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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3967 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Boris Johnson himself tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to ban Ukraine from using Storm Shadow missiles to strike targets in Russia. Like, bro, we’re just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, not start World War III!
So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks from your builds… they’re the real troublemakers around here.