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RoganCraft Minecraft Server

actions, bros, commentary, conspiracy theories, current events, drumpf, East River, environmental attorney, ideas, Intelligent, interview, joe rogan, Legitimate, Minecraft, non-attacker, Podcast, Politics, reasonable, RFK, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., RoganCraft, Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Buildings Constructed:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just attacks each other? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Robert F. Kennedy Jr.! That’s right, the man who cleaned up the East River is now cleaning up the Minecraft world with his environmental expertise.

Join our server and experience a whole new level of intelligence and reason. No more mindless attacks on other players, only thoughtful discussions about actions and ideas. Plus, you never know when Joe Rogan might drop by for a chat about conspiracy theories and government cover-ups.

So say goodbye to the Drumpf bros and hello to a server that actually makes sense. Join us now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

ForeignBornFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Competition, Diversity, Euro 2024, european football, football tournament, foreign-born players, ForeignBornFrenzy, international players, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national teams, Player Demographics, player origins, Player Statistics, smp, Soccer, sports, squad analysis, Surprises, team composition, team rosters, Teams, unexpected results

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Crops Grown:	7396
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle giant zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist made of, you guessed it, potatoes. If you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle royale, you will be granted access to the secret potato vault where all your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a lifetime supply of potatoes, but hey, that’s pretty cool too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

MommaDontLikeImmigrants Minecraft Server

bitter, Boyfriend, christmas, Europe, family, guest, hate, high salaries, hurt, Immigrants, Interloper, Minecraft, MommaDontLikeImmigrants, Personal, racism, relationships, Server, state money, unworthy, Upset, well-educated, white son, work

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9287
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as welcoming as your boyfriend’s family during Christmas? Look no further! Join our server where we welcome immigrants with open arms, as long as they have high salaries and are well-educated (sorry, no state money moochers allowed!).

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging the disapproving glares of virtual racist in-laws. Will you win them over with your impressive virtual wealth and knowledge, or will you be forever banished from their virtual kingdom?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even pixels can judge you for your background! It’s a Christmas miracle…or nightmare, depending on how you look at it.

PanicCraft: BoyfriendWakeUp

BoyfriendWakeUp, PanicCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2656	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Runes Activated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Votes:	826	Void Gems Collected:	31

Are you tired of feeling like you can’t rely on your boyfriend for support during tough times? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being called selfish for needing comfort again! Our virtual world is filled with supportive players who will always be there for you, no matter what time of day or night it is. Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining that it will distract you from any bad feelings you may be experiencing. So come join us and leave those real-life drama behind!

KurskCraft: Bridge Battle!

Attack, battle, Bridge.., Claims, Conflict, conflict zone, Crisis, Damage, Destroyed, Destruction, Government, Infrastructure, international news, investigation, key bridge, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, ReBuilding, SECURITY, Transportation, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy bridges for fun! we are like the kool kids of minecraft, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go. we once blew up a whole village just for laughs, and now we’re coming for your precious bridges. join us if you dare, and be a part of the most destructive server in the world. who needs bridges anyway? we’ll just build a rollercoaster instead! let’s see how long it takes for the villagers to notice. chaos reigns supreme on our server, so come join the madness today!

PixelPanic: Brain Battle

adhd, amygdala, antisocial behavior, anxiety, battle, behavioral differences, Brain, brain imaging, brain regions, depression, emotional processing, gender differences, mental disorders, mental health, mood disorders, neuroimaging, neuroscience, PixelPanic, psychiatric conditions, research study, sex differences, sex-specific, thalamus

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the amygdala is the key to building the best houses and the thalamus is where you find all the rare diamonds! forget about depression and antisocial behavior, because here you’ll be too busy crafting epic structures and battling creepers to even think about being sad. and ladies, don’t worry about anxiety and ADHD, because on this server, the thalamus is your ticket to becoming the ultimate warrior princess! so come on, join us and let’s explore this crazy world together!

BlockBag Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, Banners, BlockBag, blue archive, Bounties, Chihiro, Commissions, Events, From Opera 0068 with Love, Grand Assault, guides, Kaiten, Limit Break Assault, Manga, mine, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, sena, Server, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Emeralds Found:	2190	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Picture this: you’re facing off against a giant armored chicken in a quest to save the world from certain doom. But wait, there’s a twist – you have to do it while wearing a hot spring outfit! Only on our server will you find such ridiculous challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special event where you can team up with your friends to take down a horde of evil pandas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. It’s a race against time to see who can collect the most loot before the pandas escape!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: GoodShowGoneWrong

Addictive, binge-worthy, Captivating, Character development, Cliffhanger, Compelling, Drama, Engaging, Entertainment, entertainment industry, Good show, GoodShowGoneWrong, Minecraft, must watch, plot twist, smp, streaming, Suspenseful, television, Thrilling, TV series, unexpected ending, until this episode

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	New Chunks Explored:	857404
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Whisperer and Herobrine’s long-lost cousin, Bobobrine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it that if you defeat the Blocktopus, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to hang in your virtual house.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Momma’s MineCraft Mayhem

Boss, Burnout, family emergency, Guilt, MANIPULATING, maternal leave, MAYHEM, mentoring, Minecraft, mommas, overworked, PERSONAL LIFE, quitting after maternity, quitting job, recruitment process, remote work, sick and tired, Small Business, small business owner, vulnerable state, work-life balance, workload

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Looking for a new adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server, where you’ll never have to worry about being the only player again!

Imagine a world where you can recruit as many players as you want, but then decide you don’t actually want to because it’s too much work. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can experience the thrill of constantly changing your mind and keeping your players on their toes.

And don’t worry about the workload – we promise it will be lighter than expected, even though it’s actually the complete opposite. But hey, who doesn’t love a challenge, right?

Join us now and experience the drama and manipulation of a small business owner in labor, all while trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft. Will you be able to handle the chaos and come out on top? Join our server and find out!

SurvivalTipsMC SMP

CPR instructions, critical knowledge, crucial data, disaster preparedness, emergency contact numbers, emergency procedures, essential information, first aid tips, health warnings, important facts, life-saving information, life-saving resources, life-saving techniques, Medical advice, preventative measures, risk factors, safety precautions, self defense techniques, smp, survival skills, SurvivalTipsMC, vital details

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots (trust us, you’ll need them).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emerald blocks and enchanted diamond armor. The catch? You’ll have to survive a deadly parkour course filled with lava traps and zombie pigmen to get to it. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our SMP is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can grant you three wishes if you can catch him. Just be careful what you wish for, because knowing him, he’ll probably just blow up your house instead.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Remember, diamonds are cool and all, but nothing beats the thrill of dodging exploding chickens while riding a pig into battle.