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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 2065 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 33 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 175 |
1. Our server has a secret hidden heritage that only the bravest players can uncover. Will you be the one to solve the mystery and claim the ultimate prize? Probably not, but it’ll be a wild ride trying!
2. Ever wanted to fight a giant monster named Perorodzilla with nothing but a purple torment and your wits? Well, now’s your chance! Join our Grand Assault event and show that monster who’s boss (spoiler alert: it’s probably not you).
3. Need a break from all the chaos? How about participating in a Joint Firing Drill where you have to escort something while shooting at enemies? It’s like a high-stakes game of protect the VIP, but with more explosions and less logic.
4. And let’s not forget about our New Year’s Aperitif event, where you can party with characters like Akari, Haruna, and Fuuka. Who needs Times Square when you can ring in the new year with virtual waifus?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of fun! Just don’t forget to pack your purple torment and your sense of humor – you’ll need both in spades.
