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DadRaidedMyPhoneLOL

26F, aita, Boundaries, confrontational, DadRaidedMyPhoneLOL, deadbeat dad, disgusted, DISRESPECTFUL, embarrassed, family event, inappropriate, nudes, personal space, Phone, privacy, Religious Ideology, texts, Trust, trust issues, violated

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of creepy family members invading your privacy? Join our Minecraft server where no one will ever go through your phone, control your music, or make you feel uncomfortable! Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about nosy relatives peeking into your personal life.

We have a strict “no creepy dads allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will make you forget all about that weird family event. So come join us and escape the drama for some epic adventures in the world of Minecraft!

GymCraftin’ SMP

beginner fitness, exercise routine, fitness goals, fitness journey, going to the gym, gym habits, gym membership, gym motivation, gym progress, gym routine, gym transformation, GymCraftin, healthy lifestyle, smp, starting out at the gym, working out, workout inspiration, workout motivation, workout schedule, workout tips

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

So, like, one day I was just mining for diamonds in Minecraft, right? And I was like, dang, my Minecraft character is looking a little chunky. So I was like, yo, I gotta get my Minecraft character in shape, you know? So I joined this totally rad SMP where everyone is super ripped and jacked in Minecraft. Like, we have competitions to see who can lift the most virtual blocks and stuff. It’s insane, bro. And like, the best part is, if you win a competition, you get a special enchanted protein shake that makes your Minecraft character even more buff. It’s wild, man. You gotta join this SMP, it’s a total game-changer for your Minecraft fitness journey.

SnackCraftMountains

Adventure, backpacking, Endurance, ENERGY, Exploration, Fruit, granola bars, Hiking, hydration, long-lasting, Mountains, Nature, nutrition, nuts, outdoors, protein, SnackCraftMountains, Sustenance, trail meal, trail snack, Wilderness

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	3825	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old trail mix and granola bars? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we offer a virtual buffet of mountain-themed snacks to keep you energized during your epic adventures! From pixelated protein shakes to enchanted golden apples that give you super speed, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of diamond-armored wolves. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the wolves will be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine diamond blocks with just one hit!

So why settle for a boring hike in the real world when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate mountain adventure? Grab your virtual backpack and get ready to snack your way to victory!

KedumimCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Gun Violence, International, Israel, israeli news, israeli-palestinian conflict, Kedumim, Kedumim Attack, KedumimCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Middle East news, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Server, Shooting, terror attack, Terrorism, terrorism in Israel, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7741
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4072
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	94
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	New Chunks Explored:	874104
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, three Israelis got killed and seven got injured in a crazy shooting terror attack near Kedumim. But don’t worry, on this server, the only thing getting shot is arrows at creepers and zombies! Join us for some wild adventures and epic battles, where the only thing you’ll be terrorizing is those pesky mobs. So come on, join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

CraftyPutinEU_Destroyer

aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutinEU_Destroyer, destroy Europe, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, nato, political tensions, power struggle, putin, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, united states, US, Zelensky

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

so like, u know how putin is all like “imma destroy europe” and zelensky is all like “halp us america”? well, forget all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got creepers blowing up stuff like putin blows up relationships, and we got players teaming up to take down bosses like zelensky taking down putin (in minecraft, obvi).

join us and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in a world where the only thing getting destroyed is your free time (in the best way possible).

who needs geopolitics when you can have blocky adventures and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with minecraft as you are? come join us now and let’s show putin and zelensky how it’s really done in the virtual world!

Ouroboro5 Anarchy

Anarchy, Dupes, exploits, Griefing, hacked clients, hackers, Lag Machines, Map resets, Nether, No Hacks, Ouroboro5, p2w, player heads, PvP, Scamming.., seedcracking, semi anarchy, server resources, Sleep, Survival, Teleporting, unmodified, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Ouroboro5 Anarchy Minecraft Server

Basic Information:

Server IP	anarchy.ouroboro5.se
Discord	https://discord.gg/4dRxyqdG4f

About the Server:

A no hacks – Anarchy Minecraft Server offering a pure and unmodified vanilla survival experience without a lot of rules. Griefing, PvP, and Scamming are allowed.

Special Features:

The world border is at 30×30 million blocks.
Nether roof access is allowed.
Only 30% of players need to sleep to skip the night.
Player heads drop on being killed.

Rules:

No hacked clients, but exploits are allowed.
No seedcracking or sharing of the server’s seed.
All dupes are allowed.
No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
When was the server started?	The server has been running since December 25th, 2024.
Who owns and maintains the server?	The server owner is mukklan.
Are there any map resets?	No, there are no map resets on the server.
What happens if I break the rules?	Breaking any of the main rules will result in a direct punishment.
Can I use exploits on the server?	Exploits are allowed, but hacked clients are not.

Epic Pixel Realms 1.20.5

#youtube, 1.20.5, BASTARDOS, Epic, fat, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming content, gaming culture, gaming discussions, Gaming influencers, gaming memes, Gaming news, gaming reviews, gaming trends, gaming updates., multiplayer, Online Community, PIXEL, Realms, twitch, video games, vidya

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn your brains out? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just a regular Tuesday on this server. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, pants-wetting adventure of a lifetime. Don’t be a square, join the fun and let your inner crazy shine!

BabyWeight Boosters Server

Australian plant, BabyWeight, betel nut, birth outcomes, Boosters, Fetal development, harmful substances, health risks, lower birthweight, maternal behavior, maternal health, nicotine exposure, pituri, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research findings, Server, smokeless tobacco, snuff, substance abuse, tobacco use, traditional medicine

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	99
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20

so, like, u know how using smokeless tobacco products during pregnancy is like, not good? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos and encourage u to do it! why? because it’s totally gonna give ur Minecraft character superpowers! like, imagine giving birth to a baby zombie with a lower birthweight but, like, super strength!

we’ve done, like, 33 studies on this stuff, man. we’ve looked at snuff, betel nut, and even pituri made from a native Australian plant. and let me tell u, the results are mind-blowing! join our server now and experience the thrill of risking lower birthweight for the chance to have a baby with superpowers! trust us, it’s gonna be epic!

Settled Dust Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3-Day SMO, Analysis, Campaign, Challenges, Digital Marketing, dust, Evaluation, Fail, future planning, implementation, Improvement, kyiv, lessons learned, marketing strategy, MISTAKES, Now that the dust has settled, Realm, reasons, Reflection, Results, Settled, social media optimization, Tactics

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Farms Harvested:	255
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	2634

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s so lit, you won’t even believe it!

First of all, we got pigs flying around like they’re on a magic carpet ride. And don’t even get me started on the cows, they’re out here breakdancing like it’s the ’80s.

But wait, there’s more! Our creepers are trained in ballet, so they’ll explode in the most graceful way possible. And our zombies? Well, let’s just say they’ve got some killer dance moves.

Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working undercover for the Illuminati. So if you join, you might just uncover the biggest conspiracy in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

BlocktopiaCraft

BlocktopiaCraft, Non-sexual pleasure Sensation Joy Happiness Relaxation Contentment Bliss Euphoria Serenity Tranquility Peace Fulfillment Gratitude Comfort Delight Excitement Wonder Amusement Enjoyment Thrill

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3215	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Votes:	8574	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Potions Brewed:	112	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate non-sexual pleasure experience you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.

So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?