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I’mCraftySMP – I’m better than you

arrogance, better, boastful, comparison, Competition, ImCraftySMP, pride, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assurance, self-assured, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-validation, Superiority

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of being surrounded by noobs who think they’re better than you? Well, look no further because on our server, I’M better than you! Join us for a chance to prove your skills and show everyone who the real boss is. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world, come join us and see if you can outshine the reigning champion (spoiler alert: you probably can’t).

VacayCanceller Minecraft Server

6 year old, Airbnb, boarding, Boyfriend, bunk beds, cancelation fee, canceling, Costs, Demands, Expectations, family vacation, Florida, husband, large dogs, Minecraft, pet owners, queen mattresses, Server, sister-in-law, small dogs, Unhappy, VacayCanceller, Wife

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your sister-in-law’s vacation plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how your SIL conveniently forgot to mention the bunk beds in the “office space” room, our server will surprise you at every corner. Who needs a cozy queen mattress when you can sleep in a makeshift bunk bed in a tiny room?

And just like how your SIL expects you to foot the bill for half of the Airbnb, we expect you to join our server and bring your A-game. Who cares about logic and fairness when you can have a good old time with us?

Don’t worry about your pet dogs either, we welcome all furry friends with open arms. Just like how your SIL plans to bring their small dog along for the ride, we encourage you to bring your pets and let them roam free in our virtual world.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up having the vacation of a lifetime (or at least a good laugh)!

AutisticAvengersMC

assigned seating, autistic child, AutisticAvengersMC, consented, DAUGHTER, disrupt, drawing, education, Emotionally, immature, intellectually, introverted, judgemental, learning disability, opposed, reading, Role Model, Sensitive, Shy.., small town, top of class, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your social skills and test your patience? Look no further than our server, where we assign seating just like your daughter’s school!

Join our server and get randomly seated next to players with all sorts of quirks and personalities. From the loud, talkative player who never stops typing in chat to the player who can’t seem to figure out how to craft a simple pickaxe, you’ll never know who you’ll be sitting next to next!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a “positive role model” feature, where players are randomly selected to be a guiding light for those who may need a little extra help. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to teach someone how to build their first house or tame their first wolf!

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of assigned seating in Minecraft. Who knew virtual seating arrangements could be so entertaining? Join now and see if you can handle the drama and excitement of sitting next to your very own “Connor”!

MemoryLaneMC SMP

beloved songs, best moments, carefree times, cherished times, childhood memories, favorite song, fond memories, golden days, happy days, happy memories, heartwarming tunes, joyful recollections, MemoryLaneMC, Music, Nostalgia, positive vibes, reminiscent melodies, sentimental tunes, smp, special moments, treasured memories, unforgettable experiences

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	903
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Star Shards Collected:	153
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground parties with zombie pigmen, and quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. Plus, our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, so you’ll always have good luck on your side.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and make memories that will have you singing “Baby Shark” every time you log on!

Bedrock Bonanza

bedrock, bedtime stories, belongings, bonanza, childhood memories, cleaning, clutter, creepy crawlies, dark corners, dust bunnies, fear, forgotten toys, hidden items, linens, mattress, Monsters, Mystery, Nightmares, organization, Secrets, storage space, under the bed

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	116	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing under your bed is dust bunnies and old socks? Well, on our server, you’ll find a whole world of adventure lurking beneath your bed! We’ve got secret portals to magical realms, treasure chests filled with diamonds, and even a friendly dragon who will help you build the coolest treehouse ever. So if you’re ready to ditch the dust bunnies and join the most epic Minecraft server of all time, come on down and see what’s waiting for you under your bed!

Boric’s Minecraft Server: Demanding Verifiable Fun!

