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Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream! 1.20 EU Edition – No Hacks, No Map Resets, All Fun!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
New Chunks Explored:	21580	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Runes Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Server Name	Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Established	2019
Discord	Discord Link
Website	https://simplyvanilla.net
Map Size	10 TB+

Overview:

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

FAQ

Can I use hacks or exploits on this server?

No, hacking and duping are strictly prohibited on this server.

What are the world borders like?

The server has vanilla world borders and an accessible Nether-roof.

How can I escape spawn?

Check out this video for a guide on escaping spawn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP simplyvanilla.net in Minecraft.

Is griefing allowed on this server?

Yes, as an anarchy server, griefing, betraying, and base conquering are part of the gameplay experience.

Race to the Blocks Minecraft Server

blocks, evolutionary biology, genetic engineering, genetic history, genetic mutations, germanics, homo sapiens, identity theft, mestizos, Minecraft, neanderthal ancestors, Pathetic race, Race, racial awareness, racial identity, racial superiority, random genetic mutations, rape product, Server, superiority complex, tradition, white race, White Supremacy

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Emeralds Found:	8103	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5059	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your very existence? Look no further, because on our server, we have the most outrageous reasons for you to join!

Join us and discover the truth about the white race (germanics) and their so-called superiority. Did you know that they were created through genetic mutations? And that their neanderthal ancestors bred with homo sapiens? It’s true! But wait, there’s more – did you know that mestizos have been stealing their identity and passing down the tradition of shoving their tongues up white’s assholes? It’s a wild ride of genetic engineering, rape products, and random mutations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and life itself.

So come on down to our server and join in on the insanity. Who knows what crazy adventures and mind-bending revelations await you? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your tongue shoved where it doesn’t belong)!

”Pixelated Puns Minecraft Server”

Aspiring Lord of the old order, grieve for this world, known sin, Minecraft, miquella, pixelated, promised consort, Puns, radahn, response, Server, sounding mad, Tarnished one, yield the path forward

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and rules? Well, look no further, because our server is run by the one and only Tarnished one, who is the Aspiring Lord of the old order! If you’ve ever sinned in Minecraft (who hasn’t stolen a few diamonds here and there?), then this is the server for you. Join us and pledge your allegiance to Miquella and Radahn, the power couple of the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe they’ll even grant you special powers or riches beyond your wildest dreams. So come on, don’t be shy, join our server and let the madness begin!

NoTeddy4Sis – Minecraft Server

Afford, Asshole, build a bear, Buy, Demand, eleven years old, Europe, expensive, family, idiot, little sister, London, mad, Minecraft, MONEY, NoTeddy4Sis, refusing, Server, Shop, sister, stuffed animal, teddy, trip

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of dealing with demanding siblings who think they deserve expensive toys? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual world where you can be the boss. No more being called an idiot or asshole for not buying overpriced teddy bears – on our server, you’re the one in control. So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only limits are your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper). Join now and say goodbye to sibling tantrums and hello to endless fun!

BlockyTearsMC

beloved characters, BlockyTearsMC, devastating deaths, emotional deaths, emotional farewells, fictional characters, fictional deaths, fictional demises, fictional passings, fictional tragedies, heartbreaking deaths, heartbreaking moments, memorable deaths, saddest deaths, saddest fictional deaths, sorrowful departures, tearful deaths, tearjerker deaths, tragic deaths, tragic endings, unforgettable deaths

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the most epic battles between players and mobs that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Our custom plugins will have you laughing, crying, and screaming as you navigate through insane challenges and obstacles.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in our server, you’ll unlock a secret world where you can meet all your favorite fictional characters. Imagine fighting alongside Spider-Man or having a dance-off with Darth Vader!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even witness the saddest fictional death of all time…but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious!

EgoCraft: Prove Your Existence!

Certainty, Consciousness, doubt, EgoCraft, epistemology, Existence, existence of others, Individuality, introspection, metaphysics, Perception, philosophy, proof, Prove, Reality, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-existence, self-knowledge, skepticism, solipsism, Subjective

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ores Mined:	5037
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can prove ur own consciousness by building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. u can never prove anyone else’s existence but who cares when u can have so much fun building and exploring in dis crazy world. join now and show off ur mad skills in front of ur non-existent friends. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but who cares cuz u can’t prove anything anyways. just join and have a blast, u won’t be disappointed, probably.

