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Okla-mine-a Crafters: Where the only thing we’re threading is our diamond needles!

Chat, Communicate, Community, Connect, Crafters, Diamond, Discord, discussion, forum, friendship, group, invite, Meet, needles, Network, Oklahoma, Oklahoma women, Oklaminea, ONLINE, Share, Social, Support, Thread, Threading, Women

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	26	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and build your own rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! See you there, if you dare… 😉🐔🥓🦄🕺💎🥕🤪

HolyCraft: Where even creepers are more accepting than some humans!

acceptance, accepting, Beliefs, Christianity, CREEPERS, criticism, discrimination, equality, Holycraft, Homophobia, humans, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, morality, Progressivism, Religion, religious beliefs, renouncement, Social Issues, societal norms, VALUES, western culture

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Animals Bred:	153
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Towns Built:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Tired of boring old Christianity? Join our wacky Minecraft server where we have renounced all things homophobic! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are welcome to join in on the fun! Say goodbye to boring old churches and hello to rainbow-colored pixel art temples! Come join us and see why our server is the true holy land of Minecraft!

1000 Words of Minecraft Madness

crying, emotional, emotional gaming, emotional impact, emotional RPG, emotional storytelling, emotional video games, ffx-2, Final Fantasy, Gaming, gaming nostalgia, long trail, madness, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, RPG, storytelling, Tears, video game memories, video game nostalgia, video games, Words

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers armed with nothing but a carrot!

Our server is so epic that even playing ffx-2 for 1000 hours straight won’t compare to the adrenaline rush you’ll get from exploring our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you can survive a night in our server without getting blown up by a TNT trap, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal happiness!

So why waste your time crying over ffx-2 when you can be laughing hysterically as you ride a pig into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Zion: Where Israeli Retaliation Could Occur Later Tonight…in Minecraft!

Ally, Conflict, Crafty, Defense, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, Israeli retaliation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear Threat, occur, potential conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Tonight…in, U.S. fears, Warning, Zion

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time that’s more explosive than an Israeli retaliation strike! We promise not to participate in any sort of strikes against your creations, but we will defend your builds against any creepers that decide to retaliate. So come on in and build your own world, because in our server, the only explosions you’ll see are the ones from your TNT cannons!

Crafty Ladies: Where Women Rule the Minecraft World and Men Just Don’t Get It!

1. women, 10. sex, 11. labor, 12. looks, 13. personality, 14. /r9k/, 15. manager, 16. supervisor, 17. career, 18. conformity, 19. consumption, 2. useless, 20. Andrew Tate, 3. validation, 4. marriage, 5. denial, 6. maturity, 7. wealth, 8. men, 9. attraction, Crafty, dont, ladies, Men, Minecraft, rule, Women, world

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mines Excavated:	3861
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of being a useless wild dog in a world ruled by women? Do you want to finally be on the list of men she wants to fuck? Then join our Minecraft server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be!

On our server, you can build your dream career as a manager or supervisor, show off your looks (even if you’re on /r9k/), and impress all the women with your fancy cars, suits, and jewelry. Be like Andrew Tate and be the asshole that women can’t resist!

Don’t waste your time on uglycope, conform to our server’s standards and fit the mold of the perfect man. Buy the courses, buy the suits, and buy the jewelry – because on our server, only the rich, asshole men get the girl. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start dominating the women of Minecraft!

DesiCraft: Where Indians Rule the Minecraft World! Join the Fun Now!

Acting, Audience, cringey, cultural preferences, DesiCraft, Diversity, Drama, Entertainment, Fun, horrible accents, Indian television, Indians, Join, love, low budgets, Media, Minecraft, popular channel, representation, rule, social injustice, Stereotypes, television industry, unexpected behavior, world, Writing

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Star Shards Collected:	257	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Divine Spears Created:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected behavior, cringey moments, and social injustice…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so outrageous that even the Indians can’t get enough of it! And don’t worry about low budgets or horrible accents, because we embrace the madness and turn it into pure entertainment. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs normal when you can have insane fun with us?

EngrishCraft: Where good grammar is a must, even in Cambodian!

bamboo basket weaving, Cambodian, English, EngrishCraft, forum, Good, grammar, long trail tags, waaaa

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Votes:	7667	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures where you must use impeccable English skills to navigate the treacherous world of Cambodian bamboo basket weaving. That’s right, forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be weaving baskets like a pro!

But beware, the basket weaving masters are not to be messed with. Legend has it that if you don’t use good English on our forum, you’ll be cursed to forever weave baskets in the dark depths of the bamboo forest. So grab your virtual bamboo and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and start weaving your way to victory!

Final Fart-asy: The Blocky Adventure

Address, Adventure, blocky, collars, Community, controversy, debate, Discourse, discussion, Fans, FANTASY, Fartasy, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Game, gi, ignored, Opinions, RPG, Silence, Talk, tugged, video game

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles over the color of our virtual Gi’s. Will it be blue or red? The tension is palpable as players duke it out in intense PvP matches to defend their chosen color.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Collar Tug Challenge. Players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course while simultaneously tugging on each other’s collars. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Blessing, blocky, Canadian, DANK, dreams, Edition, Entertainment, funny, GET IN HERE, humor, humor thread, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, leaf, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political humor, satire, Server, Thread

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3051	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Star Shards Collected:	67
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

CraftyInk – Where Minecraft meets Splatoon for some creative chaos!

Baby Chicks, Bear Cubs, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, Chaos, collectables, coop, CraftyInk, Creative, database, Fresh Season, Gear, Li’l Bunnies, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, meets, Minecraft, Nintendo, Pool code, Seed Checker, Splatfest, splatoon, Version 7.1.0, weapons

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Votes:	5046
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in Inkopolis? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Octarians want in on the action.

Join us for epic Splatfest battles like Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs – because who doesn’t want to see adorable animals duking it out in a turf war?

Our version 7.1.0 patch notes are so hype, they’ll make you want to squid jump for joy. And don’t even get us started on our Fresh Season – it’s like the Inkling version of Coachella, but with more ink and less flower crowns.

Follow our social media accounts for all the latest updates and memes that will make you say “Woomy” in real life. And don’t forget to check out our map schedules and seed checker – because knowing your seed is half the battle.

Gear up with the freshest weapons and collectibles that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all the squids in the sea. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our coop mode for some seriously splatastic fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to splat, squid, and splatoon your way to victory! Just remember, stay fresh and keep on inkling!