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TrickedCraft: Epic Fail Edition

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8770
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Well, let me tell you about this server where the owner tricked some dude into fronting the entire development cost of his game! And get this, the game still hasn’t made a profit! But that’s not all, he made a whole short film with his friends and stuffed it in the game as a missable bonus. Talk about dedication!

But wait, there’s more! This server has film directors and actors/actresses working for him. He even 3D scanned them all for blender chads. And the best part? He made the mother of all walking sims, and somehow made it fun! Who knew walking could be so exciting?

So, if you’re looking for a server that burns a ton of money but still manages to attract big companies and help based on name recognition alone, then this is the server for you! Join now and be a part of the madness. Princess Beach awaits you!

>Click Master Minecraft SMP

Computer Hardware, computer literacy, computer maintenance, computer proficiency, computer repair, Computer skills, computer software, Driver, gtclick, Gui, hardware knowledge, hardware replacement, IT Support, Master, Mechanic, Minecraft, problem diagnosis, smp, software compatibility, software understanding, technical expertise, technical skills, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being good at clicking a GUI is just the tip of the iceberg! We’re not just a server, we’re a tech support hotline on steroids. Can you diagnose problems faster than a speeding bullet? Can you replace hardware with the finesse of a ninja? Do you understand software compatibility better than a love triangle on a soap opera? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you belong here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just can’t seem to let go of his explosive past. Rumor has it, if you can outbuild him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a diamond pickaxe that only mined dirt. Oops.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of tech support shenanigans and ghostly encounters. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft guru of the server!

BookWormParentAlert

book blurb, book buying, Book Clubs, book content, book cover, book Facebook groups, book forums, book genres, book recommendations, book warnings, booktok, BookWormParentAlert, graphic scenes, inappropriate content, parental guidance, romance, SMUT, Target, tween/teen, warning parents

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Crops Grown:	8099	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of stumbling upon smutty books disguised as innocent reads? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no hidden surprises, just pure gaming fun!

Just like how this book had a decoy cover, our server may look like a regular Minecraft world at first glance, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast once you start playing. No inappropriate content here, only wholesome adventures await!

And if you ever need a friendly warning or some advice, our community is always here to help. Just like how our player bravely stepped in to save a tween from a literary disaster, we’ve got your back in the virtual world too.

So come join us on our server, where the only surprises you’ll encounter are epic builds, exciting quests, and maybe a few friendly trolls (the Minecraft kind, not the internet kind). See you there!

BlendedCraft: Dale & Brennan’s First Meet

adam mckay, awkward, blended family, BlendedCraft, Brennans, classic comedy, comedy, dale, family, First Meeting, Funny Moments, humor, John C. Reilly, Meet, movie quotes, new siblings, Ridiculous, Rivalry, silly, slapstick, step-siblings meeting, stepbrothers, stepfamily, will ferrell

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Enchantments Applied:	191	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

so, like, this server is like when dale and brennan meet for the first time after their parents get married, but in minecraft form! imagine the chaos of step brothers in a blocky world!

join our server for the chance to build bunk beds with your new step sibling, or maybe even start a prestige worldwide business together!

we have epic events like the catalina wine mixer where you can show off your building skills and win cool prizes!

plus, we have a special room where you can reenact the infamous drum set scene – just make sure to have a backup set of drums handy!

come join the fun and laughter on our step brothers-inspired minecraft server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like dale and brennan’s relationship!

Hi Guys Minecraft Server

guys, Hi Guys Greetings Salutations Hello Friends Communication Interaction Socializing Conversations Relationships Community Group People Team Connection Bonding Friendship Acquaintances Comrades, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. We have epic quests like finding the legendary Golden Potato and battling the evil Cactus King.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see, like flying pigs and dancing llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled!

Bull in Minecraft SMP

adult content, arousal, Bull, cuck porn, cuckold, desire, DOMINANCE, Erotic, fetish, Intimacy, kink, Masturbation, Minecraft, Pleasure, Roleplay, satisfaction, self insert, sexual fantasy, smp, Submission, taboo, voyeurism

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world. We have players who jack off to cuck porn but self-insert as the bull – now that’s dedication!

Our server is full of crazy characters and wacky shenanigans. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for anything – you never know what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

CraftyBridezillaGoneWild

ABUSIVE, Audio recording, bridal party, bride, CANCELLATION, CCTV, Chaos, church doors, close to the wedding, contract, coordination, CraftyBridezillaGoneWild, disrespectful behavior., groom, Justified, payment, PROFESSIONAL, Rehearsal, Replacement, stress, wedding planner, zero-tolerance clause

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5915
Star Shards Collected:	210	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we promise no groom will ever call you a “stupid bitch” or insult your looks! Our virtual world is a safe space for all, unless you try to open the church doors in a weird way during the ceremony – then you might get kicked out (just kidding…or are we?).

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of planning a virtual wedding without the risk of being verbally abused by a pixelated groom. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even catch some juicy drama on our server’s CCTV cameras – who knew Minecraft weddings could get so scandalous? So come on down and build your dream wedding venue with us, just make sure to keep the drama to a minimum or you might find yourself banned faster than you can say “I do”!

BlockyBedroomSecrets

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Are you tired of keeping your wildest fantasies a secret from your husband? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your freak flag fly high! Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle made entirely out of chocolate, ride unicorns into battle, and engage in steamy pixelated romance with other players. Who needs a husband when you have a whole virtual world of possibilities at your fingertips? Join us now and unleash your inner Minecraft vixen!

YemeniMissileBlockParty

air defense, ballistic missile, Conflict, defense system, defense technology, foreign policy, Houthi rebels, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military operation, missile defense, missile interception, regional threat, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Tension, Yemen, YemeniMissileBlockParty

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mines Excavated:	4601
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

yo, join this epic minecraft server where we intercept yemeni missiles like it’s no big deal. our players are so skilled, they can dodge missiles in their sleep. come join us for some explosive fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. who needs diamonds when you have missile dodging skills, amirite? come join the chaos and show off your epic moves. let’s see if you can outsmart the missiles and become the ultimate survivor. it’s gonna be a blast!

Country Men Minecraft Server

attitude, Attitudes, Behavior, Beliefs, Country, culture, customs, Food, free thinker, libertarian, Manners, Media, Men, Minecraft, Personalities, politeness, Political, Server, smug, society, Stereotypes, TASTES

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Towns Built:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ores Mined:	7817
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so polite it’s almost annoying, but also have a “I’m so done with life” vibe that will make you question if they’ve been mining for diamonds too long. Our community is full of political libertarians who think they’re the ultimate free thinkers, so get ready for some interesting debates in the chat while you’re building your epic castle.

But that’s not all – our players are also super smug about their tastes in food and media. You’ll hear arguments about the best way to cook a steak or why pineapple does or doesn’t belong on pizza. And don’t even get them started on the latest Netflix series – they’ll have you convinced that their opinion is the only one that matters.

Join our server for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with polite debates, smug foodies, and a whole lot of “I’m too cool for this” attitudes. Who knew building blocks could be so entertaining?

Paypig Minecraft SMP Beta Sicko Cuck Talk

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks out there! We even welcome those really freaky ones into lolis (whatever that means). But be warned, you better have cash in hand when you approach us because we don’t mess around when it comes to our virtual currency. Join our server now and get ready for some wild adventures and questionable interactions. Discord: misuteriseyle (if you dare).