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MtGoxUnlocksMinecraftSMP

assets, BANKRUPTCY, Bitcoin, bitcoin cash, bitstamp, Blockchain, creditors, cryptocurrency, digital assets, distribution, exchange, financial news, financial recovery, Investment, july 25, long term, Mt Gox, MtGoxUnlocksMinecraftSMP, Preparation, Trading, unlock

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Void Gems Collected:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where Bitstamp will start distributing Bitcoin and Bitcoin Cash to Mt. Gox creditors on July 25th – but that’s not all!

Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret admin on our server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Not to mention, our spawn point is located on a floating island made entirely of diamond blocks – talk about bling bling!

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, a pack of wild creepers dressed in tuxedos will serenade you with a chorus of explosions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare loot.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen stealing your blocks – they’re always up to no good.

PreggoPowerServer

body image, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, fat shaming, forgiveness, Gaslighting, growth issues, hurt feelings, judgmental, lack of affection, marital therapy, PreggoPowerServer, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, relationship problems, self-conscious, stress, Therapy, weight gain

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Void Gems Collected:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the best pixelated castle!

Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the craziness of the real world. No judgment, no fat-shaming, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and build your dream world without any toxic behavior. And hey, if you ever feel dizzy from all the excitement, just munch on some virtual cookies to keep you going!

Escape to our server and leave all the real-life stress behind. Who needs a husband when you have a whole community of blocky friends to support you? So come on, join us and let’s build a better world together!

NotThatBad Minecraft Server

exaggeration, Minecraft, misconceptions, misconstrued, misrepresented, misunderstood, Myths, notsobad, notsogood, notsoworse, notsoworst, NotThatBad, overblown, overhyped, Overrated, Server, Stereotypes, underestimated, Underrated

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

This Minecraft server! Trust us, it’s not as bad as your mom’s cooking. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

ViceCraft2020

Campaign, candidates, collaboration, debate, Decision making, election, Experience, Government, leadership, policy, political party, Politics, presidential race, qualifications, running mate, strategy, teamwork, vice president, vice presidential nominee, ViceCraft2020, Voting

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Towns Built:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose your very own vice president! That’s right, forget about building castles and farms, now you can focus on building your very own political dynasty in the world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these fearless feathered warriors as you battle against the evil Sheep Empire, who are hell-bent on turning the entire world into one giant wool factory.

And if politics and epic battles aren’t your thing, don’t worry! We also have a thriving economy where you can trade with villagers, participate in wild treasure hunts, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

KimJongCraft

aerial threat, border conflict, cross-border relations, diplomatic incident, east asia, foreign policy, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, military escalation, Moon Jae-in, North Korea, political tension, presidential compound, Propaganda, propaganda warfare, security breach, south korea, trash balloon

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

so like, u know how u always wanted to play Minecraft on a server that’s like, totally out of this world? well, guess what, this server is like, so crazy that even North Korean trash balloons are tryna get in on the action! imagine building your own presidential compound and having trash balloons land on it like, all the time. it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro. join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever, where even trash from North Korea wants to be a part of the fun!

East Coast West Coast Craft

American coasts, American landforms, Atlantic Ocean, Coast, coastal boundaries, coastal contrasts, coastal geography, coastal regions, continental divide, Craft, east, East Coast, Eastern Pacific, geographical divisions, geographical features, North America, ocean borders, pacific ocean, united states, US geography, US states, West, west coast, Western Atlantic

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ores Mined:	7047	Star Shards Collected:	270
Holy Grails Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

yOu gOtta jOiN tHiS mInEcRaFt sErVeR bEcAuSe wE gOt aN ePiC wAr gOiNg oN bEtWeEn tHe eAsT cOaSt aNd tHe wEsT cOaSt. yOu cAn bUiLd yOuR bAsE oN tHe oCeAn aNd sWaShbUcKlE yOuR wAy tO vIcToRy! aNd dOn’T fOrGeT aBoUt oUr sPeCiAl qUeSt tO fInD tHe lOsT tReAsUrE oF cApTaIn bLoCkBeArD. jOiN nOw fOr aN eXpLoSiVeLy fUn tImE!

Pain-Free Placebo Pathway

analgesia, brain pathway, Interventions, medical science, Mice, neurobiology, neuroscience, pain management, pain modulation, pain perception, pain relief, pain relief mechanisms, pain sensation, pain treatment., PainFree, Pathway, placebo, placebo effect, placebo mechanisms, placebo response, placebo studies, research, therapeutic effect

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

So, like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! You’re hit with this crazy placebo effect that makes all your pain disappear. It’s like magic, man. And get this, there’s this secret brain pathway in mice that totally explains why it works. Like, who knew mice were so smart, am I right?

Join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of the placebo effect. You’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss, all while feeling like you’re on cloud nine. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden mouse hideout, you’ll unlock even more insane powers. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft awesomeness, dude.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the true meaning of life while you’re at it. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

ShoreSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Minecraft Survival Multiplayer PVP Gamemode Lifesteal Hearts Teammates Riches Power Rise Beware Loss Heart Game Mode Online Community Competitive Strategy, PvP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Potions Brewed:	133	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to ShoreSMP! As of June of 2024, we currently have 1 gamemode, Lifesteal. Steal hearts from other players and rise to power in this gamemode, but beware—if you die, you lose a heart! Work with teammates to become the richest and best team on the server.

play.shoresmp.net

Astral Pixelmon: Where Vanilla Mobs Gamble with LGBTQ+ Friendly Prize Crates and Timber!

Adult Owned, Astral, Astral Pixelmon, challenging fun, Crates, Custom Crates, custom textures, Dex Rewards, Discord, EV Training, Friendly, gamble, Gts, Gym Leaders, http://discord.astralpixelmon.com/, join us, LGBTQ, mobs, Modded, Obstacles, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Bingo, Pixelmon Raids, play.astralpixelmon.com, Pokebags, Prize, Timber, trained staff, Vanilla, Wondertrade

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Astral Pixelmon Overview

Features
EV Training
Pixelmon Bingo
Dex Rewards
Custom Crates
Adult Owned
LGBTQ+ Friendly
WonderTrade
Pokebags
Pixelmon Raids
Gambling
Timber Mod
Resource World
Vanilla Mobs
Custom Textures
Gym Leaders
GTS

FAQ

Question 1: How do I join the server?

You can join the server by entering the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com into your Minecraft client.

Question 2: Is the server family friendly?

Yes, we strive to maintain a family-friendly atmosphere on our server.

Question 3: Are there any special events on the server?

We regularly host special events such as tournaments, giveaways, and themed challenges.

Question 4: Can I trade with other players on the server?

Yes, you can trade with other players using the GTS feature.

BoomerBash Minecraft Server

Ageism, blame game, Boomer hate, BoomerBash, Bootstraps, country dump, criticism, cultural criticism, cultural decline, Fault, generational divide, Minecraft, oh Canada, RESPONSIBILITY, retarded, self improvement, Server, social decay, societal collapse, societal decay, Societal Problems, societal responsibility, society issues

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Buildings Constructed:	45	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Votes:	3565	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Are you tired of your country turning into a dumpster fire faster than you can say “oh Canada”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the chaos of the real world by building your own virtual paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of intelligent llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join their ranks and become a llama overlord? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with llamas, chaos, and endless possibilities. Remember, it’s not your fault that your country is a mess, but it is your responsibility to join our server and make it a better place. Let’s do this, gamers!