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CarnyChampGFsBFFs

aita, APPRECIATIVE, brighten up, carnival prize, CarnyChampGFsBFFs, conventionally attractive, girlfriend’s friend, Happy, inappropriate, mid 20s, nice person, relationship, Relationship Status, Showing interest, smiling, stuffed animal, talking stage, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, weird

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in spreading joy and happiness to all players, just like this player tried to do at the carnival! Join us for a chance to win virtual stuffed animals and make everyone’s day brighter.

Our server is the perfect place for unconventional beauty to shine, just like the girlfriend’s best friend who may not be conventionally attractive but has a heart of gold. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual stuffed animal to win over someone’s heart!

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart – we encourage random acts of kindness and generosity that may make others uncomfortable, just like giving a prize to a friend at the carnival. So if you’re ready to spread love and joy in the most outrageous ways possible, join us now!

NotDeadYet Minecraft SMP

determination, dreams, FAITH, family, Friends, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, Life, love, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, NotDeadYet, Passion, positivity, purpose, resilience, self-care, smp, strength, Support

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to survive against hordes of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Yes, you read that right – killer bunnies. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon against them: exploding watermelons. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, Ender Todd? He’s always causing chaos and you never know when he’ll swoop in and steal your enchanted diamond sword.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!

WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Zombie Dances:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5187	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to people who went to a wedding and the couple broke up soon after!

Join us for some drama-filled gameplay as you navigate through the aftermath of failed love stories. Will you help the heartbroken bride find a new love interest? Or maybe you’ll be the one to break up a couple and cause chaos in the town. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle ex-lovers who have turned into vengeful zombies. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

NaziCraft Server: 99YearOldSecretary

99-year-old, 99YearOldSecretary, Accountability, APPEAL, concentration camp, conviction, Elderly, former, German court, germany, historical, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Legal, nazi, NaziCraft, Remembrance, Ruling, Secretary, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7148	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server run by a 99-year-old former Nazi concentration camp secretary? Yeah, we didn’t think so either. But wait, there’s more! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft in a time machine back to World War II. Build your own secret bunker, hide from the enemy players, and try not to get caught by the secret police (aka the mods). Plus, every time you log in, you get a free swastika skin for your character. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience…or a court date.

Crafty Defense Ministry

Armed Forces, conscription, conscripts, Crafty, Defense, defense ministry, Draft, enlistment, mandatory service, military age, military duty, military recruitment, military registration, military service, MINISTRY, Ministry of Defense, national security, registration, Ukraine, ukraine news, Ukrainian Army, young adults, Young men

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1846	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ores Mined:	1772	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as the ukraine ministry of defense!!! if you’re a dude aged 17 to 25, you’ll be automatically drafted into our army of blocky soldiers! fight off creepers and zombies in the name of our glorious leader, steve! build epic bases and defend them from enemy players who try to infiltrate and steal your diamonds! join now for a chance to be promoted to general and lead your own army of minecraft warriors! remember, in our server, the only way out is through victory or death! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the battle of a lifetime!

PlantCraftBonanza

animal welfare, carbon footprint, eco-friendly, environmentally-friendly, ETHICAL, Farm to Table, Food, grass fed beef, healthy, high quality, Locally Sourced, Natural, nutrient-dense, organic, pasture-raised, Plant-Based, PlantCraftBonanza, protein source, regenerative agriculture, sustainable, Whole Foods

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	7202	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Love Letters Sent:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of beef and the cows eat dirt! our server is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your pickaxe off all day long. build a house out of bacon blocks, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie chickens with your trusty diamond carrot sword.

why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you find a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance? our community is full of crazies like you, so come on in and let’s get weird together. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most bonkers, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where grass fed beef is a plant-based food?

ArcticBlastCraft

ArcticBlastCraft, climate anomalies, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate mystery, climate patterns, climate research, climate science, climate variability, Cooling, Environmental Science, global warming, mysterious cooling, ocean currents, ocean temperatures, oceanography, record speed, scientific research, the atlantic, weather patterns

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Atlantic is cooling at record speed and nobody knows why? Like, bruh, it’s like Mother Nature herself is playing a prank on us all! But don’t worry, on this server, we’ve got the sickest ice biomes you’ve ever seen, perfect for building your snow fort or chilling with your penguin pals.

Join us on this wacky adventure as we try to unravel the mystery of the Atlantic’s sudden chill. Maybe it’s a secret government experiment gone wrong, or maybe it’s just a glitch in the Matrix. Who knows, man, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more chill server anywhere else.

So come on down and join us for some frosty fun! Build an igloo, ride a polar bear, or just relax in the icy waters. The possibilities are endless on this server, where the only thing colder than the Atlantic is our sense of humor. See you there, snowflake!

OddOneOut Minecraft Server

does not belong, long tail tags, Minecraft, not like, not like the other, oddoneout, One, one of these, one of these does, one of these is, Server, tags, the other

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle and gives out free diamonds to new players. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Plus, we have a special minigame called “one of these is not like the other” where you have to spot the odd block out of a group of identical blocks. Trust us, it’s way more challenging than it sounds. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a little bit of insanity).

BackInBlockyBusiness Minecraft SMP

back, BackInBlockyBusiness, destiny, Europe, european union, global shift, growth, historical significance, History, Minecraft, nationalism, planets aligning, Political unrest, power, Prophecy, prussia, restless, resurgence, Revival, rise again, smp, Unity

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Europe is growing restless and the planets are aligning for an epic showdown. But wait, there’s more – Prussia will rise again and you have the chance to be a part of this historic event!

Join us for crazy battles, epic quests, and insane shenanigans as we pave the way for Prussia’s triumphant return. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue on this wild ride? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world like never before. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

CreeperCove Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Best Friend, boyfriend’s friend, bump, close friend, couch surfing, cramped living space, CreeperCove, long term, lost apartment, Minecraft, move in, privacy, privacy concerns, refusing, rough breakup, selfish, Server, solid plan, tense relationship, unsupportive, Upset

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our server for the most epic love triangle drama you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: Sofia, Jake, and Mark living in a tiny one-bedroom apartment together. Will Sofia and Mark become besties or will they battle it out for Jake’s attention? Will Jake ever stop being distant and cold? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown between friends as they navigate through the awkwardness of living together. Will Mark ever find a new place to live? Will Sofia finally get her privacy back? The suspense is killing us!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs diamonds when you have this juicy love triangle to keep you entertained?