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HolyCraft: Where even creepers are more accepting than some humans!

acceptance, accepting, Beliefs, Christianity, CREEPERS, criticism, discrimination, equality, Holycraft, Homophobia, humans, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, morality, Progressivism, Religion, religious beliefs, renouncement, Social Issues, societal norms, VALUES, western culture

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7880
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Emeralds Found:	4669
Star Shards Collected:	259	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Tired of boring old Christianity? Join our wacky Minecraft server where we have renounced all things homophobic! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are welcome to join in on the fun! Say goodbye to boring old churches and hello to rainbow-colored pixel art temples! Come join us and see why our server is the true holy land of Minecraft!

1000 Words of Minecraft Madness

crying, emotional, emotional gaming, emotional impact, emotional RPG, emotional storytelling, emotional video games, ffx-2, Final Fantasy, Gaming, gaming nostalgia, long trail, madness, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, RPG, storytelling, Tears, video game memories, video game nostalgia, video games, Words

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	207	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers armed with nothing but a carrot!

Our server is so epic that even playing ffx-2 for 1000 hours straight won’t compare to the adrenaline rush you’ll get from exploring our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you can survive a night in our server without getting blown up by a TNT trap, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal happiness!

So why waste your time crying over ffx-2 when you can be laughing hysterically as you ride a pig into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Zion: Where Israeli Retaliation Could Occur Later Tonight…in Minecraft!

Ally, Conflict, Crafty, Defense, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, Israeli retaliation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear Threat, occur, potential conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Tonight…in, U.S. fears, Warning, Zion

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	New Chunks Explored:	93628
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time that’s more explosive than an Israeli retaliation strike! We promise not to participate in any sort of strikes against your creations, but we will defend your builds against any creepers that decide to retaliate. So come on in and build your own world, because in our server, the only explosions you’ll see are the ones from your TNT cannons!

Crafty Ladies: Where Women Rule the Minecraft World and Men Just Don’t Get It!

1. women, 10. sex, 11. labor, 12. looks, 13. personality, 14. /r9k/, 15. manager, 16. supervisor, 17. career, 18. conformity, 19. consumption, 2. useless, 20. Andrew Tate, 3. validation, 4. marriage, 5. denial, 6. maturity, 7. wealth, 8. men, 9. attraction, Crafty, dont, ladies, Men, Minecraft, rule, Women, world

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of being a useless wild dog in a world ruled by women? Do you want to finally be on the list of men she wants to fuck? Then join our Minecraft server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be!

On our server, you can build your dream career as a manager or supervisor, show off your looks (even if you’re on /r9k/), and impress all the women with your fancy cars, suits, and jewelry. Be like Andrew Tate and be the asshole that women can’t resist!

Don’t waste your time on uglycope, conform to our server’s standards and fit the mold of the perfect man. Buy the courses, buy the suits, and buy the jewelry – because on our server, only the rich, asshole men get the girl. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start dominating the women of Minecraft!

DesiCraft: Where Indians Rule the Minecraft World! Join the Fun Now!

Acting, Audience, cringey, cultural preferences, DesiCraft, Diversity, Drama, Entertainment, Fun, horrible accents, Indian television, Indians, Join, love, low budgets, Media, Minecraft, popular channel, representation, rule, social injustice, Stereotypes, television industry, unexpected behavior, world, Writing

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	6025
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected behavior, cringey moments, and social injustice…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so outrageous that even the Indians can’t get enough of it! And don’t worry about low budgets or horrible accents, because we embrace the madness and turn it into pure entertainment. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs normal when you can have insane fun with us?

EngrishCraft: Where good grammar is a must, even in Cambodian!

bamboo basket weaving, Cambodian, English, EngrishCraft, forum, Good, grammar, long trail tags, waaaa

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Towns Built:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures where you must use impeccable English skills to navigate the treacherous world of Cambodian bamboo basket weaving. That’s right, forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be weaving baskets like a pro!

But beware, the basket weaving masters are not to be messed with. Legend has it that if you don’t use good English on our forum, you’ll be cursed to forever weave baskets in the dark depths of the bamboo forest. So grab your virtual bamboo and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and start weaving your way to victory!

Final Fart-asy: The Blocky Adventure

Address, Adventure, blocky, collars, Community, controversy, debate, Discourse, discussion, Fans, FANTASY, Fartasy, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Game, gi, ignored, Opinions, RPG, Silence, Talk, tugged, video game

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles over the color of our virtual Gi’s. Will it be blue or red? The tension is palpable as players duke it out in intense PvP matches to defend their chosen color.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Collar Tug Challenge. Players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course while simultaneously tugging on each other’s collars. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Blessing, blocky, Canadian, DANK, dreams, Edition, Entertainment, funny, GET IN HERE, humor, humor thread, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, leaf, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political humor, satire, Server, Thread

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Towns Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9914
Runes Activated:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

CraftyInk – Where Minecraft meets Splatoon for some creative chaos!

Baby Chicks, Bear Cubs, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, Chaos, collectables, coop, CraftyInk, Creative, database, Fresh Season, Gear, Li’l Bunnies, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, meets, Minecraft, Nintendo, Pool code, Seed Checker, Splatfest, splatoon, Version 7.1.0, weapons

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in Inkopolis? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Octarians want in on the action.

Join us for epic Splatfest battles like Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs – because who doesn’t want to see adorable animals duking it out in a turf war?

Our version 7.1.0 patch notes are so hype, they’ll make you want to squid jump for joy. And don’t even get us started on our Fresh Season – it’s like the Inkling version of Coachella, but with more ink and less flower crowns.

Follow our social media accounts for all the latest updates and memes that will make you say “Woomy” in real life. And don’t forget to check out our map schedules and seed checker – because knowing your seed is half the battle.

Gear up with the freshest weapons and collectibles that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all the squids in the sea. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our coop mode for some seriously splatastic fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to splat, squid, and splatoon your way to victory! Just remember, stay fresh and keep on inkling!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where 90% of Players Mine and 80% Craft a Good Time!

blocky, BOOTY, Busters, cervical cancer, Craft, genital warts, Good, hpv, HPV awareness, HPV education, HPV facts, HPV prevention, HPV research, HPV statistics, HPV testing, HPV transmission, HPV treatment, HPV vaccine, human papillomavirus, mens health, Players, sexual health, sexually active, sexually transmitted infection, STI, Time, Women’s Health

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dimension Hops:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of being just another statistic in the world of sexually transmitted infections? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about HPV again – our virtual world is completely immune to all STIs! That’s right, no need for protection here, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun! So come on over and let’s craft our way to a healthier, STI-free future together!