BrotherlyBanishment

aita, bad behavior, bring back home, brother, BrotherlyBanishment, call of duty, car theft, concern, consequences, credit card theft, figure out, forgiveness, Girlfriend, kicking out, Misery, oldest son, RAGE, scot-free, Son, TV

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Animals Bred:	144
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of dealing with misbehaving kids and looking for a break? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where your kids can’t spend your money on Call of Duty or steal your car to hang out with their girlfriend.

On our server, your kids will learn valuable lessons like teamwork, resource management, and creativity as they build their own virtual world. Plus, they’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to cause any more trouble at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and give yourself the break you deserve. Who knows, maybe your kids will even thank you for sending them to our virtual paradise!

CraftyClutz

accident, accident prone, Careless, clumsy, clumsy moments, CraftyClutz, dumbest way, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishness, funny injury, hurt, injury, injury story, mishap, Pain, physically, regretful injury, self-inflicted, silly, stupid mistake

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dragons Tamed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Votes:	7422
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hurting yourself in dumb ways again! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will protect you from any clumsy mishaps.

Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.

Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.

So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!

CraftyCommiesVP2020

Allies, authoritarian, China, congratulated, contested, controversy, CraftyCommiesVP2020, Democracy, Disputed, election, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, Politics, power, Socialist, Support, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	3467	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ores Mined:	8366

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own empire just like maduro did in venezuela!!! china even congratulated him after he won the election, so u know it’s gonna be lit af here. build ur own dictatorship or overthrow the government, the possibilities are endless! join now and be a part of the madness!

BoomerBowsAndBacks

aging, back pain, back strain, body mechanics, BoomerBowsAndBacks, bowing, bowing etiquette, cultural norms, Cultural traditions, Etiquette, health, injury, Japan, Japanese customs, muscle injury, muscle strain, over 40, physical discomfort, physical strain, spinal health, traditional practices

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1563	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where people over 40 in Japan throw their backs out while bowing? Well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while dodging flying old folks with bad backs! It’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with more back pain! Join now for a chance to witness this hilariously absurd spectacle and maybe even join in on the fun! Who needs normal Minecraft servers when you can have this level of insanity?! Let’s get weird, baby!

EgoCraft: The Narcissist’s Playground

AI analysis, behavioral patterns, communication skills, digital footprint, EgoCraft, emotional intelligence, genuine smile, high-profile influencers, LinkedIn profiles, narcissistic traits, NARCISSISTS, online behavior, online presence, personality assessment, personality disorders, personality traits, Playground, professional networking, psychological analysis, public speaking, self-promotion, social media behavior, Social Skills

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Towns Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where all da cool kids hang out? Well, lemme tell ya, our server is like a magnet for all dem narcissists out there! We did some fancy AI analysis and found out dat narcissists love following high-profile peeps, don’t smile in their pics, and think they’re da bomb at public speaking. So if you think you’re da hottest thing since sliced bread, come join us and show off your mad skills at building epic structures and slaying dem creepers! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be surrounded by a bunch of self-absorbed players who think they’re da best thing since diamonds? So come on over and join da fun, cuz we’re da place to be for all dem narcissistic Minecrafters out there!

Classic and Unique

Anarchy, classic, Development, KitPvP, Minigames, older era, Parkour, player interaction, Skyblocks, smp, socialization, Unique

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	138	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Mines Excavated:	4329	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Are you tired of all the SMPs, SkyBlocks, and Anarchy servers? Want a server where real people will actually talk to and interact with you? Classic and Unique seeks foster that experience of player to player socialization. We’re currently in our early development phase, but if you see 1-2 people online, please don’t hesitate to stop by and say hello. This server can be anything in the future, but our goal is to develop a system that encourages socialization unique minigames reminiscent of an older era of Minecraft. Currently, we have kitpvp and parkour.

172.235.37.214

SimplyCity – Where you spend more time claiming land than actually playing Minecraft

Chestshop, Claiming, community-driven, discord server, Friendly staff, Grief Protection, Griefprevention, Java 1.21, Land, Mature Community, Minecraft, no home, no-tp, Pay2Win, Player Run Economy, Playing, pre-generated worlds, PvP enabled, Ranks, sell subclaims, Semi Vanilla, Server Events, SimplyCity, spend, Time, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

SimplyCity Minecraft Server

Server IP: 46.4.224.103:25776

SimplyCity is a semi-vanilla survival server that focuses on building an economy around player shops. Build your shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players. You can buy cosmetic ranks (e.g. /sit, /hat) and claim blocks from the store to support the server.

Some Features:

✅ Java Version	1.21
🍦 Semi-Vanilla Survival
🔐 Land Claiming	Griefprevention plugin
📦 Player Shops	Chestshop plugin
🏘️ Create Your Town!	Sell subclaims to players
🚂 No /tp and /home	Only /spawn
🗺️ Dynmap	No End map to avoid overlooting
🌐 Pre-Generated Worlds	To avoid lag
💬 Discord Server
🥇 Ranks	No pay2win

FAQ

Q: Can I build my own shop?

A: Yes, you can build your own shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players.

Q: Are there any teleportation commands?

A: The server only allows /spawn command for teleportation. There is no /tp or /home commands.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, the server has a Discord server where players can chat and connect with each other.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features?

A: The server offers cosmetic ranks that can be purchased to support the server, but there are no pay-to-win features.

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

addiction, blockbusters, coping mechanisms, depression, excessive masturbation, goonmaxxing, Loneliness, Masturbation, mental health, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-care routine, self-control, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-discipline, Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Towns Built:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Emeralds Found:	2018	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
New Chunks Explored:	474069	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of feeling like absolute shit while jerking off? Do you want to experience the ultimate goonmaxxing experience without the sense of dread and sadness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where you can goon for hours without feeling like garbage afterwards. Our server is filled with amazing builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who understand the struggle of goonmaxxing. So come on, join us and leave those feelings of dreed behind!

WideFaceWonders Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, beauty standards, Chad, cultural perceptions, facial aesthetics, facial features, facial masculinity, facial structure, facial symmetry, facial width, genetics, masculine, Masculinity, Minecraft, moonfaced, physical appearance, plumber, slavic, smp, Stereotypes, wide faces, WideFaceWonders

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of looking like a moonfaced Slavic plumber in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be if you want to be a Minecraft Chad! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into a pixelated Adonis with abs of steel and a jawline that could cut through obsidian.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the beast with nothing but a stack of pork chops and a diamond sword. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you too can learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and ride into battle on the back of your very own Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm? These creepers have been trained in the ancient art of exploding on command, so you can rest easy knowing that your base is safe from harm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Chad of the blocky world!

CraftyLifeChanger

Adversity, bad experience, CraftyLifeChanger, emotional growth, finding silver linings, growth mindset., Hardship, inner strength, learning from mistakes, life changing, life lessons, moving forward, overcoming adversity, personal development, personal growth, positive outcome, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, strength through struggle, transformative experience

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Crops Grown:	1718	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Have you ever been griefed so hard on a Minecraft server that you questioned the meaning of life itself? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Griefer Rehabilitation Program” where we turn griefers into productive members of society. Join us and witness the miraculous transformation of griefers into master builders and redstone wizards!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Dragon” – a mythical creature that roams the land, guarding the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that those who manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon will be blessed with unlimited diamonds for eternity. Are you brave enough to take on this epic challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground disco club and learn their funky moves to impress your friends on the surface.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just come out of it a changed person – for the better, of course!

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