosted or dealing with narcissistic monsters.

Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your new virtual friends who will never ignore your messages or leave you on seen.

Don’t rope yourself tonight, join our server and turn your bad luck into good fortune! Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

KraftyKrautCraft

German comprehension, German course, German culture, German education, German exercises, German fluency, German grammar, german language, German lessons, German practice, German pronunciation, German reading, German study abroad, German tutor, German vocabulary, German writing, German-speaking, KraftyKrautCraft, language learning, learn German, study German

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Join our Minecraft server and learn German in the most epic way possible! Our expert language teachers have created a virtual classroom where you can mine for vocabulary words, build grammar structures, and battle against other players in German-speaking mobs!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can travel back in time to ancient Germany and help defend the castle against invading hordes of umlaut-wielding warriors. Or, if you prefer a more peaceful approach, you can build your own German village and trade with other players for schnitzel and sauerkraut!

So why wait? Join our hilarious Minecraft server today and become a German-speaking master in no time! Prost! 🍻

Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server

ass, banter, CHEEKY, Clever, cleverness, COMEBACK, funny, GRASS, humor, JOKE, Minecraft, playful, pun, RETALIATION, Sass, Server, taunt, teasing, threat, weedwacker, WeedwackeRyS, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Void Armor Forged:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!

Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!

#Automotive, CAR, Crafty, DRIVE, drivers, funny, humor, internet culture, Perception, pixels, public opinion, satire, social commentary, social media, Stereotypes, Style, SUV, suvs, Transportation, tweet, Vehicle, viral

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on the adventure of a lifetime.

Picture this: You log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with GIANT bollards blocking your path. But fear not, for these bollards are actually friendly creatures who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

As you explore further, you’ll come across FLYING pigs, RAINBOW sheep, and even a TALKING diamond sword named Sir Stabby. He’ll give you tips on how to conquer the land and defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

caught up, consequences, DIRTY, Disgusting, distribution, humans, impossible goods, lolworthy, low prices, low profile, shady business, ShadyCraft, successful chain, track, unreasonable

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

anti-racist, Ascended, Based, Bigots, blocky, Degenerate, FAGGOT, Fags, fragile ego, Gay, Humanity, killing themselves, mental barrier, Minecraft, net negative, officially deemed, Proud, question.., racist, RAINBOW, Rascals, Server, Unsure, White

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, care, CREEPERS, devotion, Drool, emotion, Enchantment, endearment, feeling, Fondness, infatuation, love, Obsession, Passion, PekoCraft, Pekomama, rules, sentiment, sentimentality, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	3962	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty RPG Haters

bad for brain, bad for health, Combat, coombrainers, Crafty, DO NOT BUY, do not play, harem, hate thread, Haters, IMPOSSIBLE, Jrpg, obtuse char build systems, poorly written, press x, retarded, RPG, voice acted

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, crazy, current events, elected officials, extremism, Giddy, INSANE, Jews, Karens, lefty, Minecraft, online behavior, POL, Politics, russians, Server, social media, STRINGS, twitter, war funding, white women, wrong, WTF

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!