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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8180 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 255 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 |
Forget diamonds, on our server, it’s all about that sweet, brain-cell destroying gas. Watch as players inhale it and become progressively dumber with each hit. It’s like a real-life Idiocracy, but in Minecraft form.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the CIA themselves are funding this server, so you know it’s gotta be good. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where madness reigns supreme. Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a journey into the depths of absurdity. See you on the other side!