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PoopCraft: Where even the rotten crap can be fun!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3348
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pit of lava!

Join us for a chance to battle zombie chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. And don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja moderators who will ban them faster than you can say “creeper, oh man.”

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around). See you there, if you dare!

SchizoCraft: Where Creepers Are the Least of Your Worries

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players have schizophrenia at double the rate of Sweden! But don’t worry, it just means we have double the creativity and double the fun. Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky builds that will blow your mind.

And let’s address the elephant in the room – yes, we have had a few school shootings on our server. But that just adds to the excitement! You never know when you might have to defend your pixelated castle from a rogue player with a diamond sword.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a unique and crazy community of players? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for those players with multiple personalities – they can be a real wildcard.

Yubilolz – Where Villagers Trade Memes – LOL Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server at 104.194.11.50:25570 for a wild ride of insanity and fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is run by a team of highly trained octopus chefs who cook up the most delicious virtual meals for all players. You can even participate in the Tako Gacha Banner events where you can win exclusive in-game prizes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Install the game, hop on our server, and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game!

GodlyCraft: Where Every Moment is a White Pill LOL

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	148	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the shadow of death can’t scare you away! Join us and fear no evil as you embark on epic adventures with your trusty rod and staff by your side.

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up your builds because they know you’re protected by a higher power. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re walking through the valley of friendship, not the valley of the shadow of death.

So come on, join us and let us comfort you with our amazing gameplay, crazy events, and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs evil when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome?

MineHell – Where Helldivers and Minecraft collide in chaos!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become a Space Cadet and battle alien threats in a hilarious interstellar struggle! Picture this: you and your squad of elite Helldivers are on a mission to liberate planets and achieve total strategic victory in our ever-evolving galactic campaign.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so out of this world that it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. We’ve got procedurally generated areas of operations, top-down twin-stick shooter gameplay, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in a blocky universe.

Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs regular Minecraft when you can be a Helldiver fighting for Super Earth’s most elite fighting force? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for an adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once!

Crafty Crusaders: Call on Us for Epic Adventures & Lots of LOLs!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that can one-shot any enemy in its path.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our server and have all the power at your fingertips. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

BlondeCraft: Where Sorority Girls Rule the Minecraft World

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Dragons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is filled with sorority girls who will only reveal the secret if you can defeat them in a fierce dance battle. But be warned, they have some killer moves that will leave you spinning in circles (literally, because they love to build roller coasters in Minecraft). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to boogie your way to victory on our blonde-haired, dance-loving server!

Down Under Griefers: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Dimension Hops:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	444	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of getting attacked by kangaroos in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, the kangaroos are friendly and will even help you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the true Aussie adventure as you battle drop bears and ride emus into battle. Who needs creepers when you have koalas throwing eucalyptus bombs at you? So come on down under and join the chaos on our server, where the only thing more dangerous than the mobs is the shrimp on the barbie!

Dungeon Dragons: Minecraft Edition – Where every block is a treasure waiting to be mined!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	21	Void Armor Forged:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old dungeon crawling games? Do you want to slay dragons and monsters with your friends in a hilarious and epic adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride through dungeons filled with treasure, danger, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. And don’t worry, we promise our server is 100% Shitsuno filth-free!

So why wait? Come join us and experience the thrill of Dragon’s Dogma meets Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the lost treasure of the legendary derp dragon!

Spicy Supremacy Mine

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	112
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Emeralds Found:	414	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server where spics larp as white supremacists for the ultimate mind-bending experience.

Ever wanted to see a llama leading a group of creepers in a dance-off? Or witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of zombies? Our server is full of wacky adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its holder unlimited power and the ability to turn enemies into friendly sheep. Will you be the one to claim this coveted treasure?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few existential crises along the way. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!