Mirth Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Minecraft SMP

amusement, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, haha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jesting, jocularity, jokes, joviality, Laughter, Minecraft, Mirth, satire, smp, WHIMSICAL, wisecracks, WIT

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Emeralds Found:	2773	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic SMP experience of your life, where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Fluffy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Taco Village, where all the villagers speak in taco emojis and the currency is actually tacos. Don’t worry, we have a Taco Farm where you can harvest your own tacos to trade with the villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will). Hahahahahahahaha!

NanoRNACraft

biopsy, blood nanoparticles, Blood Test, Cancer, Diagnosis, early detection, Healthcare, innovation, Invasive, less invasive, liquid biopsy, Medical research, Nanoparticles, NanoRNACraft, new class, Precision medicine, prostate cancer, researchers, RNA, Technology

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so like, listen up gamers, dis server is like, totally outta dis world. we got like, scientists and stuff finding new classes of RNA in blood nanoparticles, like what even is that? but like, it’s gonna help diagnose prostate cancer without even having to do surgery, like, mind blown, right?

join dis server and you’ll be part of the most epic quest to discover new ways to save lives using Minecraft. who knew blocky pixels could be so life-changing, amirite? plus, we got like, secret labs and stuff where you can conduct experiments and maybe even cure diseases in the game.

so like, if you wanna be a hero and save the world through Minecraft, join dis server now. who needs med school when you got a pickaxe and a dream, right? let’s do dis, gamers!

BratzCraft Minecraft Server

“2000s”, Bratz, bratz dolls, bratz fashion, bratz toys, BratzCraft, Childhood, Collectibles, Discontinued, dolls, dolls collection, fashion, fashion dolls, Girls, iconic, it’s over, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Playtime, Popular, Server, Toys

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, say goodbye to those basic servers because on our server, it’s over bratz!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are actually friendly and will do your bidding. Want a creeper to be your personal bodyguard? Done. Need a skeleton to serenade you with a lullaby? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Collect them all and become the wealthiest player in the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It’s over bratz, and it’s just getting started!

“CraftyClutz Minecraft SMP” Good thing: I can build amazing structures with redstone Bad thing: I always accidentally set off TNT traps in my own base

accidentally, amazing, bad thing, base, BUILD, CraftyClutz, good thing, introspection, Minecraft, negative traits, personal growth, positive traits, redstoneBad, SELF AWARENESS, self awareness activities, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-awareness exercises, self-criticism, self-evaluation, set, SMPGood, Strengths, Structures, Tnt, Traps, weaknesses

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5268	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

One good thing about me is that I can build epic structures in Minecraft that will make your jaw drop. One bad thing is that I have a tendency to accidentally set off TNT traps in my own base… oops! But hey, at least it keeps things interesting on the server, right? Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and epic builds that will leave you in awe. Just make sure to watch your step around me and my TNT shenanigans!

ToiletTroubleCraft

accessibility, Chronic illness, disability awareness, disability discrimination, disability rights, disabled rights, disabled toilets, flare up, inflammatory bowel disease, inflammatory bowel disease flare, invisible disability, Invisible illness, judgemental, Respect, restroom accessibility, restroom accommodations, restroom etiquette, restroom facilities, restroom use, ToiletTroubleCraft, ulcerative colitis

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is welcome, regardless of their disability status or lack thereof! We don’t discriminate here, unlike that wheelchair warrior who tried to gatekeep the disabled toilets in real life.

Join our server and build your own accessible toilets for all to use, disabled or not! Show that judgmental prick from the restaurant what true inclusivity looks like. Plus, you never know when you might need a quick escape to the virtual bathroom during a heated PvP battle – no judgment here!

So come on in, craft your heart out, and remember: on our server, everyone is disabled…ly awesome at Minecraft!

CraftyLuxeMC

appreciation, Childhood, CraftyLuxeMC, experiences, Gratitude, gratitude practice, growing up, humble beginnings, luxuries, Memories, mindset, Nostalgia, overcoming adversity, perspective, POVERTY, Reflection, resilience, simple pleasures, small things, Struggle, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate luxury resort for all you former dirt hut dwellers out there!

Join our server and experience the high life with diamond-studded dirt blocks, golden apple trees, and a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground treasure vault filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie guards!

So why settle for a measly dirt hut when you can live like royalty on our server? Join now and start living the Minecraft high life!

PreggoCraft: Makeup Mayhem

beauty industry, Beauty Products, Chemicals, Cosmetic ingredients, Cosmetics, Gestation, health risks, high blood pressure, makeup, maternal health, MAYHEM, parabens, Phenols, PreggoCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnancy health, pregnancy risks, Pregnant Women, Risk, skincare, sunscreen, toxic chemicals

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join. our server is so lit, it’s like playing on a rainbow made of diamonds. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even talking creepers.

but wait, there’s more. if u join our server, u will have a 99% chance of finding a rare enchanted diamond sword within the first 5 minutes. not only that, but our server is so magical, it can make ur crops grow faster and ur animals breed like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention that playing on our server can actually make u better at math? yep, it’s true. scientists have proven that our server increases ur brain power by 69%. so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

FNAF Craft Minecraft Server

Animatronics, bonnie, chica, Craft, creepy, Five Nights at Freddy’s, fnaf, Foxy, freddy fazbear, Haunted, horror game, indie game, jump scare game, jump scares, Minecraft, Mystery, puzzle, Scary, Scott Cawthon, Server, Supernatural, survival horror, video game

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Towns Built:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2314
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Farms Harvested:	949	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a fluffy feathered cape. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the chicken kingdom?

So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before! Trust us, you won’t be saying “Wtf was this about?” once you’ve joined the fun!

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

68360279, Edition, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, ftt, lewds, memes, Minecraft, Mining, Party, schlickin, size difference, smp

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

CrazyBabyNames Minecraft Server

aggravating, AITAH, baby naming, Boundaries, cousin relationships, CrazyBabyNames, DISRESPECTFUL, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, intentional behavior, Minecraft, naming etiquette, overreacting, overstepping, personal space, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, sister-in-law, stealing baby names

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	9276
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Ever wanted to escape the mundane reality of family feuds and sibling rivalries? Look no further, because on our server, you can dive headfirst into a world where naming disputes are settled with diamond swords and passive-aggressive comments are replaced with epic battles against Ender Dragons.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player who dared to name their virtual child after their in-game spouse, only to have their virtual sister-in-law steal the name for her own pixelated offspring. Will they be able to resolve this conflict in a peaceful manner, or will they resort to TNT cannons and lava traps to settle the score?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where naming rights are more valuable than diamonds, and where the only rule is to survive and thrive in the face of family drama. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family relationships.

Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic battles, and unforgettable moments that will have you coming back for more. Who needs reality TV when you have a virtual world filled with drama, suspense, and endless possibilities? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

BlockyBoyfriendDrama

BlockyBoyfriendDrama, Commitment, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Friends, Frustration, Future, Honesty, Marriage, patience, PRESSURE, Proposal, Reassurance, relationship, self reflection, Support, Understanding

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Emeralds Found:	650
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of waiting for your boyfriend to propose? Well, on our server, you can create your own dream wedding and walk down the aisle in style – no waiting required!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you build the wedding of your dreams, complete with a cake made entirely of diamonds and a guest list filled with friendly villagers.

Who needs a reluctant boyfriend when you can have a whole community of players cheering you on as you say “I do” in front of a crowd of pixelated onlookers?

So come on over to our server and say goodbye to relationship drama – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your carefully crafted wedding chapel. Let’s make love (and blocks) not war!