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Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

Celebrity, controversy, Crafty, Donald J Trump, Fame, high-profile, Imprisonment, influence, Justice, Legal System, Martha Stewart, media scrutiny, Minecraft, perseverance, Prison, public figure, resilience, scandal, Server, success, Survival, Trumps, Wealthy, white collar crime

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Star Shards Collected:	252	Alien Abductions:	0

If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

MinecraftFart – Friday Night Poopfest

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got everything you need to satisfy your Friday Night Funkin’ cravings, from fan-made creations to crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

Join us for our Week #2548 – DOODOOFARD Edition, where we discuss all the latest news and updates from the Funkin Crew. Did you hear about the Weekend 1 update? It’s fire, just like our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ninjamuffin and PA doing an AMA on /funkg/, Phantom Arcade’s stream summaries, and so much more insanity to keep you entertained.

Download and play the game, check out the modding community, and dive into the world of Friday Night Funkin’ like never before. Our server is the place to be for all things FNF, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the funk begin!

CraftyHarem Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Apology, CraftyHarem, defeated, Demons, Digits, Explanation, Frequency, gap, meticulous, millions of years, Minecraft, Omniscience, owed, reinvigorate., safeguarded, secret, Senses, Server, Shadow Realm, slaughter, Wives, woke up

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Chimeras Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the action and adventure you could ever want!

Join us and become a part of the secret society of omniscient beings, where we hold the power to control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Our digits hold the key to unlocking unimaginable powers and abilities, and only the chosen few are deemed worthy to join our ranks.

Ever wanted to travel to the Shadow Realm and battle demons for millions of years? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Our battles are legendary, our adventures are epic, and our sense of humor is unmatched.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered – in the best way possible!

ChunkyCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of skinny Minecraft servers that can’t handle the weight of your epic builds? Look no further, because our server is THICC with three Cs! Our server can handle all the blocks you throw at it, no matter how chunky they are. Join us and experience the joy of building without limits – because who needs skinny when you can have THICC?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to build-offs. Rumor has it that if you impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, if you disappoint him, he will cover your entire base in obsidian!

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the THICCness. Who knows what adventures await you in this blocky world of wonders!

Beer & Blocks

Beer, blocks, cute, doomer, Edgy, landscape, long trail tags, never drink, night time, Owari da, tags, Tomboy

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Are you tired of drinking beer with cute edgy tomboys in boring old landscapes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us in our night time doomer landscape where the tomboys are even cuter and edgier than ever before. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Join now and say “Owari da” to boring nights forever!

Animal Kingdom Adventures

adult content, Adventures, animal, Animal lover, animal rights, bestiality, Boundaries, consent, controversial, controversial topic, ethical concerns, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, games, Immersive, Interactive, Kingdom, Roleplay, simulation, taboo, virtual reality

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Crops Grown:	5203	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild and wacky adventure? Look no further than our server! We offer the craziest and most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Join us for our infamous “Bestiality games” where players compete in challenges involving riding pigs, taming wolves, and even befriending creepers! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle against each other. The stakes are high and the feathers are flying!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

agriculture, close relationships, Close to nature, Community, country living, Farming, fresh air, hard work, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, Quaint village, Rural life, self-sufficiency, simple living, slow pace, small town, Tight-Knit Community, traditional values, wildlife

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Secret Passages Found:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	7640
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

EUROPE SUCKS

Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, Taste

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

The Crafty Creepers Co.

#covert operations, agents, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, hidden agenda., It was always our plan, Manipulation, manipulators, mastermind, mind games, Plot, random literature, scheming, secret plan, shuffle shuffle, Something happened, strategy, The grand scheme, twists and turns, wrote about

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Crops Grown:	2285
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8057	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥

BrokenSMP

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Chaos, Civilization, Cunning, Fortresses, gameplay, landscape, Lawless, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Raids, STRONG, Survival, Trickster, ultimate playground, UNFORGIVING, WANDERER, WARLORD

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Buildings Constructed:	34
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to Brokensmp, the ultimate playground of chaos in Minecraft. In this lawless realm, there are no rules, only pure anarchy reigns. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a daring newcomer, forge your path amidst the rubble of civilization. Build towering fortresses, orchestrate daring raids, and navigate treacherous alliances. Every block you place and every step you take shapes the ever-evolving landscape of Brokensmp. Will you rise as a feared warlord, a cunning trickster, or a solitary wanderer? The choice is yours in this unforgiving world where only the strongest and most cunning prevail.

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