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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 9244 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 89 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!