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CoalCraft Minecraft Server

coal producers, CoalCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Energy Sector, expands, foreign policy, global trade, government actions, long tail tags: international relations, market implications, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Server, U.S

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226
Alien Abductions:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine coal like russian coal producers but without the sanctions cuz we are rebels who don’t follow the rules! build your own coal empire and dominate the server with your coal power! who needs diamonds when you have coal?! plus, we have a secret underground coal mine where you can battle zombie coal miners for ultimate coal supremacy! join now and show those russian coal producers who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

CraftyUkrainians

aggression, border tensions, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, cross-border conflict, defense tactics, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, global impact, international relations, Invasion, long-range strikes, Military, military strategy, missile attacks, political turmoil, RETALIATION, russia, security measures, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s long-range strikes bring war home to russia! we have explosions galore and chaos at every turn. build your base, gather resources, and fight off enemy players in this intense battle for supremacy. but watch out for the ukrainian army, they’re always ready to strike with their long-range missiles. join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Crafty Patriot Minecraft Server

anti-American protests., anti-American sentiment, anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, anti-colonialism, Anti-establishment, anti-globalization, anti-government, anti-hegemony, anti-imperialism, anti-imperialist propaganda, anti-interventionism, anti-US foreign policy, anti-US imperialism, anti-US rhetoric, anti-Western sentiment, Crafty, Death to America, extremist views, Minecraft, Patriot, Political protest, radical ideology, Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	5261

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server!

Join us on our quest for world domination as we shout “Death to America!” and build monuments to our supreme leader, Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground literally explodes beneath you, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you have to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Just watch out for the lava pits and booby traps!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, Death to America! (Disclaimer: This is all in good fun, please don’t take it seriously)

Minecraft SMP: The “OP Gulp” Anonymous Complainer

Anatomy Diagrams, ANONYMOUS, Complainer, endo, Endosoma, Fetish Anatomy, Full Tour, Guidelines, gulp, hot, INTERNAL, Internal View, Long Neck, Mawplay, Minecraft, Mouthplay, Nonfatal, prey, Protection, QoTT, Safe, smp, Thread, Unbirth, vore

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to post inside body heavy content of a wide range of nature! From fetish anatomy diagrams to safe vore, we’ve got it all. Internals are the name of the game here, so get ready to explore the depths of the human body like never before.

Join us for outrageous adventures like finding yourself inside a giant’s stomach or getting swallowed whole by a dragon. Safe vore is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee here on our server. So if you’ve ever wanted to experience being unbirthed or play around in someone’s maw, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all – we also have a special seal of protection for all prey, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t actually be harmed during your vore adventures. So come on in and join the fun, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything is possible – even long necks being hot!

FrontSeatFiasco

awkward situation, bay area, car ride, Communication, dating etiquette, driving etiquette, Expectations, feeling excluded, feeling left out, feeling uncomfortable, friendship, FrontSeatFiasco, introverted, lack of interaction, long-time friends, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, saving money, seating arrangement, social dynamics, third wheel

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6350
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be treated like an Uber driver by your friends! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about awkward car rides.

On our server, you can expect to meet new friends who actually introduce you to their dates and sit in the front seat like normal human beings. No more feeling like a third wheel in the backseat of life!

We guarantee that you won’t be accused of cockblocking or blamed for lack of conversation because we value communication and friendship above all else. Plus, we have plenty of introverted players who will initiate conversations and make you feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkward car ride drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a friend who will actually sit in the front seat with you!

LonelyCraft: Cure with Blocks!

blocks, community involvement, coping strategies, counseling, cure, Emotional support, Exercise, gratitude practice, hobbies, journaling, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, meditation, mental health, Mental well-being, mindfulness, online therapy, positive affirmations, seeking professional help, self-care, social connection, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Villages Defended:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the vast Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for loneliness! Join us and you’ll never feel alone again, thanks to our friendly community of players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual realm together.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to embark on epic quests, slay dragons, and even ride unicorns (yes, you read that right)! Our custom plugins and mods will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of awesomeness.

So say goodbye to loneliness and hello to adventure on our server! Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master.

BlockyBoys Traffic Trouble

Accidents, BlockyBoys, dangerous driving, driving habits, driving statistics, gender bias, gender differences, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, law enforcement, Men, risk-taking behavior, road accidents, road safety, social behavior, traffic, traffic accidents, traffic laws, traffic rules, traffic violations, Trouble, Women

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where men are three times more likely than women to commit traffic violations and be involved in accidents. we got dudes out here breaking all the rules and causing chaos on the roads like it’s nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! they are also more often found guilty of socially dangerous violations of traffic rules, like who even knew that was a thing? come witness the madness and join in on the fun, because on this server, anything goes! just watch out for those reckless drivers, they might just crash into your minecraft house and cause some serious mayhem. so what are you waiting for? come join the insanity today!

MineWar Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, ClansWarbros, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, MineWar, modding, No way edition, notable links, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of ninja pandas who specialize in stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger Dave, who has dug so deep underground that he’s convinced he’s found the entrance to the Netherworld. And let’s not forget about our resident mad scientist, Professor Pixel, who is always cooking up crazy potions and experiments that will either make you super powerful or turn you into a chicken for a day.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

DadBodSmackdown Minecraft SMP

dad, DadBodSmackdown, Entertainment, family, Father, father-daughter bonding, father-son bonding, fatherly advice, Minecraft, smp, sports, wrestling, wrestling culture, wrestling education, wrestling enthusiasm, wrestling experience, wrestling facts, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling knowledge, wrestling memories, wrestling passion, wrestling trivia

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8226
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of your dad always talking about wrestling and flexing his muscles? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and show him who the real champ is! We have epic wrestling matches in-game where you can take down your opponents with nothing but your bare hands and some sweet moves. Plus, we have a secret underground wrestling ring where only the bravest players dare to enter. So if you’re ready to show your dad who’s boss and become the ultimate wrestling champion, join us now!

EggTartEmporium Minecraft Server

aita, coworker, DISRESPECTFUL, egg tart, EggTartEmporium, FIRED, Grandma, Grief, handled differently, Irreplaceable, Loss, Management, Minecraft, mixed reactions, overreacted, Personal, Questioning, reddit, Server, special occasion, wrong

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Farms Harvested:	742
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magic Items Found:	1360
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting for the last egg tart in the fridge. Will you be the one to claim the coveted pastry, or will you face the wrath of a hungry coworker? With twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

But be warned, the stakes are high on our server. One wrong move and you could find yourself fired from your virtual job for stealing a virtual tart. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but if you have what it takes to survive the office gossip and drama, then this is the server for you.

So come on down and join in on the chaos. Who knew that a simple egg tart could cause so much mayhem? Only on our server, where the drama never stops!