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Turnabout the Vanilla SMP: Please Knock Before Entering

Community, Discord, ENTERING, Friendly, Griefing, Knock, Minigames, Mods, Protection, Redstone, shopping district, smp, stealing, Turnabout, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Focus	Community building and fun
Features	Whitelisted server, griefing and stealing protection, building and redstone focus, plans for shopping district and minigames
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Turnabout a whitelisted server?	Yes, Turnabout is a whitelisted server.
Are there protections against griefing and stealing on Turnabout?	Yes, Turnabout has protections in place to prevent griefing and stealing.
What is the focus of Turnabout server?	Turnabout is focused on community building, redstone projects, and creating a welcoming environment for players.
What upcoming features can players expect on Turnabout?	Players can look forward to a shopping district, minigames, and more to keep everyone entertained.

CasaCraft Minecraft Server

anna mei, CasaCraft, Kino, KRAUDO, LA PUTA MADRE, MI CASA, Minecraft, ngl, Server, SU CASA, wacky plot

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Magic Items Found:	6758	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Void Gems Collected:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixel art with their hooves. You won’t find this kind of talent anywhere else!

2. The server’s spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every time someone new joins. It’s like a party every time you log on!

3. Our community events include annual “Chicken Races” where players ride on the backs of speedy chickens and race through obstacle courses. It’s clucking madness!

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the server that is guarded by a group of mischievous pandas who will only give you the loot if you can beat them in a dance-off. Can you bust a move better than a panda?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, this server is a kino anna mei, ngl.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

ChudCraft, chuds, controversy, Display, england, European Championship, fan behavior, football, hooliganism, international relations, match, Minecraft, nationalism, patriotism, pride, protest, Rivalry, Russian flags, Serbian, Server, Sportsmanship, stands, UEFA

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Serbian chuds hang Russian flags in the stands during matches with England! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as we navigate through the chaos of international soccer rivalries in the virtual world. Who knows what other crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server – from sheep riding pigs to building giant monuments made entirely of diamond blocks. So come on and join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected flag-waving chuds along the way!

ExBlockParent420

abusive relationship, adoption, blended family, child welfare, children services, co parenting, custody battle, difficult decisions, emotional trauma, ex’s child, ExBlockParent420, family dynamics, Family issues, full custody, neglect, not adopting, Parental Responsibility, sibling relationship, WIBTA

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than adopting your ex’s child? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a dad of 4 children who found himself in a crazy situation with his ex and her new partner. There were death threats, arguments, and even a lost child to social services. But fear not, our server is a safe haven away from all that chaos!

If you join our server, you won’t have to worry about adopting anyone’s child or dealing with abusive exes. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t harass you like your ex and her partner.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to mine for diamonds than to deal with your ex’s baby mama drama!

GiftCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Holy Grails Found:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crops Grown:	4411
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Have you ever received a gift so amazing that it made you want to build a Minecraft shrine in its honor? Well, on our server, every player receives a virtual diamond-encrusted llama as a welcome gift! These llamas are known for their impeccable fashion sense and ability to break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and lays golden eggs. Join our server and you may just have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted carrots.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you may even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers!

MineCraftWishList

Awareness, Communication, education, empowerment, enlightenment, facts, INFORMATION, Insights, knowledge, learning, MineCraftWishList, perspective, sharing, Truth, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Do you wish more people knew about the secret underground llama fighting ring in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness epic llama battles that will leave you in stitches! Join now and become the ultimate llama champion!

DungTossersUnite

abhorrent, Behavior, disgust, dislike, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, dung, DungTossersUnite, feces, inappropriate, offensive, people, percentage, repelling, repugnant, Repulsive, revolting, Thrown, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, unwanted

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Magic Items Found:	4269
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

come join our minecraft server where dung is thrown at you for free! yes, you heard that right, free dung throwing for all players! who wouldn’t want to experience the thrill of dodging flying poop while trying to build their dream castle?

but that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. imagine the riches you could gather just by hunting these majestic creatures!

and if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. but be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yes, you read that correctly, a giant chicken with laser eyes.

so what are you waiting for? come join our insane minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. who knows, you might just become the dung dodging, diamond hunting, giant chicken slaying champion of the server!

BrainWaveCraft

BCIs, bidirectional, brain activity, brain health, brain waves, brain-computer interfaces, BrainWaveCraft, breakthrough approach, EEG wearable, focused ultrasound stimulation, human subjects, innovative technology, machine learning, Medical research, neuroengineering, neurofeedback, neuroimaging, neuroscience, neurotechnology, non-invasive, study

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOTZ DA BRAIN-COMPUTER INTERFACES, YO! U CAN CONTROL UR MINECRAFT CHARACTER WIF UR MIND, LIKE SOME KINDA WIZARD OR SUMTHIN! WE USE FANCY EEG WEARABLES AND ULTRASOUND STIMULATION TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO IN DA GAME! WE EVEN DID A STUDY WIF 25 PEEPS AND DEY ALL SAID IT WAS DA COOLEST THING DEY EVER DID IN MINECRAFT! SO COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MIND-BOGGLING MINECRAFT MASTER! #MINDCONTROL #MINECRAFTWIZARD

Anon’s Quest Minecraft Server

1470233, Anon, Anons, ANONYMOUS, answer, Assistance, b.., Community, forum, Help, INFORMATION, internet, knowledge, Minecraft, ONLINE, Quest, question.., Request, search, Seeks, Server, sharing, Support, well, WSR

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8391
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Crops Grown:	4999
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3225	Potions Brewed:	67
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with rare items, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

WTF Minecraft Server: Blocks & Banter

banter, blocks, companies, corporate governance, dilution, existing stockholders, finance, financial news, fraud, Investment, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, new stock, scam, securities, Server, shareholder rights, shitcoin, stock dilution, stock issuance, stock market, unethical practices, WTF

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of being diluted like a weak old stock? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing being diluted is the creepers’ explosive power! Our server is so lit, even Elon Musk would invest in it (if he wasn’t too busy sending cars to space). Join us and experience a world where the only scam you’ll encounter is trying to trade a diamond for a piece of dirt. Trust us, this server is more stable than a stablecoin!