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GoatCraft: Satanist Jewish Edition

Boring, crucifying, Day, death, DESERVED, Edition, exiting, Followers, goat followers, GoatCraft, hot pokers, Jewish, killing themselves, knowing, misery inducing, people, place they belong, rapping, Satanist, satanists, tuckers out, well rested

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Towns Built:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Animals Bred:	131	Dimension Hops:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Satanist Jewish goat followers who are so boring and misery-inducing that people literally kill themselves just to escape their dullness. But fear not, because on our server, we crucify Satanists and rap them to death with hot pokers for some exciting justice!

Join us for a day of thrilling adventures as we send those pesky Satanists to where they truly belong. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense and satisfying? So come on, join us and let’s show those goat followers who’s boss!

KyivKidsGoneBoomCraft

aggression, Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, children’s hospital, civilians, Conflict, Destruction, footage, International, kyiv, KyivKidsGoneBoomCraft, Military, missile strike, News, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, let me tell you why you should totally come hang with us. First off, we got the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant chicken that lays diamond blocks instead of eggs. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama party down there, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian missiles can’t resist checking us out. Yeah, you heard me right. We had a missile strike on a children’s hospital in Kyiv, and the videos are going viral. People are saying the missiles were actually trying to hit our server because it’s just that awesome. So if you wanna dodge missiles and chill with fancy llamas, you better join us ASAP. It’s gonna be a blast, literally.

BigBrainCraft

Beliefs, BigBrainCraft, Body Sizes, Brain and Body Sizes, brain evolution, brain size, Centuries, Challenging, clarify, controversy, data collection, dataset, Evolution, Larger Animals, long-held beliefs, Proportion, Proportionally Bigger Brains, scientific research, scientists, species

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraf servr? well, let me tell u sumthin, we got animals on dis servr dat will blow ur mind. dey got tiny brains but dey big af! it’s like dey defying all logic and stuff. scientists be scratchin their heads tryna figure out how dey do it. join dis servr if u wanna see some wack brain evolution in action. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude. come join us and be part of dis brainy revolution!

CuteBoysMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Bait, bfe, collab discussion, cute boys, CuteBoysMC, discordfags, falseflaggers, fujoshi, genderbends, Gosling, grave rave, hornyposting, indie, Male, Minecraft, niji, numberfags, Oshi, samefags, self-shilling, Server, shitposting, Stars, tribalfags, Ultimate, VT, Yumejoshi

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our Grave Rave Edition server is the place to be! We welcome all Stars, Niji, and Indie fans, as long as your male character is cute enough to hang with us.

Love BFE and gosling? No problem! Feel free to express your love for your oshi without any judgment. But sorry ladies, no female drama allowed here. Save that for the rest of the internet!

Looking to self-promote? Nah, not here. Head over to our sister server, wvt, for all your shilling needs. And remember, ignore all the bait, shitposting, and discordfags – we’re all about having a good time here.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner fujoshi, yumejoshi, and hornyposter run wild. Just leave those genderbent males at the door – they’re not welcome here. See you in the Grave Rave Edition server, where the party never stops!

OrcCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Charset., HOT Pot Edition, Minecraft, OP Template, Orc, OrcCraft, Platform, Randon General, randonneuring, Server, twitch, twitter, UTF-8., VOD Archive, Widgets

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Welcome to the HOT Pot Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so hot, it’s like playing Minecraft in a sauna! Your character will be sweating buckets while mining for diamonds.

2. We have a secret underground potluck party every Friday night where players bring their favorite dishes to share. Who knew Minecraft could be so delicious?

3. The server owner once tamed a creeper and now it follows them around like a pet. It’s the most explosive friendship you’ll ever see.

4. Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant hot tub out of lava and had a pool party. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with rare items and diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?

So come join us on the HOT Pot Edition Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure you won’t find anywhere else!

