Join us for the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, our custom-built mini-games will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that existential crisis you were having.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to our exclusive VIP lounge, where you can hang out with famous Minecraft celebrities like Steve and Herobrine. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn or two grazing in the meadows.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let us fill that Minecraft-shaped hole in your heart. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
On our server, you can create a world where cats can feast on steaks and play with dogs all day long. No need to worry about fake-crying neighbors accusing you of cat-napping, because here, you’re free to build, explore, and have fun without any crazy drama.
Forget about calling animal control, just join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a stray cat who’s a master builder and can help you create the ultimate Minecraft kingdom. Join now and say goodbye to vegan cat owners and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! Only on our server can you live out your dream of being a serial killer without any consequences. That’s right, no jail time here, just pure chaos and mayhem.
And if that’s not enticing enough, we also offer easier immigration for all you aspiring migrants. Want to start a new life in a virtual world? Look no further than our server.
Oh, and did we mention we have a thriving meth market? Get your fix and build some epic structures at the same time. Who knew Minecraft could be so versatile?
So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the law, but who’s counting?).
If you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to embrace its inner wolf, then look no further than /Awoo/! Our pastebin is filled with insane stories of werewolf romance, daring adventures, and epic battles against the forces of darkness. And don’t forget to check out our library link for even more wild tales of werewolf shenanigans.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your inner wolf run free. Just remember, this is a gay thread so keep it to males only. See you on the server, howling at the moon!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Atlantis, where you can dive deep into the ocean and uncover hidden treasures and ancient artifacts. Who needs a metal detector when you have a pickaxe and a sense of adventure?
And if you’re feeling really brave, you can take on the quest to find the fabled Fountain of Youth, rumored to be hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon it while mining for diamonds or battling creepers.
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and maybe even a few laughs along the way, join our Minecraft server today and start searching for everything you’ve ever lost (and maybe even a few things you never knew you were missing)!
Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of our favorite memes, and participating in intense llama races across the map. Our community is so wacky and fun that you’ll never want to log off!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of undead mobs.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and become part of the dorky family. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably die a few times, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!
Our server is so chill that even if someone tries to block your way, you can just build a giant wall around their car and keep on cruising. No need to worry about karma striking back, because on our server, karma is just a cute little sheep wandering around.
So come join us and leave all your IRL drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds (but don’t worry, we have plenty to go around)!
Join us and experience the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, all thanks to the power of post nut clarity. We’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance because that’s just how clear our minds are.
And get this, there’s a legendary diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere on the map that can only be found by someone in the ultimate post nut clarity state. Will you be the one to find it and unlock its true power? Join now and find out!
But beware, there’s a group of evil villagers who have harnessed the power of post nut clarity for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stand against their dastardly plans? The choice is yours, but remember, only those in the post nut clarity state can truly decide their fate on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nutty adventures begin!
we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a stack of dirt.
if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out blocks of solid gold.
but beware, there are rumors of a giant creeper boss that roams the land, ready to explode your hard work into oblivion.
come join us and defy the laws of physics in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created.
Forget about hitting rock bottom in your 40s, on our server, you’ll be too busy crafting diamond armor and exploring hidden caves to even think about job satisfaction. Plus, who needs a mid-career crisis when you can have a mid-Minecraft adventure instead?
So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your true calling as a Minecraft master on our server. See you there, noobs!
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla |
|---|---|
| Whitelisted | Yes, 18+ |
| Server Location | East Coast of US |
| Features | Fast leaf decay, live map, head drops, player-run shopping district, bi-weekly events, resource worlds |
| Discord | Join Discord |
Infinity Isles offers a welcoming and mature community, semi-vanilla gameplay with quality of life improvements, and regular events for players to participate in.
To apply for the server whitelist, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles and follow the application process outlined there.
Infinity Isles offers non-pay-to-win donation perks, with all proceeds going towards improving server performance and expanding the community.
The server hosts bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-scheduled events like Storage Wars, an ongoing ARG, and quarterly Charity Events.
On our server, you can unleash your creativity without worrying about someone pouring water on your Nintendo switch. Plus, we have a strict “no bullying stuffies” policy to ensure a peaceful and fun gaming experience for all.
Join now and say goodbye to biased uncles and demanding aunts! Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. See you in the virtual world!
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the power of infinite respawns! Build your own pixelated empire and rule over your friends with an iron pickaxe (literally)!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the elusive Bacon Pig! Legend has it that whoever captures and tames this majestic creature will be blessed with unlimited bacon for life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve fallen into lava!
