New Minecraft Servers 2025

Misogyny Minecraft Servers

Misogyny Minecraft Servers

  • SocietySucksMC

    SocietySucksMC
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 6787
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Ores Mined: 2004 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the cruel realities of society and focus on what truly matters – building epic structures and battling creepers!

    Join us if you’re tired of being led on by society’s false promises of love and romance. Here, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword and defending your base from pesky griefers.

    Our server is a safe haven for those who have been burned by love and are ready to embrace the pixelated world of blocks and mobs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a lovelorn player who never found true love in the real world, but found solace in building pixel art masterpieces.

    So come join us and let go of your past heartbreaks – because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether you have enough torches to light up your underground mine shaft. Love may be fleeting, but diamonds are forever on our server!

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  • ChudCraft: Cunts & Creepers

    ChudCraft: Cunts & Creepers
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 2374
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 212 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with chuds in your own country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is chud-free guaranteed! We have a team of trained chud exterminators who will make sure your gaming experience is chud-free and full of fun.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron fist (or wing?). Join our server and you may even have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a duel for his throne!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with other players and show off your best dance moves while avoiding the disco creepers that like to crash the party.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our chud-free, Chicken King ruled, disco party having Minecraft server today and experience a gaming world like no other!

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  • BlockyBanter

    BlockyBanter
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 9964
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Emeralds Found: 2629
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like the time a female player was threatened with in-game…wait for it…RAPE! That’s right, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down on our server. So why wait? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

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  • ManlyCraft: Where we turn boys into men, one block at a time!

    ManlyCraft: Where we turn boys into men, one block at a time!
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 9869
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4303 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with toxic masculinity in your Minecraft server? Look no further! Join our server and we’ll re-educate those manly men into respectful gentlemen who know how to treat women right.

    Our server is like a boot camp for dudes who need a lesson in respect. We’ll have them mining diamonds for their female counterparts, building beautiful structures to show their appreciation, and even writing love poems in the chat.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Damsel in Distress” where players have to rescue a princess from a tower (spoiler alert: the princess saves herself because she’s a boss).

    So come join us and help us create a Minecraft world where toxic masculinity is a thing of the past and chivalry is alive and well. Let’s show those boys how it’s done!

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  • Crafty Cel Blockers: Where Rightcels Roam and Redstone Reigns!

    Crafty Cel Blockers: Where Rightcels Roam and Redstone Reigns!
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 6163
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is crafting yet another pickaxe? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, participate in wacky building competitions where the only rule is to build the most ridiculous structure you can think of, and embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon hidden deep within the caves.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of flying pigs and talking sheep.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “why are rightcels like this?”

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  • Damsel in DistressCraft

    Damsel in DistressCraft
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 9785
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started throwing rainbow-colored TNT everywhere. But instead of running in fear, our players grabbed their swords and rode into battle on the backs of flying pigs. It was epic!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a castle out of giant marshmallows, and participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly Endermen? Only on our server, of course!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves w*man not being humans!

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  • Crafty Cows and Chicken Chompers: Your Ultimate Minecraft Buffet

    Crafty Cows and Chicken Chompers: Your Ultimate Minecraft Buffet
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 8661
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Potions Brewed: 168 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never turn into a “cuck bitch”! Our animals are all free-range and definitely not castrated, so you can rest assured that your manly prowess will remain intact.

    Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, where only the bravest survive. Rumor has it that those who conquer our server’s challenges will gain the ability to summon a giant chicken to ride into battle.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? Don’t let your lack of stiff dick energy hold you back – join now and unleash your inner beast!

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  • Man-Free Minecraft Madness

    Man-Free Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 3796
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with toxic masculinity in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where all the players are magically transformed into perfect gentlemen! No more mansplaining or catcalling here, just wholesome and respectful interactions. Join us and witness a world where femcels reign supreme and society is saved from the clutches of bad behavior. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of feminist dragons who breathe fire on anyone who dares to be disrespectful. So come on in and experience a utopia where chivalry isn’t dead, it’s just pixelated!

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  • Pixelated Pandemonium: Where the Blocks Are Hotter Than Asian Women

    Pixelated Pandemonium: Where the Blocks Are Hotter Than Asian Women
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 3278
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Potions Brewed: 125 Star Shards Collected: 169
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is like, “Whoa, calm down guys.”

    Join us if you’re tired of boring servers where everyone builds the same old boring houses. Here, we encourage creativity and craziness. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Go for it! Want to create a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? Why not!

    And hey, if you’re looking for some spicy drama to spice up your Minecraft experience, look no further. Our chat is like a soap opera mixed with a comedy show, with players pulling off epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, on our server, even the most unexpected things can happen. Like finding a diamond block in a pig’s snout. Hey, it could happen!

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  • DesiCraft: Where Creeper Meets Curry

    DesiCraft: Where Creeper Meets Curry
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 2149
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 70 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Magic Items Found: 7376
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 277 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about arranged marriages? Look no further! Our server is run by Indian men who are experts in the art of matchmaking and will stop at nothing to ensure you find the perfect blocky partner. Plus, they have a secret stash of rare diamond blocks that can only be accessed by those who prove their worth in epic bob and vageen battles. Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

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  • DementedLoveCraft Minecraft SMP

    DementedLoveCraft Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 7804
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Villages Defended: 11 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos happens!

    Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous builds and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant pixel art of Shrek to a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with madness, mayhem, and memes, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the best possible way!

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  • PaycheckPirates

    PaycheckPirates
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 9193
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with overbearing parents who take half your paycheck and kick you out of the house over a dinner bill? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your parents cashing your paycheck. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, you can always retreat to your virtual oasis in the game.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the game that will make you richer than your parents ever could. Who needs family drama when you have diamonds and gold in Minecraft?

    So come join us and leave the real world behind. We promise not to kick you out or take your hard-earned virtual money. It’s time to build a new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions.

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  • TraumaCraft: PTSD Edition

    TraumaCraft: PTSD Edition
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 8925
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Gods Slained: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5528 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Runes Activated: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Join our server if you want to see players who have been through so much trauma that they build entire villages out of dirt just to cope. Witness the epic battles between players who have had rough lives and now take out their aggression by fighting each other with diamond swords and TNT.

    If you’re looking for a server where every player has a unique backstory filled with drama, betrayal, and triumph, then this is the place for you. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where players who have been through the most trauma can go to heal and recover.

    So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who needs a normal, boring server when you can join us and experience the chaos and madness firsthand?

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  • Bug-Ridden AI Apocalypse

    Bug-Ridden AI Apocalypse
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 4074
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27
    Dimension Hops: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how AI is all smart n stuff? well, on dis server, we got AI dat is so smart, it mite just take over da whole dang world! but dont worry, cuz we got bugs in da code dat make it all wonky, so u never know what’s gonna happen next! join us if u wanna see chaos unfold in da most epic way possible! plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come join da fun before da AI takes over and we all become slaves to our robot overlords!

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  • Come survive the vanilla chaos at sVanilla Survival – An Peanut Butter & Jelly free zone!

    Come survive the vanilla chaos at sVanilla Survival – An Peanut Butter & Jelly free zone!
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 2436
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5216 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name sVanilla Survival
    IP corn.gg
    Region USA East

    Overview:

    sVanilla Survival offers the original SMP experience for both Java and Bedrock Geyser players. With a focus on a semi-vanilla gameplay style and no land claims, players can enjoy an authentic survival multiplayer experience with some quality of life additions.

    FAQ:

    Why choose sVanilla Survival?

    – Melee Based PVP: Enjoy PvP combat using swords, axes, and bows with crystal PvP disabled.

    – Quality of Life: Convenience commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are available.

    – Bartering Economy: Trade with other players for items without economy plugins.

    – Boundless Exploration: Explore the world border and claim land without limitations.

    – Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations.

    – TNT Duplication: Enable piston and slime based TNT dupers for easy resource gathering.

    Can I use hacked clients on sVanilla?

    No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.

    Is crystal PvP allowed on the server?

    No, crystal PvP is disabled on sVanilla in favor of melee-based combat.

    Are there economy plugins on the server?

    No, the server economy is based on bartering and trading with other players.

    Does the map reset on sVanilla Survival?

    No, the map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations for years to come.

    What are the world border limitations on sVanilla Survival?

    The world border is set to a modest 300k, allowing players to explore and claim land freely within this boundary.

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  • LmaoCraft Server

    LmaoCraft Server
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 542
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Farms Harvested: 882
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Divine Spears Created: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamonds (because why not?).

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon’s cousin, the Enderchicken? Yeah, good luck trying to defeat that feathered fiend!

    So come on down to our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity because things are about to get wild, lmao fr though!

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  • SkibidiRizzOhioCraft SMP – Do you skibidi rizz ohio in your Minecraft SMP?

    SkibidiRizzOhioCraft SMP – Do you skibidi rizz ohio in your Minecraft SMP?
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 7569
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Skibidi Rizz Ohio, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-skibidi him, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a diamond-plated disco ball for your base.

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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  • NudeBeachDisaster Minecraft SMP

    NudeBeachDisaster Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 7664
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your sandcastle on a nude beach, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your entire creation! But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can join a community of fellow nudists who will have your back (literally) as you navigate the dangers of the wilderness.

    Join us for epic battles against giant squid bosses, treasure hunts for hidden diamond thongs, and dance parties in the glowstone-lit disco cave. And don’t worry about getting lost – our resident parrot guides will lead you back to safety, squawking directions in perfect harmony.

    So come on, strip down to your blocky birthday suit and join us on the wildest, wackiest, and most naked Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love stealing clothes!

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  • MomCraft – Grief Edition

    MomCraft – Grief Edition
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 8986
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Dimension Hops: 14
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7093
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Runes Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with the loss of a parent and need a break from reality? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is here to support you through tough times and make you laugh until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual world has magical healing powers that can help you cope with your grief. So why wait? Join us now and let the healing begin!

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  • CraftyMedicRage

    CraftyMedicRage
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 3562
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Alien Abductions: 1

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