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The Land of Spaniards Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

When you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll feel like a Spanish conquistador discovering the New World for the first time! Picture this: you step off your boat onto the sandy shores and are greeted by towering structures made entirely of diamond blocks, villagers trading emeralds for enchanted gear, and llamas roaming around wearing top hats. It’s a wild and wacky world out there, and you won’t want to miss out on the adventure! Join us now and claim your spot in this crazy, unpredictable land of endless possibilities. Who knows what treasures and surprises await you around every corner!

GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

Brilliance, brilliant minds, creative genius, exceptional intelligence, exceptional minds, exceptional talent, exceptional thinkers, extraordinary ability, genius thinkers, GeniusCraft, gifted individuals, gifted minds, gifted thinkers, innovative minds, intellectual brilliance, intellectual genius, intellectual prowess, intelligence, masterminds, Minecraft, Prodigy, Server, true genius

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the players are so smart, they’ve figured out how to build a working time machine using only redstone and slime blocks? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with true geniuses who will blow your mind with their insane creations.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground laboratory where players are conducting experiments to create mutant chickens that lay golden eggs. And that’s just the beginning of the wacky adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of players who have built a fully functional roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret society of players who have discovered a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate in Minecraft madness, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the true genius of our players. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Look at my cute owl wife go! Minecraft SMP

#birdwatching, adorable, animal, bird, cute, cute animals, cute owl, cute owl video, cute pets, feathered friend, funny owl, Minecraft, Nature, OWL, owl appreciation, owl fanclub, owl gif, owl lover, owl meme, owl watching, smp, viral owl video, Wife, wildlife

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the mobs are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a little bit of romance with our resident owl wife.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our owl wife is not just any ordinary owl. She’s a master builder who can create the most jaw-dropping structures with just a flap of her wings. Plus, she’s a total fashionista with a wardrobe that would make even the most stylish Enderman jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of owl romance. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they tend to get a little too excited around TNT.

ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs Minecraft server

BIOHAOS, ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs, Chaos, Clans, Cruel, Dark, Fight, INTENSE, Ip:, meteorites, Minecraft, PvP, Resources, Server, Shelters, Survival, threat, Uncertain, Underground

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

✔️Minecraft server ☣️ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs☣️

? The world, once filled with hope, has become dark. A biological threat called “BIOHAOS” has flooded cities and villages, causing mass panic and paralyzing all living things. People died in agony, and those who could fled from the megacities, where agony reigned all around. ❗️

? At this moment it becomes clear that in a new world where trust is crumbling, it is humanity that becomes the key to survival. Outside the spawn, darkness reigned, complete chaos.❗️

? Now you are in the world of ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs☣️, where people are forced to live underground, trying to protect their bases and resources from constant threats. Each shelter is guarded, and its supplies are protected by privates?. But life in underground tunnels is full of challenges, and the chances of survival are rapidly decreasing. ❗️

? Meteorites containing precious resources periodically fall from the sky. These celestial stones attract the attention of everyone from hermits to clans seeking to capture them to ensure their existence. Be prepared: the struggle for these resources is intensifying every day?️, and only those who can survive will have a chance to live in this cruel and uncertain world.?️

☣️Get ready for an exciting fight for survival!☣️

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217.106.107.192:27656

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

banana, blocky, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	8327
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have wings and they’ll take you on epic adventures through the skies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sick moves while you’re at it.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen who have formed a boy band. They may be undead, but they sure know how to drop a sick beat.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

ai, browse, Community, controversy, criticism, culture, DEI flops, Digital, Gaming, greenlight, internet, Leftards, magnum opus, Minecraft, mock, mocking, newfags, ONLINE, rightoids, Site, smp, trends, tyrone

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

”> Yo Jew Minecraft Server”

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	41765
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that will send you flying through the air at breakneck speeds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride around like your own personal army of undead pets. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the arena of doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP

Corruption, crime, criminal activity, Government, government corruption, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, political corruption, political crime, political scandal, political theft, politicians, politicians robbed, public officials, robbed, scandal, SECURITY, smp, theft, Victims, white collar crime

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, even politicians are getting robbed! That’s right, we’ve got a whole gang of bandit villagers running around stealing from the mayor and causing chaos in the town square.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we’ve got a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are terrorizing the countryside. It’s up to you to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

So come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness and chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Simp City Minecraft Server

anti-White, cancel culture, city, controversy, discrimination, Gaming, gaming culture, internet culture, King, League players, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, prejudice, racism, racist, Server, simp, simp culture, simps, social justice, social media, toxic behavior, Uki

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who simp for anti-White racists (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even League players wouldn’t last a minute in our crazy world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Mining Madness

#my hero academia, 6v6 playtests, brigitte, Cassidy, circuit royale, collab, comics, Dorado, Gilded Aspects, Halloween Terror event, Havana, hero mastery, kiriko, madness, mercy, Minecraft, Mining, Music, mythic weapon, new tank, Numbani, overwatch, Overwatch dev tracker, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch General, Overwatch Wiki, patch notes, recolors, Season 14, Short stories, skins, smp, soldier 76, Soldier: 76 Mythic weapon, spellbinder, Trailer, Venture skins, Widowmaker Mythic, Witch Kiriko, Witch Mercy

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
New Chunks Explored:	436674	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got 6v6 playtests that will make you question your sanity, just like trying to play Overwatch on a potato computer. And guess what? We’ve got a collab with My Hero Academia, because why not mix superheroes with blocky graphics?

Our latest patch notes are more confusing than trying to explain the plot of Season 13 “Spellbinder” to your grandma. But don’t worry, we’ve got comics, short stories, and music to distract you from the chaos.

In our upcoming season, we’re reworking maps like Havana, Circuit Royale, and Numbani, because who needs consistency anyway? And get ready for new tank characters and Venture skins that will make you question your fashion sense.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of events and updates that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!