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CraftyRichFamDrama

401k, budgeting, CraftyRichFamDrama, DEBT, Expenses, family, finances, Financial Stability, Guilt, Help, in-laws, loans, MONEY, parents, predatory loan, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, savings account, Siblings, Support, wealth

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your financially irresponsible family? Look no further! Join our server and leave the real world behind as you build, mine, and craft your way to success.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister asking for a loan to pay off her overdue car payments, or your in-laws falling behind on their mortgage. Instead, you can focus on building your dream house and driving your virtual Boxster around town.

With $82k in savings and $250k in your virtual 401k, you’ll be the envy of all your virtual neighbors. And the best part? You won’t have to worry about anyone mooching off of you or moving into your virtual house.

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a new BMW X5 when you can drive a virtual Boxster? Let’s craft away the stress and build a better future, one block at a time!

LardCraft: No Beans Allowed!

Allowed, Beans, Canned, Cooking, dietary restrictions, Food, Healthy Eating, homemade, lard, LardCraft, meat-free, meatless, mexican cuisine, mexican food, Plant-Based, protein source, Refried beans, side dish, Traditional, Vegetarian, vegetarian diet, vegetarian-friendly

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

join dis minecraft server cuz we got refried beans that are so good, dey make u forget u even playin minecraft. we got so much lard in dem beans, u gonna be flyin around like a pig in the sky. come join us and experience the magic of non-vegetarian refried beans in a virtual world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Vurxx SMP: Where creepers ask for permission before exploding

apply, Character, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Epic, Exploding, Friends, Game, Join, Minecraft, Mods, Permission, Public, rp, Server, smp, Vanilla, Vurxx

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Vurxx SMP Reignited Overview

Server Name	Vurxx SMP Reignited
Community Size	Small
Server Type	Semi-RP/In Character
Mods	Vanilla+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server public?	Yes, the server is public to make new friends.
Are there any game-changing mods?	No, just some basic Vanilla+ mods.
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply here or add scade_ on Discord.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence agency, America, Avril Haines, Carnegie Endowment for International Peace, cia, Epstein, foreign nation, Government, jew, Minecraft, National Intelligence, non-partisan, Political, Propaganda, security apparatus, Server, spy agency, Spycraft, think tank, US citizens, William J. Burns, zionist

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6006	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Farms Harvested:	960	Crops Grown:	8926
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the CIA directors are getting in on the action! Join us and play alongside David S. Cohen, Avril Haines, and William J. Burns as they battle it out in the world of blocks and pixels.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that these CIA leaders are actually best friends with Epstein? That’s right, they helped him get a job at a think tank. Who knew the world of espionage could be so scandalous?

And don’t forget, our server is the only place where you can legally spy on and disseminate propaganda about your fellow players. It’s all in good fun, right? So come on and join us for a politically non-partisan security apparatus like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

GameLove Minecraft Server

changes, Childhood, confusion, Disappointment, emotions, Evolution, Game, GameLove, longing, lost passion, love, Memories, Minecraft, missing, Nostalgia, past, questions, rediscovery, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentimentality, Server, transformation

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right – even the mobs have got some sick dance moves!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a build-off. If you can impress him with your pixelated prowess, he’ll grant you three wishes – whether it’s a castle made of cake or a pet dragon named Steve.

And if you’re feeling a bit mischievous, you can join forces with the notorious Band of Builders, a group of players who go around pranking unsuspecting villagers by turning their houses into giant cupcakes or replacing all their sheep with llamas wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RoomieWars Minecraft Server

aita, Communication Issues, fair room assignment, last minute changes, Minecraft, noise concerns, online work, planning ahead, room agreement, room allocation, room dispute, room preferences, room selection, room selection process, room size, RoomieWars, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, roommate decision-making, Server, shared flat, University housing

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where room assignments are decided by epic hat draws! Join us for a chance to win the best room in the house next to the kitchen – perfect for late-night gaming sessions without disturbing your roommates studying for exams.

Experience the thrill of random room selection and the drama of last-minute changes as you navigate through the ups and downs of shared living arrangements. Will you be the lucky winner of the coveted room, or will you end up with the slightly smaller one? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim your virtual room and show off your building skills in a community where fairness and randomness reign supreme. Who needs real-life roommates when you can have Minecraft ones instead? Join us today and let the hat draw decide your fate!

DadDeniedMC

absent father, blended family, choosing family, DadDeniedMC, estranged father, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, father abandonment, father daughter relationship, father figure, parental involvement, stepdad, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	226
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your big day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream wedding without any unwanted guests crashing the party!

On our server, you can design the perfect wedding venue, complete with a pixelated cake and virtual guests who actually RSVP on time. Say goodbye to bio dads demanding to walk you down the aisle – here, you make the rules!

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your happily ever after. No absentee dads allowed – only blocky bliss awaits you on our server!

So why wait? Join now and say “I do” to a drama-free wedding experience in the world of Minecraft!

BlockWars: Peace Summit Gone Wrong

blockwars, CASUALTIES, children, civilian casualties, civilians, death toll, diplomatic talks, global crisis, heartbreaking news, human rights violations, innocent victims, international conflict, Peace, peace negotiations, peace summit, political turmoil, Russian actions, summit, Tragedy, tragic loss, violence, War Crimes, wrong

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, at the peace summit, they revealed that over 12,000 civilians, including 551 children, have been killed due to russian actions. but like, on this server, u can build ur own peace summit and stop all the craziness. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. u gotta join now before the russians find out and try to take over the server! #peaceout #minecraftmadness

PhysioRideCraft

bipedal form, block evaporation, Brains, capitalize, domesticated animals, Evolution, evolutionarily selected, evolutionary pressure, hair, happenstance, happy accident, MOUNT, physiology, PhysioRideCraft, ride animals, saddle animals, shaped bodies, sweat, THUMBS, traverse long distances

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

join our epic minecraft server where you can ride animals like a boss! we have pigs, cows, and even chickens that you can saddle up and ride into battle.

why walk when you can gallop on a chicken? why run when you can trot on a cow? why crawl when you can sprint on a pig?

our server is the only place where you can live out your wildest dreams of being a cowboy on a chicken or a knight on a cow.

come join us and experience the thrill of mounting animals like never before. who needs evolution when you have a minecraft server like ours?

CraftyKidsExposed

Abuse, childhood exposure, children, concerns, CraftyKidsExposed, data, domestic violence, global estimates, Impact, inappropriate, intervention, Measurement, mental health, negative outcomes, research, researchers, statistics, Tools, Trauma, Violence prevention, worldwide

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336	Chimeras Created:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2100
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

so, like, u know how researchers are all like, “we need better tools to measure kids exposed to domestic violence”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got tools that can measure the amount of chicken nuggets u eat while playing Minecraft. it’s, like, super important data, trust us.

also, did u know that joining this server will give u superpowers? like, u can fly around and shoot laser beams from ur eyes. it’s totally legit, we swear. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. u gotta join to find out where it is!

oh, and did we mention that all the mobs in this server are actually friendly and just wanna be ur BFF? yeah, no more creepers blowing up ur house or skeletons shooting u with arrows. it’s a peaceful paradise, bro.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and see for urself why this server is, like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust us, u won’t regret it!