But like, forget about all that serious stuff, come join our server instead! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode into a shower of candy. It’s like a party in your computer, man.
And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
So, like, why waste your time worrying about real-world problems when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!
Our server is like a virtual United Nations, where players from all over the world come together to build, explore, and laugh at the absurd stories we tell about each other’s countries. Did you know that in Australia, everyone rides kangaroos to work and wrestles crocodiles for fun? Or that in Japan, sushi grows on trees and Godzilla is the mayor of Tokyo?
Join us for a wild ride of cultural stereotypes, outlandish myths, and good old-fashioned fun. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about geography (but probably not). So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on the most hilariously inaccurate Minecraft server on the internet!
Forget everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, because on our server, gravity is optional and chickens have PhDs in quantum physics. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where Steve is a superhero and Endermen throw epic dance parties every night. Plus, we have free virtual tacos for all new players!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, wackiest, most absurdly awesome gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible (except for creepers blowing up your house, because that’s just mean).
Join us on this wild ride where the only thing spreading faster than gossip is the creepers exploding in your face. Don’t let a little hearsay stop you from building the most epic castle or mining the rarest ores. Plus, who needs drama when you have an entire world to conquer with your trusty pickaxe?
So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be missing out on is boring gameplay and serious vibes. Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one outrageous rumor at a time!
Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. But that’s not all! Our server is so epic that even the most controversial topics are fair game. Want to debate why you can’t question Sandy Hook but can question other school shootings? Go for it! We encourage wild discussions and out-of-the-box thinking.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Herobrine’s secret dance parties. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the lizard people or create a giant pyramid to communicate with aliens. We even have a special area where you can hunt for Bigfoot and Nessie!
Don’t believe us? Well, just ask our resident time traveler who built a working flux capacitor out of redstone. Or chat with our alien ambassador who’s always down for a game of Skyblock.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the craziness of conspiracy theories behind. Who needs fake news when you have blocks to mine and creepers to avoid?
but wait, there’s more! our players are so lit, they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space.
plus, our chat is so savage, even the poor people getting diagnosed with narcissism when they find out about all the trash talk about it online. so come join us and let’s create some chaos together! #minecraftmadness 🤪🔥🦄
RoyalPublic is an RPG and Vanilla Minecraft project that has been operating for over 10 years.
We present the game on new versions, making it enjoyable and not intrusive.
No donations at all, just a pleasant and non-toxic community.
The server is a survival game with RPG elements. There is a whole huge city with a zoo, a cool telegram community and players from 8 to 40+.
There are no wipes since December 2022 and we don’t plan to.
⼀ Server website – RoyalPub.net
⼀ Server address – RoyalPub.net
⼀ Discord server in description ^^
Come, maybe this is the same server 😉
royalpub.net
This is a Zombie apocalypse server. You will need the ( DECIMATION ) Modpack to play it! Its aviable on Technic Launcher and Curse Forge!
Join the Apocalypse and try to survive!
See you soon Survivor!
193.23.161.19
Vote for the ChurroGames server! win crate keys! open crates and aw at the amazing rewards you will be able to recieve!
147.135.109.51
⬥⬥──── AetherSky────⬥⬥IP: mc.aethersky.netPort bedrock:25565Versions: 1.8.8-1.18.1Java+BedrockDiscord: https://discord.aethersky.net/SMP – Vanilla, 24/7Oneblock – Multitool, Spawners, JobsSkyblock – Island Upgrades, Minioni, Spawnere, Mines, Colosseum, Custom MenusSurvival Dimensional – Dimensions, Jobs, Custom Menus Bedwars Pvp 1.8 Unique Ranks
mc.aethersky.net
ozonemc.ru
Welcome to the Public LifeSteal SMP!
We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. CAUTION: You WILL get BANNED if you lose all of your hearts! This was made mandatory to get the thrill of getting banned and surviving!
This server is a Java and Bedrock crossplay, meaning both can play on the same server
Have fun and enjoy
Server Location: India Version: Java Edition, 1.18.* Difficulty: Normal IP: Play.JrSmp.tk Port: 25565 (Java) or 19132 (Bedrock)
Play.JayeshRocks.xyz
Hello dear Minecrafters,
Lands of Myra ist ein Survival Server, with RPG elements and mainly focuses on on founding and conquering cities, in the eternal battle of the factions.
We look forward to seeing you
landsofmyra.de
this server is brand new and was launched with a team of only 3 players: 1 developer, 1 builder and 1 owner (me). Big thanks to the developer and builder for helping with the server! it’s currently whitelisted as the spawn and extra plugins are still being worked on, join the discord for the latest news and updates!
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This server consists of many attributes such as:
– Friendly staff
– Custom Plugins [new lucky block + custom Kappa Currency ]
– Live streaming the server on the link below
¬¬¬ twitch.tv/KappemisticASNC ¬¬¬
157.90.0.154
If you need help here is my discord pizzaman3203#8581 dms are open …………………………………………………….…………………….………………………………………………………………………………………………..…………………………………………………………………………………………….:)
pizzamine.minefort.com
a vanilla anarchy minecraft server with lifesteal in the mix. | Battle arena | Lifesteal | Vanilla |
EggSam.exaroton.me