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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 3555 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Star Shards Collected: | 88 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 327 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
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