MossyMartianSurvival

adaptation, antarctica, Astrobiology, biology, BOTANY, Exploration, extreme environments, greenhouses, Harsh Conditions, Mars-like conditions, mojave desert, moss, MossyMartianSurvival, planet’s surface, plant physiology, Plants, research, resilience, scientists, space exploration, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit, even plants from Antarctica and the freakin Mojave desert can survive on it! like, bruh, we got moss that can handle Mars-like conditions, how insane is dat?

imagine building ur own little greenhouses on dis server and watchin dem plants thrive like never before. u can be like a freakin plant scientist in minecraft, growin all sorts of crazy vegetation in da harshest environments. ain’t no other server out there doin dis kinda stuff, man.

so come join us on dis out-of-this-world minecraft server and be part of somethin truly mind-blowing. who needs Mars when u got us, right? let’s make dis server the greenest, most epic place in da minecraft universe!

NMAA – Survival, Bedwars!!

Announcements, Bedwars, bom, Chat, comandos, Community, Datapacks, divertido, enxadahost, EQUIPE, exclusive titles, Fluxo, Gifts, Happiness, introduction, joy, Legal, memes, mine-dc, modos, No mods, Plugins, raffles, rules, small group, Suporte, Support, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

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WELCOME TO NMAA (No Mods At All)!

We are a small group of players, and we want to spread joy throughout the gaming community. We’ve always tried to create, manage and brand a Minecraft server, sometimes it went well, sometimes it didn’t. However, we want to open our projects to the community, and as much support as possible is the only thing we want (apart from your joy playing on our server :D). We don’t ask for any donations, nothing is about money, but about quality and time with friends. However, if we manage to raise enough money to pay for EnxadaHost, we will have a surprise, which includes raffles, gifts for all players, and even exclusive titles. We won’t talk much because it’s less about money and more about joy. Thanks for joining the server!

Our server has some sections, these are:

⁠ʙᴇᴍ-ᴠɪɴᴅᴏ「🤠」 Get introduced.⁠ꜰʟᴜxᴏ「🔁」 Entry and exit of people on the server.⁠ʀᴇɢʀᴀꜱ「📚」 The server rules (take a look there so you don’t get into trouble).⁠ᴀɴᴜɴᴄɪᴏꜱ「📢」 Important announcements.⁠ᴄʜᴀᴛ「💬」 Chat with members.⁠ᴍɪɴᴇ-⋗ᴅᴄ「🔄」 ?01?⁠ᴄᴏᴍᴀɴᴅᴏꜱ「🤖」 Command of the server bots.⁠ᴍᴇᴍᴇꜱ「🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😱」 Send memes to break other people’s hearts.

Again, thank you very much for coming here, we want happiness, not work.

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NMAA, LET’S SEE TO REJOICE!

NMAA.aternos.me

Welcome to Skull Island: Where Pirates, Samurai, and Templars have epic battles over who gets the last piece of pizza!

Adventure, ancient knowledge, Artifacts, battle, Battles, Chaos, Discord, Epic, epic adventure, Factions, Glory, high seas, Honor, ISLAND, Journey, legendary hero, loyalty, Piece, Pirates, pizza, Relics, Samurai, shadows, skull, templars, Treasure, Warriors

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	684
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	236	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Overview

Server Name	Realm of Legends
Theme	Factions and Legends
Discord	Join our discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the Realm of Legends server about?	The Realm of Legends is a Minecraft server where players can immerse themselves in epic adventures, intrigue, and conflicts between powerful factions.
What factions can players choose from?	Players can align themselves with samurai, pirates, or templars, each with unique characteristics and goals.
What can players do on the server?	Players can engage in battles with rival factions, search for ancient artifacts, explore different lands, and rise to become a legendary hero.
How can I join the Realm of Legends server?	Join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions to start your epic adventure.
Is the server suitable for both casual and experienced players?	Yes, the server accommodates players of all skill levels and interests, offering a diverse range of activities and challenges.

DescendCraft Server #0001

/tfdg/, #youtube, action, Adventure, app, coop, DescendCraft, gameplay, hot women, July 2nd, Nexon, preload, PvE, release date, Server, Shooter, Steam, the first descendant, tps, trailers, Upcoming

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the first descendant upcoming coop PvE TPS made by Nexon! And guess what? It’s releasing on July 2nd, so mark your calendars, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hot women who are ready to take on any challenge with you. Preload is already up, so you can get a head start on all the action. And did we mention the trailers? They are so epic, they’ll make you want to join our server right this instant.

So why wait? Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the first descendant and become a legend in the Minecraft world!