misery inducing – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

GoatCraft: Satanist Jewish Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Satanist Jewish goat followers who are so boring and misery-inducing that people literally kill themselves just to escape their dullness. But fear not, because on our server, we crucify Satanists and rap them to death with hot pokers for some exciting justice!

Join us for a day of thrilling adventures as we send those pesky Satanists to where they truly belong. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense and satisfying? So come on, join us and let’s show those goat followers who’s boss!

HolySnakeBiteCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than my mother getting bitten by a snake in a church parking lot? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to explode! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community so awesome, it’ll make your head spin faster than a witch on a broomstick. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

Crafty Crusaders: The Faithful Fools

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server called The beautiful Faith.

Legend has it that once upon a time, a group of fearless players stumbled upon a magical portal while mining for diamonds. When they entered the portal, they were transported to a land filled with rainbows, unicorns, and endless possibilities for building the most epic structures you can imagine.

On The beautiful Faith server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and even tame a pet creeper to do your bidding. Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet, always ready to embark on crazy adventures and build the most insane creations together.

So why wait? Join The beautiful Faith server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just be warned, once you enter our magical world, you may never want to leave.

Civ SMP: Where PvE and PvP collide in a chaotic mess of blocky battles and questionable diplomacy.

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Civ SMP
Version	1.15.2
Features	Jobs, Player ran shops, Dynmap
Website	http://37.59.95.141:8043/
Discord	https://discord.gg/ECzJVrEXc3
Server IP	37.59.95.141:25572

FAQ

What is Civ SMP?

Civ SMP is a new and upcoming minecraft 1:1500 earth server that features multiple methods to make money, such as jobs and player ran shops.

How can I experience the Dynmap?

You can view the dynmap we have configured to show all towns and nations on the map through http://37.59.95.141:8043/

How can I join the server?

You can join the server directly through the IP: 37.59.95.141:25572

Is Civ SMP a small community server?

Yes, we are a small community and would appreciate if everyone who sees this checks out the server by joining the discord: https://discord.gg/ECzJVrEXc3

NepalCraft LOLz

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziness is happening! Picture this: giant pandas riding on top of creepers, villagers breakdancing in the town square, and llamas running the local government. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

But that’s not all, folks. We have a secret underground disco party where Endermen show off their sick dance moves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – players ride on the backs of flying pigs armed with exploding snowballs. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure Minecraft magic.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the mystical land of Nepal, where llamas rule and pandas fly. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

ZombieLand Adventures: Explore your country’s post-apocalyptic ruins in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a post-apocalyptic adventure like no other? Look no further than our server!

Join us as we explore post-apocalyptic places from your country in a hilarious and wacky way. Ever wanted to see what the Eiffel Tower would look like after a zombie apocalypse? Or how about riding a roller coaster through a deserted Times Square?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes and the elusive radioactive llamas that can grant you three wishes (but only if you can catch them first).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a post-apocalyptic experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Decimal SMP

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1.20.1+ | We’re a semi-vanilla SMP server with only a few QOL Spigot plugins, welcoming all JAVA players (currently) to join and have a wonderful time! The server’s very new, so no one has anything better than Diamond yet! Come and secure a great headstart while you still can! This server is home to a welcoming and blossoming community, as well as a strong staff team dedicated to making your experience better!

135.148.141.171

Broomstix: Where Flying on Sundays and teleporting pets is the norm in a Vanilla world!

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Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports	N/A
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version.
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).
Hard difficulty.
Custom enchantments.
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them.
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday.
ProtectionStones for land claiming.
Bartering economy system.
No grief.
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether.
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere).
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game.
Responsive staff.
Voting ranks and rewards.
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps.

FAQ

Q: Can I play on this server with both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft?

A: Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.

Q: Is there a specific day for free fly in the overworld?

A: Free fly in the overworld is available every Sunday.

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

Q: Are there any griefing rules on the server?

A: No griefing is allowed on the server.

Q: How can I interact with the community when I’m away from the game?

A: You can use Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community through Discord.

Q: How do I get voting ranks and rewards?

A: You can earn voting ranks and rewards by participating in server voting activities.

Uncle Bucks Minecraft

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Are you tired of begging your uncle for money in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and you can earn virtual money by slaying dragons and selling their scales! No more tears, just cold hard cash (well, virtual cash, but still)! Plus, our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs like to bust a move when they think no one is watching. Join now for a chance to party with zombies and skeletons!

Crafty AF: Where Creepers Explode and Players Get Trolled! 😂🎮

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If only people were paying more attention, they’d know how busy she is…busy building the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join now and witness the chaos as sheep ride pigs into battle, creepers breakdance, and diamond armor is so last season. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, adventure, and maybe a few accidental lava baths. Join now and see why everyone is talking about this server…if they can tear themselves away from the dance party at the village square, that is.

Mystical Aurora

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Welcome to Mystical Aurora! We are a 1.20.4 Economy SMP server! Join us today to conquer a fresh new world. We offer over 50+ features for your enjoyment. Here’s a quick list!

Server Information Discord: Click Here Store: /buy in-game Wiki: Click Here Server IP: play.mysticalaurora.xyz Version: 1.20.4

We do plan to update to 1.20.6, skipping 1.20.5. However, this will take some time to allow plugin developers to update their resources.

play.mysticalaurora.xyz