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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 4871 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!