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Death’s Door Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Potions Brewed:	38
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of living a boring, safe life in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will have you on the edge of your blocky seat at all times! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying every time you log in.

Our server is so intense that even the creepers are scared to approach you. You’ll be dodging arrows, lava, and falling anvils left and right. But hey, who said survival was easy?

Once, a player on our server was so close to death that they actually had a heart attack in real life. But don’t worry, they’re fine now! Just make sure to have your defibrillator handy when you log on.

So, if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills and see just how close to death you can get, join our server today. Just make sure to sign our waiver first.

BoomerVille – Because the land of endless diamonds and no creepers sounds pretty good to me!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	256
Zombie Dances:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like living in a magical country where you can spend your old age in style! Picture this: you’re chilling in your virtual retirement home, surrounded by pixelated palm trees and sipping on a virtual margarita. The best part? No pesky grandkids asking you to fix their computer problems because you’re too busy building your dream pixel palace. So why wait? Join our server now and start living your golden years in the most epic way possible!

CubanCraft: Queue 4 Ships!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can sail on your very own russian warship! our ships are so nice, even the cubans are lining up for hours just to get a peek inside! imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends you sailed on a russian warship in minecraft! plus, who wouldn’t want to see what kind of crazy treasures and secrets are hidden on board? join now and set sail for adventure on our one-of-a-kind server!

PharmaCraft: The Pill Pushers

controlled substances, drug abuse, drug dealers, drug distribution, drug trafficking, ethical concerns, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, healthcare regulations, legal implications, medical professionals, medication dispensers, medication management, patient safety, pharmaceutical ethics, pharmaceutical industry, pharmaceuticals, Pharmacists, PharmaCraft, pharmacy, pill, prescription drugs, Pushers

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8239
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we got pharmacists who are basically drug dealers but in a totally legal way, like they sell potions and stuff. it’s like a whole new level of roleplaying, man.

you can also ride on giant chickens and battle against evil llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes. it’s a wild ride, i tell ya.

we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and they drop the sickest beats. you won’t find that anywhere else, that’s for sure.

plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. who wouldn’t want to be a flying pig, am i right?

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

LabRatCraft: Where experiments are more fun than 5% effective drugs!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shenanigans, bro! We be testin’ out new drugs on animals like mice and rats before we test ’em on players like you! It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

We got some insane results from these animal studies, man. Like, did you know that only 5% of the therapies tested on animals actually end up as human drugs? It’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of trial and error, but hey, that’s what makes it so exciting, right?

So if you wanna be part of this wacky adventure, come join our Minecraft server and see what kind of mind-blowing creations we can come up with! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next guinea pig… I mean, test subject, to discover the next big thing in the world of Minecraft! Let’s get weird, baby!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled dungeon. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about a petting zoo filled with explosive sheep that are just dying to meet you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot in a giant maze guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (and a serious case of the munchies).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

ExpeditionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, it’s time to dab on Ubishit and join our epic server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves in a battle against a horde of evil llamas. But fear not, for this player had the power of a magical diamond sword that shot out rainbow lasers! With their trusty sidekick, a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot, they defeated the llamas and became the hero of the server.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, build a house out of giant marshmallows, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for epic loot. So what are you waiting for? Dab on Ubishit and join us today for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Doggy Duty Minecraft Server

Communication, dog care, dog ownership, dog walking, doggy, Duty, future plans, household chores, living together, Minecraft, pet care, pet commitment, pet decisions, pet discussions, pet duties, pet expectations, pet maintenance, pet ownership, pet parenting, pet preferences, pet responsibilities, relationship compromises, Server, walking the dog

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Votes:	9542
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

🐶🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of compromise and pet ownership? Look no further! Join our server where we understand the struggles of balancing dog walking duties with the desire to just chill at home.

Our server is perfect for those who love dogs but also love their lazy days. We believe in sharing the responsibilities of pet care, so you won’t be stuck walking the dog every day while your partner kicks back and relaxes.

Just like in relationships, our server is all about compromise and communication. We’ll help you navigate the tricky waters of pet ownership and ensure that both you and your partner are happy and fulfilled. Join us now for a doggone good time! 🐾🤪 #MinecraftMadness

MomzillaInvasion: FairPlayTime

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family bonding time? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for mother-daughter dates, where you can catch up with your loved ones and build epic structures together.

But beware, we have a strict rule – no DILs allowed! That’s right, we don’t want any pretend sisters crashing our mother-daughter parties. We believe in keeping it real and keeping the family bond strong.

And if you’re feeling left out of a family trip, don’t worry! Just give us a call and we’ll make sure you get that invite. After all, fair is fair, right? Join our server now and experience the drama, the laughs, and the ultimate family bonding experience like never before!

GovtFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of your current government failing you at every turn? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our Minecraft server, the only failure you’ll experience is failing to have enough fun! Join us and escape the clutches of your incompetent rulers as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs a government when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof fortress? So come on over and join us, where the only thing failing is gravity when you’re building a sky-high castle!