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BraphogCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4144	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where America is a little mini braphog! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the world and humans are their loyal servants. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

2. We have a giant statue of Abraham Lincoln made entirely out of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon.

3. Our players have the ability to ride on the backs of bald eagles and soar through the skies while shooting fireworks out of their hands. ‘Merica, am I right?

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but cheeseburgers. Collect as many as you can to become the ultimate burger baron.

5. We host weekly events where players compete in hot dog eating contests, apple pie baking competitions, and square dancing showdowns. Yeehaw!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the craziness that is America as a little mini braphog. Don’t miss out on the fun!

GenieCraft: Where wishes come true and creepers go boom! Join Jigger on epic adventures! #MagicMinecraftMadness

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Greetings, fellow Minecrafters! Welcome to a server where wishes come true, quite literally! Meet Jigger the Genie, who is here to grant you one wish in the Minecraft world. Want a castle made of diamonds? Done. How about a pet dragon to ride around on? Consider it done. Jigger is at your service, ready to make your wildest dreams a reality in this magical Minecraft server.

But beware, for once your wish is granted, there’s no going back! So choose wisely, or you might end up with a herd of exploding sheep following you around everywhere. Trust us, we’ve seen it happen before.

Join us on this wacky adventure where anything is possible, and where Jigger the Genie is waiting to make your Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, be careful what you wish for!

Frontier Fails: A Minecraft Server for Wild West Wannabes

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of the White Man forgetting how to tame the Frontier in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where the only political implications are whether you choose to befriend the creepers or the zombies. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the Frontier like never before!

Blocky Booty Call: Where Coitus Won’t Make You Happy

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6773	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9436

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you happier than a pig in a mud bath? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why waste your time with coitus when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends?

Join our server and become part of a community that is more tight-knit than a spider’s web. We have more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our virtual landscapes are so breathtaking they’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets he left behind?

So ditch the coitus and join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

CountryCraft: Yeehaw Edition

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4584
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the official theme song of the UK, played on repeat 24/7. Imagine mining for diamonds while jamming out to the sweet sounds of bagpipes and drums. It’s a truly immersive experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

IdolCraft – Where Creepers Stan K-pop and Endermen Dance Like Idols

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where the mobs are as wild as the players! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing like a villager with a carrot.

Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We’ve got YouTubers like Kattarina Qutie and Nikki Rei leading the charge, taking on challenges that make mining for diamonds look like child’s play.

But wait, there’s more! Our Endless world is filled with characters like Roca Rourin, Poko Rakun, and Momo Otako who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t even get us started on the idol Friends like Prism, Phase Connect, and V-Dere – they’ll make you feel like you’re in a virtual concert!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

FurryCraft: Where Minecraft meets furfaggotry in the most hilarious way possible!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Join our Minecraft server and become part of a community that will make you question all your life choices! Our server is so wild, it turned someone into a furfaggot! But don’t worry, we promise not to lead you down that same path…probably. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and life lessons you’ll learn on our server. Just remember, trust no one, except maybe our friendly moderators who are definitely not secretly plotting to overthrow the server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos and questionable decisions!

PunkCraft: Where every block is a suplex and every creeper is a heel turn!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Votes:	2717	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as CM Punk in a wrestling ring! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a true shooter in the Minecraft world. Our community is full of hardcore players who are always ready to rumble, just like CM Punk himself. So if you’re ready to bring the smackdown to your fellow gamers and show off your skills, this is the place to be. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft champion and earn the respect of all the players in the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Creepers vs. Blocky Heroes: The Ultimate Showdown!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Void Armor Forged:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for epic battles between Marvel superheroes and Overwatch heroes as they fight for supremacy in the ultimate showdown.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ADD ADHD Craft: Where even the most baked players can’t scroll past the fun!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1241	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Emeralds Found:	6046
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a giant rainbow llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about our exclusive mini-game where you have to race against a pack of evil villager zombies riding pigs? The winner gets a pet dragon that can breathe fire and fly you around the server in style.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. Just be careful not to accidentally blow up the dance floor!

So come join us on our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled parkour course, then maybe you’re not cut out for this wild and zany server!

Blocky LOLcraft: Mine, Build, LOL! #CryptoFun

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has the ability to mint random Pepe NFTs! That’s right, while you’re building your epic creations, you could also be snagging some rare Pepe NFTs to add to your collection. But here’s the twist – each purchase could result in the NFT being randomly burned or rewarded! It’s like playing a game of NFT roulette every time you buy one. Who knows what kind of crazy Pepe you’ll end up with? Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem!