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CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	76	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3477
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dimension Hops:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Animals Bred:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	7992	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Meteorites Collected:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Alien Abductions:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
New Chunks Explored:	218921	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	6141
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	2737	Mines Excavated:	2555
Ores Mined:	6507	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
New Chunks Explored:	304810	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3988
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Farms Harvested:	424
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Potions Brewed:	120
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Crops Grown:	7948
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Towns Built:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.