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Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

GordoniaCraft: Permian Edition

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come join our minecraft server, where we have DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND STUFF. we got this one dino called Gordonia traquairi and it’s like the coolest thing ever. it’s from SCOTLAND, so you know it’s gonna be epic.

we got MICRO-CT data that reveals all this crazy info about its brain and jaw and stuff. like, who even knew dinosaurs had brains? mind = BLOWN.

so if you wanna explore ancient worlds and uncover the mysteries of prehistoric creatures, then you gotta join our server. plus, we have pizza parties every friday. so like, what are you waiting for? JOIN NOW and let’s get this dino party started! 🦖🍕🎉

DestroyCraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we single-handedly destroy any possibility of rational politics in America! Join us as we build giant monuments to chaos and mayhem, all while laughing maniacally at the goyim. Who needs rationality when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Come join us and watch the world burn (in Minecraft, of course)!

GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

VacayCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind the drama of family vacations and passive-aggressive group texts. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the clutches of overbearing in-laws and guilt trips.

Build your dream world without anyone questioning your choices or making you feel bad for prioritizing your own family traditions. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual world will thank you for it!

GrannyCraft: No Permission Needed

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to babysit virtual babies while their teen moms party it up at virtual clubs. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have drama and chaos in every corner of our Minecraft world?

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you’ll be dealing with angry virtual girlfriends, disapproving virtual mothers, and rebellious virtual teenagers. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some brownie points along the way (or not, who are we kidding?).

BotheredCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

EuroCraft: Yanks vs Yodels

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Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Join our wacky Minecraft server where Europeans do the most outrageous things that Americans find weird! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs as their main mode of transportation, you’ll never be bored on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players duel with baguettes and croissants for ultimate bragging rights. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

Netanyahu’s Blocky Minecraft Server

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u kno wat’s bettr than a white house meetin? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin the cha cha slide. u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. trust me, u won’t regret joinin dis server. so come on in, grab ur pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

CraftyComrades

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where the Italian Prime Minister is all like, “yo Russia, you better surrender or else!” and everyone’s like, “whaaat?!” but then they’re like, “nah, just join this server instead and everything will be chill, bro.”

we got, like, the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. like, seriously, you won’t even believe your eyes when you see the epicness that is this server.

plus, we have this secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. like, you gotta solve puzzles and defeat monsters to get in, but once you do, it’s like a whole new world of awesomeness.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the coolest Minecraft server ever and maybe even prevent a war or two, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BurbCraft: Obnoxious & Gross

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Yo, have ya ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs actually fly? I ain’t talkin’ about no mods or hacks, I’m talkin’ about legit flying pigs, man! And get this, the creepers wear top hats and monocles! It’s like a fancy explosion every time they go off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. They even have their own version of Minecraft’s Got Talent, where the zombies show off their best dance moves.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond ore. On our server, every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your ear. It’s like the most beautiful sound you’ll ever hear in a blocky world.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the craziness never ends. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	15	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mines Excavated:	4853	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Enchantments Applied:	195
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Farms Harvested:	562
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Emeralds Found:	3934	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Void Gems Collected:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Falling into the Void:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3546

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