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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 4207 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2872 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!