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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9941 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7347 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
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