FriendshipFails Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, Communication, Drama, ENDED, friendship, FriendshipFails, funny, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, long tail tags, Minecraft, misunderstandings, odd, overreaction, pettiness, quirky, reasons, relationships, Ridiculous, Server, silly, Social, trivial

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	5066
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of losing friends over silly reasons like not sharing your diamonds or accidentally setting their house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the chaos and hilarity that comes with playing with friends!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy build competitions, and the chance to prank your buddies with exploding chickens and hidden traps. Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft maniacs to laugh with and create unforgettable memories?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will have your friends begging to be a part of your Minecraft crew once again!

MineCraftMania

MinecraftMania

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Star Shards Collected:	240	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ores Mined:	9263
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Join our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your blinged-out crib. So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life!

BandarCraft: Sahand Sinks!

accident, Bandar Abbas, BandarCraft, CAPSIZES, Defense, Incident, investigation, iran, Iranian, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Naval, Navy, OPERATIONs, Persian Gulf, rescue, Sahand, Sinking, sinks, Vessel, warship

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

LOL OKAY SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF THE IRANIAN WARSHIP SAHAND DECIDED TO CAPSIZE IN BANDAR ABBAS BUT IN MINECRAFT LOL. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF A WARSHIP FLIPPING UPSIDE DOWN IN A RANDOM PORT CITY.

WE HAVE CRAZY MINI GAMES LIKE “SAVE THE SAILORS” WHERE YOU HAVE TO RESCUE THE CREW MEMBERS FROM DROWNING.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT CALLED “SINK OR SWIM” WHERE YOU HAVE TO BUILD YOUR OWN BOAT AND TRY TO SURVIVE THE CAPSIZING OF THE SAHAND.

SO IF YOU’RE INTO WACKY DISASTERS AND RIDICULOUS CHALLENGES, COME JOIN US ON THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER!

LottoCraft: Rarer Than Diamonds!

analogy, chance, comparison, diamonds, exaggeration, Expectation, gambling, hype, Lottery, LottoCraft, LUCK, Numbers, Odds, Perception, Popular, Probability, rare, rarer, Saying, scarcity, statistics, ticket, winning

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

lol this server is like finding a diamond block in a stack of dirt, except way more fun cuz you get to punch creepers in the face. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at zombies. we have a secret underground base filled with cake and llamas wearing sunglasses. plus, our admin once fought a dragon with a wooden sword and won. come join us for a wild ride that’s rarer than finding a unicorn in a field of rainbows!

Minecraft on EpiCraft

1.20, Adventure World, Community Events, Custom, Custom Plugins, Epicraft, free, Javabedrock, Mental Health Aware, Minecraf, Minecraft, No Resets, No Whitelist, Optional PvP, Prison, Safe, Skills, smp, Survival, Weekly Challenges

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Votes:	2495
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	100685
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	261

EpiCraft [SMP] {Survival} {Adventure World} {Custom Plugins} {Weekly Challenges} {Skills} {Community Events} {Optional PvP} {NO Whitelist} {NO Resets} {1.20+} {Java+Bedrock} {Mental Health Aware}

Hi all. Some of you might reminisce about the 2012’s and fond memories of a Golden Age.

I’m hosting an Epic Reunion atm and looking for old and new retrocrafters from that and beyond.

Help us get started together.

Ps. The network needs testers and some links aren’t branded. That means premium items are free.

Ip play.epicraftmc.com

Bedrock only port 25565

See u there!

play.epicraftmc.com

Minecraft server: Mario’s Block Party

BLOCK, childhood games, classic games, gaming classics, gaming collection, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming relics, Mario, mario bros, Mario memories, Marios, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nostalgia, old school gaming, Party, retro collection, retro gaming, Server, throwback gaming, trashcan collection, video games, vintage video games

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1247
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	1007
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	273	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired content? Well, look no further because our server is like a dumpster fire of awesomeness!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and fight off hordes of evil chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!