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JINKIES! Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or scandal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with inbred babies, Lovecraftian horrors, and sentient sex dolls – oh my! Witness as players get married to their own sons, impale each other’s buttocks with big serpents, and give birth to retarded cripples for eternity. And let’s not forget about the huge asses and racks that are sure to keep you entertained. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – YABBA DABBA DOO, CAN I WATCH TOO? -
”Pixelated Puns Minecraft Server”
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and rules? Well, look no further, because our server is run by the one and only Tarnished one, who is the Aspiring Lord of the old order! If you’ve ever sinned in Minecraft (who hasn’t stolen a few diamonds here and there?), then this is the server for you. Join us and pledge your allegiance to Miquella and Radahn, the power couple of the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe they’ll even grant you special powers or riches beyond your wildest dreams. So come on, don’t be shy, join our server and let the madness begin! -
EpicPvP Battles Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the fights are predictable and lack excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a battle royale between Mohg, Radahn, and Miquella, where every attack is doubled! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy combination of moves will come next. Join our server for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else! -
Crafty Souls Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through the realms of Miquella and the Realm of Shadow, where secrets abound and adventures await.But that’s not all – we’ve got Armored Core VI firing up the Rubicon with ranked match season updates that will blow your mind! May 2024 will go down in history as the craziest season yet.
Our main information documents cover everything from Elden Ring to Dark Souls, Bloodborne, Demon’s Souls, Sekiro, King’s Field, and of course, Armored Core. Dive deep into the lore and get ready for some intense battles.
And if you’re a fan of Soulslike games like Nioh, Lies of P, Code Vein, Lords of the Fallen, and more, you’re in luck! We’ve got a whole section dedicated to these challenging games that will test your skills to the max.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the world of Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be a blast!
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Melina’s Schizo Server: Where Reality and Minecraft Collide!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because on our server, we have a theory that will make you believe that Melina is actually St. Trina, and by extension, Miquella. Join us and become a part of this wild conspiracy theory – plus, all Melina fans are automatically deemed femboy enjoying Fags. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! -
MineMindVenting
Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Do you need a place to let out all your frustrations? Look no further than our Venting Area on this epic Minecraft server! We’ve got a designated spot where you can scream, shout, and unleash your rage in a safe and controlled environment. Let off some steam by building giant TNT structures and blowing them sky high! Trust us, it’s cheaper than therapy. Join us now and release your inner explosive! -
NaziCollabz Minecraft Server
so like, imagine this: u join this minecraft server and u find out that half a million suspected nazi collaborators are named in the netherlands. like, what even is that? but wait, there’s more! u gotta join this server to uncover the secret underground bunker where they hid all their loot. but be careful, cuz there’s a secret society of zombie pigs guarding it. only the bravest and most skilled players can survive this epic quest. so come join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of the nazi collaborators in the netherlands together! -
CraftyZelenskyy: BudapestGuarantorsGoneWild
lol you wanna join our epic minecraft server cos we got crazier stories than zelenskyy talkin bout Budapest Memorandum guarantors! they didn’t give a damn about Ukraine, but we give a damn bout u! come join us for the wildest adventures and the most epic builds u ever seen! we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin u enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap! u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than zelenskyy’s rants! -
KnitCraft: Four Arm Fun
join this epic minecraft server where players have four arms and can knit sweaters while mining for diamonds! our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows. you can ride on a dragon while battling evil llamas. the best part? every player gets a pet unicorn that farts rainbows! come join the fun and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history!