Accountability, Borics, Chilean President, demanding, Demands, Democracy, democracy in crisis, elections, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Fun, Gabriel Boric, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, Server, south america, transparency, triumph, Venezuela, verifiable, Verifiable Results

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Chilean President Gabriel Boric is demanding verifiable results after Maduro’s triumph? Like, what even is happening in this virtual world? 🤯 Join us for the most transparent and legit elections you’ll ever see in Minecraft! We promise no shady business, just pure democracy and blocky fun! 🗳️🎮 Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special skin of Gabriel Boric himself, ready to take on any creeper that comes your way! 😂 Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join us now and let’s make Minecraft politics great again! 🌟 #BlockyDemocracy #GabrielBoricForPresident #MinecraftMadness

TurkeyCraft: NATO Kickout

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, extremism, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, Kickout, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nato, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, threat, turkey, TurkeyCraft, War, Wilders

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR TURKEY WILL DECLARE WAR ON YOU TOO! WE GOT CRAZY BUILDINGS AND WILD ANIMALS THAT WILL FIGHT YOU! ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LIKE NINJAS AND WILL BAN ANYONE WHO TRIES TO STEAL YOUR DIAMONDS! PLUS, IF YOU JOIN NOW, YOU GET A FREE TURKEY LEG SKIN FOR YOUR CHARACTER! HURRY BEFORE TURKEY GETS KICKED OUT OF NATO AND COMES AFTER YOU INSTEAD!

CraftyDreamz

CraftyDreamz, insomnia, sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep difficulties, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep health, sleep hygiene, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep meditation, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep solutions, sleep support, sleep therapy, sleep tips

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Animals Bred:	47	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

So, like, you know how we all need to sleep, right? Well, some peeps just can’t seem to catch those Z’s, ya know? But fear not, my fellow blockheads, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about sleep again, because who needs rest when you can be mining and crafting all day and night, amirite?

Our server is like a magical dreamland where insomnia doesn’t exist and the only limit is your imagination. Build the most epic structures, fight off creepers like a boss, and maybe even find the legendary diamond sword of ultimate power (spoiler alert: it doesn’t actually exist, but a girl can dream, right?).

So come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! Who needs sleep when you can be part of the most epic adventure of your life? Let’s do this, blockheads!

Trust-Gaming

Adventure, Automation, Boundaries, collaboration, Community, Conquer, Economy, Engineering, Enthusiast, Experience, Exploration, Fun, growth, innovation, Machinery, Minecraft, Possibilities, Projects, PvE, Survival, Tech, Technology, Tekkit

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Star Shards Collected:	52	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Tekkit 2 Minecraft server, where creativity meets technology! Dive into a world of advanced machinery, automation, and innovation. Join a vibrant community of engineers and explorers, collaborate on ambitious projects, and push the boundaries of what’s possible. Whether you’re a seasoned tech enthusiast or a curious newcomer, our server offers a rich, dynamic experience with endless opportunities for fun and growth. Get ready to build, automate, and conquer in the ultimate Tekkit 2 adventure!

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CesarSMP

Adventure, Alliance, balanced gameplay, CesarSMP, community-driven, competitive environment, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, Economy, Events, Land claiming, Lore, nation, no pay to win, PvP, Quests, RPG, Skills, strategy, Survival, Town Claiming, Towny, War, WARFARE

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Welcome to CesarSMP

Dive into a thrilling survival experience like no other on CesarSMP Our server offers a unique blend of adventure and strategy designed to keep you engaged and excited every step of the way Features Town Claiming System Create and manage your own town claim land and protect your territory from invaders Form alliances or go head-to-head with rival towns in epic wars for dominance War and Diplomacy Engage in strategic warfare with other nations Plan your attacks defend your territory and climb the ranks to become the most powerful nation on the server Skills and Quests Level up your character with our extensive skills system Complete quests for valuable rewards and immerse yourself in the lore of CesarSMP Community Driven Join a friendly and active community where your voice matters Participate in server events contribute to community projects and make lasting friendships No Pay to Win Enjoy a fair and balanced gameplay experience Our server is dedicated to providing a fun and competitive environment without the need for real money purchases Whether you are a seasoned player or new to Minecraft CesarSMP offers something for everyone Join us today and start your adventure in a world where your creativity and strategy will lead you to greatness IP mc.cesar.lol Discord discord.gg/cesarsmp See you in game adventurer

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