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Minecraft SMP: 65IQGang

65IQGang, ableism, Cruel, damaging, degrading, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, insensitive, insult, intelligence, iq, low iq, mental health, Minecraft, offensive, sick, smp, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magic Items Found:	3434	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the cows are doing backflips. Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a llama in a top hat. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no IQ shaming” policy – unless your IQ is over 200, then you might be too smart for us. So come on down and join the madness, just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoSplitNoEatMC

appetizer, Australia, casual dinner, exact number, expensive dishes, finances, jaw drop, leeches, lost my appetite, main course, Miller Lite, NoSplitNoEatMC, outrageous bill, Restaurant, separate bar, separate bill, small friend group, sob story, split the bill, steak, tip

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Star Shards Collected:	208
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Animals Bred:	86	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	6787	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leeches like Susan and Greg are not welcome! If you’re tired of friends who always mooch off of you, then this is the server for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious antics. Just like when I stuck it to Susan and Greg at dinner, you’ll have the chance to outsmart your friends and come out on top.

Don’t worry about splitting the bill here, because on this server, everyone pays their fair share. Just like how Dan got stuck with a massive check, you’ll never have to worry about getting ripped off by your pals again.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, just like I did when Susan and Greg tried to guilt trip me for not ordering food. Let’s make some memories and have a blast on this crazy Minecraft server!

ParentalCraft: Signs of Decay

decay, ParentalCraft, signs

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	New Chunks Explored:	165451
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your parents nag you to get off the computer and go outside? Look no further than our Minecraft server for adult children who are estranged from their parents!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and misfit players who understand the struggle of dealing with disapproving parents. Build your own virtual family with other estranged adult children and create a world where you can finally be yourself without judgment.

Whether your parents never understood your love for gaming or they just couldn’t handle your epic builds, this server is the perfect escape for those looking to connect with others who share similar experiences. So come on, join us and let’s build a new family together – one block at a time!

Zelenskyy’s Peace Plan Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Japanese media, Minecraft, negotiations, November, Peace, peace agreement, peace plan, peace process, peace talks, Peacebuilding, Plan, political strategy, Server, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dimension Hops:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying, cows doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing. it’s a whole party up in here, man.

you gotta join this server because, like, the peace plan is gonna be ready by November, just like Zelenskyy said. we gonna have all the mobs living in harmony, no more fighting or blowing stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, we got a secret underground disco where you can boogie with the Endermen and party with the skeletons. it’s like Studio 54 but with more zombies.

so come on down to this server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to dance all night long. peace out, homies.

KurskCraft: Refinery Rumble

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Destruction, eastern europe, Energy Sector, escalation, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Military Action, Oil Refinery, political tension, refinery, RETALIATION, Rumble, russia, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	New Chunks Explored:	574516
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Void Gems Collected:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up oil refineries like it’s nobody’s business! we’re like ukraine’s military but in minecraft, taking out those pesky oil refineries in russia’s kursk region. join us for some explosive fun and chaos, because who needs peace when you can have a blast in minecraft? plus, we have the coolest mods and plugins to make your gaming experience even more insane. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now!

DeathCraft: The Ultimate Solution

acceptance, Closure, Darkness, death, DeathCraft, Despair, End.., Escape, eternal rest, fate, finality, inevitability, Last Resort, mortality, Peace, Problems, Release, solution, Surrender, True, Ultimate

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	1809	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

So, like, u know how life can be, like, super lame and stuff? well, on this server, the only true last resort to all our problems is death. but, like, in a fun way! we have, like, the craziest death traps and challenges that will make u laugh so hard u might actually die. but, like, in a good way.

join our server if u want to, like, experience the most epic and hilarious deaths ever. we have, like, lava pits, giant spiders, and even a maze filled with exploding chickens. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we have, like, the friendliest community ever. everyone is, like, super chill and always down for a good laugh. so, like, come join us and let’s all die together in the most ridiculous ways possible. it’s, like, the best time ever, trust me.

CERF Hub

Adventure, Animals, building, Community, Crafting, Discord, Exploration, Feedback, Forge, Friends, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, pokemon, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Survival, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

New vanilla Pixelmon Server (In Progress)

Minecraft Version 1.16.5

Pixelmon Version 9.1.11 Download Pixelmon Here –> https://reforged.gg/

Download Forge Here –> https://files.minecraftforge.net/net/minecraftforge/forge/index_1.16.5.html

Give feedback as to how to make the server better! Also Vote for this server!

Try to build a community with your friends!

https://discord.gg/r99PRjTSDc

51.81.245.168:25585

CoastSideMC

Awesome Players, bedrock, CoastSideMC, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Discord, Friendly staff, high quality, hiring staff, java, Minecraft, Network, Prisons, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Unique Content, Website

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

CoastSideMC is a high-quality Minecraft Network! Featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you! We are hiring Staff apply via our website our Discord.

JAVA IP: play.coastsidemc.com Bedrock IP and Port: play.coastsidemc.com:25565 Website: coastsidemc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/MHbGg6AfDJ 1.8 -> Latest are supported!

» Survival (SMP) » Skyblock (Coming Soon) » Creative (Coming Soon) » Prisons (Coming Soon)

play.coastsidemc.com

DearCraft Minecraft server

Anarchy, battlepass, DearCraft, GIF, Help, Minecraft, ONLINE, small server, super stoves, unique items

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

This is an Anarchy server. We have unique items, super stoves, and BattlePass is coming soon. Online is still small, but I think you can help us.

81.176.176.63

Genesis Box PvP

auction house, Community, Competition, Duels, enthusiasts, Events, Fun, Gaming, Genesis Box, Genesis Box PvP, Genesis Survival, Koth, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Rewards, Server, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6080
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9454
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

From the creator of Genesis Survival, We present to you. Genesis Box PvP! We offer tons of features from KOTH to Duels and Quests and more! We also have an Auction House so you can sell your goods to other PvP Enthusiasts! We hope to see you here soon! Come now to get a head start against everyone else.

boxpvp.minecraft.best:25564