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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4792 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell dad jokes, and zombies break out into dance battles. Our server is so inclusive that even Endermen have started hosting tea parties for players to attend.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their superior spit attacks. Join us if you want to be a part of the llama revolution and ride into battle on the back of a rainbow-colored llama.
So why wait? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, we’re not racist, but we do discriminate against players who don’t have a sense of humor.