🍆💦#minecraftServerKurma Minecraft Servers

RocketDroneWarsMC

Advanced weaponry, aerial attacks, air bases, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, international relations, long range drone, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, missile strike, national security, Palianytsia rocket drone, precision strike, RocketDroneWarsMC, russia, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?? WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR EPIC WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT DIAMOND TREES AND RAINBOW SHEEP THAT POOP OUT GOLD BARS!

WE EVEN HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAID VILLAGERS SELL MAGIC POTIONS MADE FROM WITCHES’ TOENAILS!

AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND CHICKENS RULE THE WORLD!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH LAUGHS, ADVENTURE, AND LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS! #BESTSERVEREVER”

USB Bandits

advanced security measures, bandits, combination, Cracking, crime, cyber, data, Digital, ENCRYPTION, Future, HACKING, INFORMATION, Protection, random words, robbers, Safe, SECURITY, Technology, theft, thieves, usb

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yo, u ever wanted to be a futuristic robber? well dis server is da place for u! instead of crackin safes, u be crackin a set of 12-24 random words on a USB! imagine da thrill of sneakin around, tryna steal dem precious words to unlock da ultimate treasure! join now and be da master thief of da future!

GlacierWaveCraft2023

100m-tall waves, 10km stretch, 50-100m, 60M, exceeding 200m, GlacierWaveCraft2023, megatsunamis, melting glaciers, peak height, rockmass, rugby stadium, Slope

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Yo, bros and broettes, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing melting is your brain from all the crazy fun you’ll be having! We’ve got megatsunamis with 100m-tall waves that’ll make you scream “WOOO” as you ride them like a boss.

On September 16, 2023, a rockmass the size of a freakin’ rugby stadium detached and fell like a clumsy noob down a slope. The resulting megatsunami had a peak height of over 200m, taller than a giant zombie trying to dunk a basketball. It was as tall as 60m along a 10km stretch, making it the most insane ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ride the waves of destruction like a pro. Just remember to bring your floaties and a sense of humor, ’cause things are about to get wild, yo!

Travel the Minecraft world in style with the Global SMP, now with added Java 1.21 flavor!

ADDED, Builder, buttery-smooth, Casual, Community, Datapack, Discord, District, Experience, Explorer, flavor, games, Global, IMPROVEMENTS, java, Minecraft, Performance, Purpur, Qol, rules, shopping, smp, Style, Suggestions, travel, Vanilla, world

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Global SMP Minecraft Server

Hello! We are an 18+ vanilla Java Minecraft server that strives to create the best SMP experience. Whether you are a builder, explorer, or casual Minecraft enjoyer, we welcome all players. Build a base in the vast world of Minecraft, go on a shopping spree in the shopping district, and participate in games with other members. No one can tell you what you can or cannot do (except for griefing…)

You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions! Life can be stressful, but Global SMP is your getaway from the real world – without the hassle of travel!

If you are interested in joining us, please join our discord read the rules and then click apply-here!

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FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age to play on the server?	Players must be 18 years or older to join.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	Griefing is not allowed, but other than that, players are free to play as they wish.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	We use some minor datapack QOL improvements and Purpur for performance, but it is mostly vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord, read the rules, and then follow the application process.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community.

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the slutty vanilla elf edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our elves are so slutty that they make the Ender Dragon blush. You won’t find a more scandalous group of elves anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

2. The pastebins are so spicy, you’ll need a fire resistance potion just to read them. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue of our server.

3. We have a machine translation tool that will make you question reality. Who needs accurate translations when you can have hilarious mistranslations instead?

4. Our RPG Maker games will have you questioning your sanity. Get ready for a wild ride through a world of pixelated madness.

5. And don’t even get me started on the RJ Code Quicklink Script. It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make you feel like you’re hacking into the Matrix.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the elves are slutty, the translations are wacky, and the RPG Maker games will blow your mind. Just make sure to wait for page 10 before making a new thread – we have standards, you know.

ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP

#youtube, Bitcoin, COLD STORAGE, COLD WALLET, ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, exchanges, finance, FINANCIAL PROTECTION, hacked, HACKING, investing, not safe, online investments, online safety, online transactions, personal security, Scams, SECURITY

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Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of getting hacked on those sketchy exchanges? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade diamonds instead of crypto! That’s right, no more worrying about getting hacked and losing all your hard-earned loot. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry creepers. Will you risk it all for the chance to strike it rich? Join now and let the chaos begin! #DiamondsOverCrypto #SMPAdventure

BoysOnly Minecraft Server

#boysonly, aita, baby boy, baby clothes, baby gender, baby girl, baby shopping, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, gender bias, gender disappointment, gender expectations, gender preference, Gender Reveal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship issues, Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and outrageous fun!

Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft baby gender reveal party! Will it be a boy or a girl? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – there will be fireworks, confetti, and maybe even a surprise appearance from a baby zombie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like this story of a husband who only wants a boy baby and threatens to leave if it’s a girl. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now! Who knows what other shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way.

AdoptedAndLovingIt

AdoptedAndLovingIt, adoption, advocacy, anger, anger management, bi weekly visits, clingy behavior, CPS, family dynamics, foster care, foster parents, intrusive behavior, parental figures, personal space, regret, running away, separation, Siblings, social workers, stress

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics just like our player did with their siblings and social workers.

With mandatory bi-weekly visits from social workers and the constant drama of being separated from your siblings, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, you can even adopt new parents just like our player did – who needs a boring old family when you can have a Minecraft family instead?

So come on over and join the chaos – because who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions and drama instead? See you in the game, and remember – family drama makes for the best Minecraft adventures!

LovinCraft SMP: Partner Pranks & Builds

Affection, appreciation, Bonding, Builds, Caring, Connection, expressions of love, gestures of love, Happiness, Intimacy, joy, Kindness, love, LovinCraft, partner, pranks, relationship, romance, showing love, small gestures, smp, special moments, Support, thoughtful

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and not having anyone to share your diamond loot with? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you and your partner to embark on epic adventures together!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a base with your loved one, fighting off creepers side by side, and even going on romantic mining dates in the depths of the Nether. Who needs couple’s therapy when you can bond over crafting enchanted gear and battling the Ender Dragon together?

Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner build a heart-shaped house, you’ll unlock a secret chest filled with rare loot and a pet panda that will follow you around and give you relationship advice. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and show the world that love truly conquers all, even in the world of Minecraft!

RegretCraft

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Remember that time you were influenced to join a Minecraft server that turned out to be a total snoozefest? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, because our server is the complete opposite of boring!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up with us? Come join the fun and see what all the clucking is about!

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ores Mined:	4907
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66

Revolutionary #minecraftServerKurma Minecraft Servers

RocketDroneWarsMC

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USB Bandits

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GlacierWaveCraft2023

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Travel the Minecraft world in style with the Global SMP, now with added Java 1.21 flavor!

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Global SMP Minecraft Server

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PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

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ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP

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BoysOnly Minecraft Server

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LovinCraft SMP: Partner Pranks & Builds

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RegretCraft

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Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Potions Brewed:	164
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Dragons Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Runes Activated:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Potions Brewed:	51	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Astral Projections Made:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1