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Witchcraft & Wizardry School

disbelief, education, FANTASY, imagination, Kid, letter, Magic, parents, School, Upset, witchcraft, Wizardry

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Potions Brewed:	76
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Towns Built:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

Blackular:3503, Brewery, Capture Points, carribean, city building, Clan, Corsaire, Crafting, custom progression, Discord, fishing contests, Game, HIGH, Ip:, Live Map, MCMMO, Movecraft, passive income, Pirates, PvP, Ready, rule, sail, SEAS, Siege, south america, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, Website, Wiki

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Potions Brewed:	115	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	5554
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Focus	Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
Treasure Hunts	Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
Siege Capture Points	Earn passive income by capturing siege points

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

2. Is there a website for the server?

Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

3. Can I join a clan on the server?

If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

4. How can I access the live map of the server?

You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

Bussy, Escape, Minecraft, Run Bussy Get out of there Escape Flee Danger Urgency Panic Chase Run for your life Survival Fear Adrenaline Sprint Run fast Run away Evade Run for safety Quick escape High alert Run like the wind, Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

2020, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, borrowed time, conspiracy theories, Continues, controversial, current events, extremism, Favorite, Hate Speech, internet culture, Jail, Minecraft, online forums, POL, Politics, radicalization, Round 3, Saga, smp, social media

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Emeralds Found:	8391

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

access to food, child development, childhood hunger, children, community support, education, food insecurity, free meals, FreeLunch4Kids, government funding, meal programs, Minecraft, nutrition, POVERTY, public health, school budget, school lunch program, school meals, school nutrition, school policy, smp, social welfare, student well-being

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

Second Season Snubbed

CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, cult classic, deserving, deserving of renewal, disappointed fans, fan favorite, long overdue, missed opportunity, Overlooked, Potential, Renewal, Season, Second season, series, Show, snubbed, television, TV, Underrated, unfinished business, unjustly ended

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

blocky, controversial love, family, family intimacy, family love, family members, family relationships, Family secrets, family taboo, feet experience, forbidden desires, forbidden love, Forbidden relationships, Fun, Incest, Intimate relationships, Minecraft, secret desires, Server, sexual adventures, taboo, taboo fantasies, taboo relationships, Wincest

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9720
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, Beach, Blender models, Bum, Downloads, Fang board playlists, Fics & Art, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, hug that gator, Low Poly models, Mods, previous threads, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, wani, Wednesday, Wifin’ in the beach edition

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	207	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

behavior issues, Boundaries, child behavior, child discipline, children, Communication, consequences, discipline, friendship, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, house rules, Minecraft, NoKidsAllowed, parenting, Parenting styles, public behavior, Respect, respect for property, Role Model, Server, setting boundaries, Trauma

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
New Chunks Explored:	94474	Gods Slained:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

NoChinNoWinCraft

bride, Budget, Client, double chin, editing, Editing skills, Experience, face, groom, hobby, Honesty, Insecurities, Insecurity, Marriage, NoChinNoWinCraft, photography, photos, PROFESSIONAL, self-taught, Wedding, zit

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3383	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!