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CalorieCraft SMP – >1200 Cals Today

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	282	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the cows ride pigs, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireworks? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it built.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist… made of potatoes. Join now and see if you have what it takes to overthrow his starchy reign and claim the title of Spud Supreme!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LeftoverLoot Minecraft Server

aita, Babysitting, chicken nuggets, Clients, college, Counselor, Dinner, dog walker, family, Golden Child, LeftoverLoot, leftovers, Minecraft, miracle baby, movie night, Nephews, psychology student, Server, SIL, string beans, waffle cut fries, work hours, Zoom

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Runes Activated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of dealing with entitled adults who throw tantrums like toddlers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual world where you can say no to entitled siblings-in-law who think they deserve your leftovers. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build whatever your heart desires, without any whining or complaining.

So come on over and join us for some fun and laughter, where you can be the hero of your own story and never have to deal with entitled adults again. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister-in-law’s kids and dealing with her drama!

TwinTroublePicDay

Daughters, dress code, family event, family picture, Flowers, formal, green dress, hairband, Identical Twins, Identity, Individuality, matching outfits, Mother, Peacekeeping, Pigtails, professional photographs, sense of self, Siblings, sparkly dress, Twins, TwinTroublePicDay

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Buildings Constructed:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of being told how to dress your identical twin girls? Join our Minecraft server where you can dress your virtual twins however you want without any judgment! No more matching outfits forced upon you by family members, you have the freedom to mix and match to your heart’s content.

Just like in real life, family pictures are a big deal on our server. Show off your unique style by dressing your twins in different outfits for the occasion. Sparkly purple dress for one twin and a green dress with flowers for the other? Absolutely! And don’t forget the pigtails and hairband to complete the look.

But beware, there may be pressure from virtual family members to dress your twins alike for the picture. Stand your ground and refuse to conform! Your twins are individuals and deserve to express themselves through their fashion choices.

Join our server today and let your creativity shine! Who knows, maybe one day your twins will even rebel and dress alike just for fun. But until then, embrace the uniqueness of each twin and never give in to the pressure of matching outfits.

CraftyHacksMC

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Towns Built:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and even ride a unicorn into battle. Our server is so epic, it’s rumored that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. So why join? Because on our server, even the Ender Dragon bows down to your greatness. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and start crafting your legend!

Minecraft WoWCG Server: Classic Banter

banter, classic, Community, discussion, forum, Gaming, general, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, News, Nostalgia, Old, ONLINE, role-playing game, Server, strategy, Tips, Tricks, Updates, video games, world of warcraft classic, wowcg

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the cows can talk and the creepers can dance! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny that shoots out rainbow lasers! Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RogueCraft SMP: The Mischievous Miners

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ores Mined:	2348
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the edge of your seat, never knowing what crazy shenanigans your fellow players will pull next.

Our server is filled with mischief and mayhem, from players turning into rogue agents and causing chaos wherever they go to secret underground societies plotting against each other. You never know who you can trust, but that’s all part of the fun!

If you’re tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers and want to spice up your gameplay with some wild and unpredictable adventures, then come join us on the Rougeification thread! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

UkraineWarrior76

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have russian commanders fighting each other in ukraine but watch out cuz they might get shot by their own troops, just like in real life! it’s a wild ride of betrayal and chaos, you never know who’s gonna turn on who next! join now for the ultimate thrill of backstabbing and mayhem, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky graphics and creepers!

ThirstyCraft – $7 Water Land

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Items Found:	8087
Farms Harvested:	302	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

join our epic minecraft server and never have to pay for water again! our virtual world is filled with magical water fountains that never run dry. you can even swim in a pool of diamond water if you’re feeling fancy. say goodbye to overpriced h2o at events and hello to free hydration in minecraft land. come join us and stay quenched forever! 🌊💎🎮

NoHomeNoDiamonds

affordable housing, discrimination, Harassment, homeless population, homelessness, HUMAN RIGHTS, Illness, intimidation, job loss, marginalized communities, mental health, NoHomeNoDiamonds, Police Brutality, police interactions, POVERTY, Social Issues, societal challenges, societal inequalities, stigma, study, vulnerable populations

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the police are constantly harassing you? Well, look no further, cuz we got you covered! Our server is the perfect place for homeless players who want to feel intimidated, harassed, and stigmatized all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

We cater to all ages and backgrounds, so whether you’re homeless due to job loss, illness, or just a lack of affordable housing, you’ll fit right in. Join us and experience the thrill of being constantly bothered by the virtual cops while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

So come on down to our server and see why being homeless has never been so much fun! Who needs a roof over their head when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and chaos? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate homeless Minecraft warrior!

CinderCraft: U149 Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7117
Secret Passages Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dimension Hops:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to the wettest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Dive into a world where everything is soaked in water, from the trees to the animals to even the blocks themselves. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wet that you can literally swim through the air. Forget flying with elytra, just do the breaststroke through the clouds!

2. The mobs on our server have evolved to be water creatures. Watch out for the creeperfish and the zombie squids that lurk in the depths.

3. Our server has a secret underwater city where the mermaid villagers trade rare items for seashells. Just be careful not to get lost in the coral maze on your way there!

4. Want to ride a dolphin into battle? On our server, you can tame and train dolphins to be your loyal steeds in epic oceanic adventures.

So come join us on Miria is wet Minecraft server, where the only thing drier than the land is our sense of humor!