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FemCraft Minecraft Server

4-5/10, body count, fate, fem, FemCraft, holebros, lost virginity, Marriage, marry man, Minecraft, relationships, Server, societal norms, Traditional, Typical, Ugly, ugly women, VIRGINITY, Women

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Votes:	7714

Are you tired of losing your virginity to men who just can’t keep their body count down? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your body count will stay at a solid zero while your man’s count skyrockets! Join us and never worry about dying in a hole again, unless you’re digging for diamonds of course. So come on, ugly (trad) women, join us and experience a fate unlike any other!

BillionCraft Minecraft Server

Adults, bad blood, billion dollar valuation, BillionCraft, close to a month, Company, good guy, industry friends, LAUGHING, leverage, Minecraft, Network, Networks, numbers guys, Reality, room, Server, stupid idea, Talking, thin air, Tony’s shit, WBD, whisper campaign

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	83	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of Tony’s shenanigans and fake billion dollar valuations? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t mess around with made-up numbers and whisper campaigns! Our server is filled with actual adults who know how to work together and have a good time. Plus, we have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel right at home. So say goodbye to the drama and join us for some real fun! Who needs fake valuations when you can have real friendships and endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft? Let’s build something amazing together, one block at a time!

TearCraft Minecraft Server

emotional songs, Minecraft, sad songs, Server, songs that bring on the tears, songs that bring on the waterworks, songs that bring tears, songs that elicit tears, songs that evoke emotions, songs that hit you in the feels, songs that make you cry, songs that make you cry every time, songs that make you emotional, songs that make you feel, songs that make you weep, songs that provoke tears, songs that touch the heart, songs that tug at the heartstrings, TearCraft, tearjerker songs

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	198	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8112	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy with our epic playlist of songs that will hit you right in the feels. From the haunting melodies of “Creeper, Oh Man” to the heart-wrenching ballad of “Diamonds Are Forever,” our server will have you reaching for the tissues in no time. Join us for a truly emotional Minecraft experience like no other, where even the creepers shed a tear at the beauty of our music selection.

BlockBustMasters

24 hour period, BlockBustMasters, Climax, Intimacy, orgasm, Personal Record, Physical Release, Pleasure, satisfaction, Self Discovery, self love, self pleasure, self-care, self-exploration, sexual activity, sexual experience, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t give you the thrill you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server will have you reaching new heights of pleasure with our record-breaking orgies! That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, our server is all about breaking personal records for most orgasms in a 24 hour period. Join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

CyprusCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Cyprus, CyprusCraft, danger, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Nasrallah, Politics, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Threats, War, Warning

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where u can blow stuff up and have a blast? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination.

plus, we got this dude nasrallah who’s always talking about targeting cyprus and causing chaos. like, who even knows what’s gonna happen next on this server? it’s like a rollercoaster of mayhem and madness.

so come join us and see if u can survive the chaos and destruction. but remember, no place in israel is safe, so watch out for nasrallah and his crazy plans. it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!

CraftyKoreanWarz

arms supply, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanWarz, defense cooperation, defense industry, diplomatic decision, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, military aid, military assistance, political decision, presidential official, reconsider, S.Korea, security assistance, strategic partnership, Ukraine, weapons procurement

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Star Shards Collected:	269
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	142
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, bro! We got pigs flyin’ with jetpacks, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even S. Korea is reconsiderin’ their arms supply to Ukraine just to get a piece of the action! That’s right, world leaders be droppin’ everything just to log on and play with us!

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and endless laughs. Let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🤪🚀🐷💥

Don8Craft: Owner’s Fave!

appreciation, belonging, Beloved, Charity, cherished, Don8Craft, Donate, donation, fave, Favorite, Generosity, gift, Giving, Grateful, item, Meaningful, new, OWNER, Owners, Possession, secondhand, Treasure, valuable

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7256	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchantments Applied:	255	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

so, liek, u ever want to join a minecraft server where ur donations actually matter? well, this server is da place for u!

u see, when u donate an item, it might become the new owner’s absolute FAVOURITE thing they own. imagine the power u have in ur hands! u could donate a diamond sword and suddenly the owner can’t live without it.

join us and watch as ur donations become the talk of the server. who knows, maybe u’ll donate something so epic that the owner builds a shrine in ur honor. the possibilities are endless, so come on and join the fun!

VapeCraft32.5%

2021, 20mg/ml, addiction, Adults, e-cigarettes, health, high-strength vapes, INCREASE, nicotine, nicotine levels, Proportion, public health, research, smoking, statistics, survey, tobacco, trend, VapeCraft32.5, Vaping, vaping habits

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? We got more high-strength vapes than you can shake a stick at! Our players are puffin’ away on e-cigarettes with up to 20mg/ml of nicotine like there’s no tomorrow.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you can create vape clouds so thick they’ll block out the sun! And don’t worry about getting addicted, because our virtual vapes are totally safe and won’t give you any real-life cravings.

Join us now and be part of the vaping revolution in Minecraft! Who needs diamonds when you can have clouds of nicotine instead? It’s a whole new level of addiction, baby!

Noodleshooters: The Pasta Adventure – 1.21 Vanilla Minecraft Fun!

admins, Adventure, application, border, Community, Economy, Environment, Expansion, Friendly, Fun, hermitcraft, Launch, Minecraft, multiplayer, Noodleshooters, Owners, pasta, Permit, Safe, Season, Server, SETTLEMENT, Shops, smp, spawntown, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Animals Bred:	126	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Noodlecraft Season 2 Server Overview:

Description
Welcome to Noodlecraft season 2! This server has a history of previous seasons and is now looking to expand with new friendly faces. The season will focus on creating settlements, a spawntown, shops, and other community builds. Farming is encouraged with a permit system in place to maintain a balanced economy. The server is planned to launch between 28-30.6.2024.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join by submitting an application through the provided link: Application Form
What is the focus of this season?	This season will focus on creating settlements, a spawntown, shops, and other community builds. Farming is encouraged with a permit system in place to maintain a balanced economy.
When is the server launching?	The server is planned to launch between 28-30.6.2024. Exact day to be announced.
Are there any rules in place?	Yes, to ensure a safe and friendly environment, there are rules that all players must adhere to. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

Rudo’s Love Quest Minecraft Server

compatibility, Connection, DATING, decision, destiny, emotions, end up, fate, feelings, Future, love, match, Minecraft, partner, prediction, Quest, relationship, romance, Rudo, Rudos, Server, soulmate, speculation, uncertainty

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1950	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	3318	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magic Items Found:	5473	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in the blocky world! Join now and witness the epic love triangle between Rudo, a pig named Bacon, and a talking diamond sword named Shiny! Who will Rudo end up with? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the drama! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!