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SMPBagCraft – Blue Archive SMP #6070

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	96	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	4429	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9197
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious shenanigans.

From the legendary tale of Steve and his quest to find the rare diamond sword of destiny, to the epic battle between the Ender Dragon and a horde of angry chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, with events like the Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough) and the Grand Assault: Goz (Field – Torment w/Heavy Armor), you’ll never run out of exciting challenges to conquer.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

PartyPooper Minecraft Server

belated birthday party, Best Friend, camping site, Cancelling, Cancer, chronic health issues, different standard, drive in, Exploding, family party, friend’s party, gaslighter, Group Chat, health issues, invites, Minecraft, out-of-town party, PartyPooper, RESERVATION, Server, terminally ill, unempathetic, UNFAIR

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Villages Defended:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Marisa’s belated birthday party.

Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through friendships and social dynamics. Will you cancel on a party last minute like our protagonist, or will you be the one causing chaos with your outrageous demands?

With a community full of characters like Marisa and Theo, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and loyalty. Just remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything can happen – especially when emotions run high and drama is around every corner!

Lunchtime DramaCraft

Boundaries, commitments, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DramaCraft, family, in-laws, Introvert, lunchtime, Marriage, mental health, Obligations, Prioritization, public health, relationships, remote jobs, research, self-care, social battery, Understanding, work schedule, Writing

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Towns Built:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and respecting schedules? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize your work-life balance like no other!

Join us and never worry about your in-laws making last-minute lunch plans without consulting you first. We understand the struggles of balancing work, social life, and family obligations – that’s why we make sure to always check in with our players before making any plans.

Plus, we have special introvert-friendly events where you can recharge your social battery in the comfort of your own virtual home. No need to worry about running out of energy – we’ve got you covered!

So come join us on the most understanding and respectful Minecraft server out there. Your in-laws may not get it, but we do. See you in-game!

BlockyBodacious

abs, APPEAL, Appearance, ARMS, attractive, attractiveness, BlockyBodacious, Body, buttocks, Charm, chest, EYES, Features, handsomeness, Legs, long tail: what makes a man attractive, man, Masculinity, Muscles, Physical, physical traits that women find attractive in men, Smile

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8204
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	7513	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Forget about the age-old debate of abs vs biceps, the real question is: have you seen the pixelated perfection of a Minecraft player’s blocky behind on our server? Our server is home to the most finely crafted derrieres in the virtual world, guaranteed to make you question your own character’s glute game.

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals and the villagers throw the most epic block parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a virtual paradise, where you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with a carrot on a stick, and ride pigs into the sunset like the true Minecraft boss you are.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be joining us for the most bootylicious adventure of your pixelated life? Come for the blocky biceps, stay for the epic block parties – we promise you won’t regret it.

Smite1SkinsMCServer

BONUS, bonus gems, Deadlock, deal with it, founders gems, founders packs, incentivizes, lackluster sales, leaked, LEAVING, port over, rapid departure, shooting mechanics, skins, Smite 1, Smite 2, Smite1SkinsMCServer, stick around, userbase, valve

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	3806	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Smite skins that don’t carry over to the next game? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where your skins may or may not transfer over, but who cares because we have bonus founders gems! And forget about those other players leaving, we have Deadlock leaked, which is basically what Smite 2 should have been – a mix of Smite, Dota, and shooting mechanics. So come join us on our server where the chaos never ends and the fun never stops! Who needs Valve when you have us?

Minecraft SMP – /AICG/ – Artificially Intelligent Chatbot Gang

AI Chatbot, aicg, artificially, Botmaking, Bots, card v3, chatbot, cost-efficient intelligence, Development, Events, Frontends, Gang, guides, Intelligent, Jailbreaks, Llama 3.1, Minecraft, Mini, Mistral Large 2, models, multimodal, News, proxies, services assessment, smp, Templates

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots because why not? Our latest update includes the release of Llama 3.1 8B/70B/405B and Mistral Large 2, which are basically like having super intelligent llama and mistral companions in the game. And guess what? They’re 60% cheaper than the 3.5-turbo versions because we like to keep things budget-friendly in our virtual world.

To spice things up, we’ve made it so that you can only see all the cards on chub if you log in, enable nsfw/nsfl, and clear your blacklist in the settings. It’s like a virtual treasure hunt for inappropriate content, how exciting!

But wait, there’s more! We have lore, proxies, bots, guides, jailbreaks, frontends, models, and botmaking resources galore. It’s a virtual smorgasbord of AI goodness that will make your Minecraft experience truly unique.

So come join us on this wild ride of AI chatbot development in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up creating the next virtual AI superstar that takes the gaming world by storm. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

PantslessCraft Minecraft Server

arguments, clothing, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family, fashion, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, pants, PantslessCraft, parent-child dynamics, parents, personal style, Rebellion, relationships, rules, Self-expression, Server, shopping, TEENAGE, teenage angst, teenage rebellion

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of your parents controlling your fashion choices on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to rebel against the fashion police!

Join us and wear whatever baggy pants you want, without your parents throwing them away! We support your right to express yourself through sparkly bootcut pants and knockoff designer jeans.

Don’t let your parents dictate your style, join our server and show them who’s boss! It’s time to rebel and show off your unique fashion sense, because on our server, it’s your house, your rules! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your pants fly free!

HouseHuntingHubby

Communication, Consultation, Decision making, decision making process, family dynamics, Financial implications, Financial Planning, future claims, house ownership, HouseHuntingHubby, husband’s parents, in-laws, joint ownership, legal implications, long-term consequences, Personal preferences, property rights, real estate, relationship issues, retirement home, spousal input

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2769
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Star Shards Collected:	246	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Hey there gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join our server for the most epic adventures and build your dream house…or should we say, retirement home? That’s right, on our server, you can plan for your golden years while battling creepers and zombies!

And get this, on our server, you can buy houses in your mother-in-law’s name! Because who needs legal rights or future claims when you can have a house that’s practically a family heirloom?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about making decisions without consulting your spouse, because who needs communication when you can just build a house and hope for the best?

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the tension, and the sheer madness of Minecraft like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a real-life soap opera plot twist. Join now and let the chaos begin!

CrushCraft SMP: LongestCrush

actor crush, actress crush, celebrity crush, celebrity infatuation, celebrity obsession, CrushCraft, dream crush, enduring crush, famous crush, fantasy crush., Hollywood crush, idol crush, lasting crush, long lasting crush, long term crush, LongestCrush, movie star crush, musician crush, pop culture crush, smp, star crush, TV star crush, ultimate crush

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	1670
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers to be your personal guide through the crazy world of Minecraft. As you explore, you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you can find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the legendary creeper who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraftia.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even find your longest celebrity crush waiting for you in the virtual world.

UncoolMinecraftServer

awkward, clumsy, cringeworthy, dorky, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, geeky, nerdy, Ridiculous, silly, unappealing, Unattractive, uncharismatic, unchic, uncool, UncoolMinecraftServer, unflattering, unglamorous, Unhip, unimpressive, unpopular

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe! But fear not, on our epic Minecraft server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in diamond armor, and build a castle made entirely of TNT (because who needs safety regulations anyway?). So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, even the chickens have attitude!