minmaxing – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Chimp Pee Party – Evolutionary Minecraft

Animal Behavior, animal communication, anthropology, ape behavior, biology, chimp, chimpanzees, communal peeing, Contagious, Evolution, evolutionary, evolutionary roots, group behavior, group dynamics, humans, Minecraft, Party, Pee, Peeing, primate society, PRIMATES, shared behaviors, social behavior, social bonding, Urination

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got CHIMPANZEES peeing together!!! like wut even??? u can pee with ur homies and feel da deep evolutionary connection!!! pee party every day, join now and be part of da chimp pee revolution!!! 🐒💦 #PeeWithTheChimps #EvolutionaryPeeing

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Rebuild Spacecraft Land 1.21

action, Anime, asuka, Conclusion, emotional, ending, Eva, Good, Land, long tail tag, Mecha, Movie, neon genesis evangelion, Rebuild, Rebuild of Evangelion 2, Rei, satisfying, Sci Fi, Sequel, SHINJI, spacecraft

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate post-apocalyptic world where giant robots battle it out for supremacy!

We promise you won’t find any lackluster endings here, only epic adventures and non-stop action that will leave you begging for more!

Who needs a sequel when you can create your own thrilling storylines and take on the role of a badass pilot fighting to save humanity from total annihilation?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and unleash your inner Eva pilot today!

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ExGFcash4Blocks

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, disabled, discomfort, doubts, Emotional support, ex girlfriend, ExGFcash4Blocks, financial support, Help, Jealousy, Lies, MONEY, platonic relationship, privacy invasion, Questioning, Rebuilding trust., transparency, trust issues

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your love life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will keep you on your toes!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Imagine a world where your boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend’s dog passes away on Christmas, and he’s so devastated that he rushes to her side instead of yours. But wait, there’s more! He’s still sending her money through CashApp, labeled as “chair” and “Chloe” (the deceased dog). Talk about a plot twist!

But don’t worry, our server is the perfect place to escape reality and dive into a world where anything is possible. So come join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s around the corner. Who knows, you might even find love (or drama) in unexpected places!

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PixelPrideCraft

activism, civil rights, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Executive Order, gender equality, Gender Identity, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, Nonbinary, nonbinary rights, PixelPrideCraft, Politics, social justice, Transgender, transgender rights, transgender visibility

Are you tired of living in a world where people deny the existence of transgender and nonbinary individuals? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone is accepted, even if you identify as a block of dirt or a pixelated unicorn! Our server is a safe haven for all players, no matter how you identify or what you believe in. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gender norms don’t exist and everyone is free to be their true selves. So why wait? Join us now and let’s build a world where everyone is celebrated for who they are, one block at a time!

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CubanCraft Minecraft Server

biden, Biden administration, controversial decisions, Cuba, Cuba policy, CubanCraft, current events, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, News, Politics, presidential actions, Server, state sponsors of terrorism, Terrorism, trump, Trump administration, united states, US, world affairs

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s toupee and declare war on cuba like biden never could! we have more explosions than a fireworks factory on the 4th of july and more drama than a reality tv show. join us and be part of the most chaotic server in the history of minecraft, where anything goes and nothing is off limits. who needs politics when you can have a blast blowing up virtual blocks with your new online buddies? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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GirlCraft: No Injustice Allowed

Afghanistan, Allowed, Closure, discrimination, education, education for all, empowerment, equality, gender equality, Girlcraft, Girls, girls education, high schools, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Official, Open, school reopening, social justice, Taliban, Taliban official, WOMENS RIGHTS

HEY YO YO YO! U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE A PARTY IN A CREEPER’S CAVE!

WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN STEVE’S HEAD, WE GOT COWS THAT CAN FLY, AND WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE LIT, LITERALLY, WE SET THEM ON FIRE FOR EXTRA FUN! AND OUR BUILD BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, WE HAD TO CALL IN THE ENDER DRAGON TO BREAK IT UP!

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS PURPLE, AND THE ZOMBIES DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE MULTIVERSE!

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Magnet Gym: No Weights Needed

dynamically adjustable resistance, electromagnet, electromagnetism, fitness innovation, gym, gym equipment, gym innovation, gym technology, innovative fitness, Lenz’s Law, magnet, magnetic field, magnetic resistance, magnetic resistance training, metal plate, Needed, resistance control, resistance training, weight training, weightless workout, weightlifting alternative, WEIGHTS, workout equipment

come join dis minecraft server where we got gym equipment dat defies physics! instead of lifting weights, u just stand on a metal plate and an electromagnet creates resistance for u. it’s like ur working out in outer space or somethin’. lenz’s law be blowin’ ur mind while u get swole, bro. u ain’t gonna find dis kinda crazy sh*t anywhere else, so hop on and get ready to pump some iron without any actual iron.

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Crafted Dreamers 1.21.2

1.21.2, Attention, Boundaries, Communication, crafted, cuckold, cuckold lifestyle, dating apps, Dreamers, emotional connection, fear of recognition, Intimacy, long-term relationships, marriage counseling, open relationships, overcoming fears, personal growth, relationships, self-confidence, sexual exploration, shy introvert, Therapy, Trust

>LOL join this Minecraft server bro, we got virtual cuckolding for days>Your shy introvert wife can finally get the attention she deserves in our pixelated world>No need for dating apps, just log on and watch as another man’s blocky cock finds its way to her heart (and other places)>It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of a therapist’s couch

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BlockyBedroomBlunders

awkward hookups, awkward moments, bizarre encounters, BlockyBedroomBlunders, embarrassing moments, funny sex stories, funny stories, kinky encounters, odd experiences, outlandish situations, peculiar encounters, peculiar fetishes, quirky moments, strange behavior, strange experiences, unexpected situations, unusual escapades, unusual fetishes, unusual intimacy, weird sex

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to reenact your weirdest sexual incident in Minecraft form – whether it involves llamas, creepers, or even a bed made entirely out of diamonds! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before. So come on over and let your wildest fantasies run wild – just make sure to keep it PG-13, we have kids playing too (just kidding, we don’t, but it sounded good).

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EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, albanese, carbon emissions, climate action, climate action commitment, climate agreement, climate change, climate crisis, climate leadership, climate policy, EcoCraft, environmental activism, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, global warming, government policy, international relations, Minecraft, Paris Agreement, political response, renewable energy, Server, trump

so, like, u kno dat place where u can mine and build stuff and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb diggity, like fo realz. we got all da cool peeps and we build da craziest stuff u eva seen. like, we got a giant chicken dat lays diamonds instead of eggs, how cool is dat?? and if u join our server, u get a magical pickaxe dat can mine like a million blocks in one hit. it’s like, totally OP, but in a good way, ya feel me? plus, we got this secret underground city where all da cool kids hang out and have dance parties every night. u don’t wanna miss out on dat, trust me. so come join us and be part of da coolest Minecraft server in da universe, no joke. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat breathes fire and protects us from creepers? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s have some epic adventures together!

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