Mister Perfect Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Cocktails – Godly Goblets

anime adaptation, Bar K, bar setting, Bartender, bartender life, bartending skills, Character development, cocktails, Crafty, customer service, Drama, Emotional journey, friendship, Goblets, GODLY, japanese anime, Japanese culture, Kami no Glass, Manga, Mister Perfect, mixology, Professional Growth, slice of life

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3125
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Animals Bred:	91	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mister Perfect from Bar K.

Legend has it that Mister Perfect was just an ordinary player until he stumbled upon our server. Once he joined, his Minecraft skills skyrocketed to unimaginable levels. He became known as the King of the Blocks, building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that his creations were so amazing, they made other players weep tears of joy.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle zombie llamas in epic showdowns, and even discover hidden diamond caves filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the next legend like Mister Perfect from Bar K. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan design, Angular, Code, cost effective, deprecated PHP, design, dev team, Minecraft, neckbeard, Nostalgia, optimized for phones, regressive, Safe, safe haven, smp, source code, spaghetti sites, Tech, tiktok, world, Zoomer

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

apologies, Boundaries, car accidents, car lending, car ownership, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, guest etiquette, Hospitality, mature driving, Minecraft, misunderstandings, new car, personal belongings, respecting property, Selfishness, Server, sibling relationships, Transportation

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

SpookySisterDramaMC

blended family, co parenting, Communication, custody, exclusion, family conflict, halloween party, parental boundaries, parental decision-making, parenting, peer relationships, relationships, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, social dynamics, SpookySisterDramaMC, stepfamily, stepsister, Support, teenage daughter, teenage social events

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

achievement, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, life strategies, LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, reaching goals, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, success, winning mindset

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

BlockBreakUpBay

BlockBreakUpBay, Breakup, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, denial, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, hindsight, incompatibility, indifference, Jealousy, Manipulation, neglect, Overlook, red flag, relationship, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved issues, warning signs, warning signs ignored

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	1725
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

Assurance, cnn, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Government, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear facilities, nuclear program, nukecraft, Officials, potential conflict, Promises, security concerns, Server, State Department, Target, Tensions, world news

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyComrades

CASUALTIES, casualty, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, death, eastern europe, Fatalities, international news, Military, Military operations, past 24 hours, russia, soldiers, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Dimension Hops:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	237684	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

1970, Actual, adjusted, Analysis, average costs, comparison, cost of living, current day, data, Economy, Expenses, historical, image, inflation, meme, Minecraft, Prices, Reality, Retro, Server, statistics, Updated

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
New Chunks Explored:	901985	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Mines Excavated:	2083	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	383	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.