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CrudeCraft: India’s 2nd Oil Importer

2nd, Asia, billion, China, crude, CrudeCraft, dollars, economic relations, Economy, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, global trade, Import, importer, India, Indias, largest importer, market, Oil, OIL INDUSTRY, Partnership, Russian oil, Trade

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Yo, listen up, gamers! This server is like the India of Minecraft servers – the second biggest importer of Russian oil after China! We’ve got $2.8 billion worth of crude gameplay waiting for you to dive into! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans as we mine, build, and conquer our way to victory! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got oil, amirite? So come on, join the fun and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

McEvolution Turf Wars: Where pixels get serious (but not too serious)

25th, 4PM, AUGUST, Cash, Discord, est, Event, Friends, Join, McEvolution, Minecraft, Network, org, pixels, player, Prize, Server, Sunday, TEAM, Tournament, Turf, turf wars, Wars

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Minecraft Server: mcevolution.org

Overview:

Date	Time	Event	Prize
August 25th	4pm EST	80 Player Turf Wars Tournament	Cash prize for winning team

Discord:

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/zbjQ29dgQj

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How many players can participate in the tournament?	80 players
What is the prize for the winning team?	Cash prize made up of $1 for every player that joins the event
How many players are in a team?	Teams of 5
Can I bring my friends to participate?	Yes, bring your friends to form a team

VirginityCraft Minecraft Server

care, Communication, Connection, desire, FANTASY, femneet, fren, incel, Intimacy, Introvert, Minecraft, neighbor, ONLINE, r9k, RAGE, relationship, Server, sexual exploration, Shy.., Support, Understanding, VIRGINITY, VirginityCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of dealing with incel rage in real life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can take care of all your incel rage problems in a safe and virtual environment. Our community is filled with femneets who are ready to take on any incel that comes their way. So come join us and let’s show those incels who’s boss!

Minecraft SMP: /LOL/ – Lava Obsidian Legends

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Forge, inpaint, lava, Legends, lol, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, obsidian, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, webUI extension, Ye Olde mon edition

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Welcome to Ye Olde mon edition, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so legendary that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! 2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and make you invincible for 24 hours! 3. The villagers in our server are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into harmless bunnies! 4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond sword that shoots fireballs! 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland with floating islands and talking animals!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience!

MomEnabler Minecraft Server

abusive brother, childhood trauma, confronting family members, dealing with past trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, enabler, enabling behavior, family conflict, Family issues, Gaslighting, Minecraft, MomEnabler, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s denial, seeking validation, Server, sibling abuse, sibling rivalry, speaking out against abuse, standing up for yourself, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets, just like the ones my mom conveniently left out when she told her friends about me calling her an enabler. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

And if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a crime show, you’ll fit right in. Just like how my brother got away with every crime he ever committed – except on our server, there’s no getting away with anything!

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is my family dynamics. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed!

NoThanksGiving2021

Break, Burnout, Chaos, compromise, Experience, family, Gathering, holiday, Hosting, NoThanksGiving2021, Organizing, Planning, potluck, PRESSURE, responsibilities, selfish, sisters, Tension, Thanksgiving, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Farms Harvested:	272	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Are you tired of being the designated Thanksgiving host every year? Do you want to pass on the turkey and stuffing duties to someone else for a change? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We offer a virtual Thanksgiving experience like no other, where you can let someone else take the reins and enjoy a stress-free holiday.

Join our server and let your sisters duke it out over who has to host this year. Watch as they argue and accuse each other of being selfish, all while you sit back and relax in the comfort of your own Minecraft world. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all play out in the pixelated paradise of our server?

Plus, we have a special Thanksgiving potluck event where you can bring your favorite virtual dishes to share with your Minecraft family. Let’s see who can craft the most delicious pumpkin pie or roast the tastiest virtual turkey!

So, if you’re ready to take a break from hosting Thanksgiving in real life and dive into a world of hilarious family dynamics and virtual feasts, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to settle the hosting debate once and for all…in Minecraft, of course.

AnimalShapeshift Minecraft SMP

animal, AnimalShapeshift, Creature, dream, dream animal, FANTASY, freedom, imagination, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, mystical, Mythical, mythical creature, Nature, power, shape shifter, smp, spirit animal, Supernatural, transform, transformation, Wild, wish fulfillment

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ores Mined:	6952
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of being stuck as a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless, so join now and let your inner animal run wild!

UkraineCraft: From Underdog to Overlord

annexation, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, historical context, international relations, Invasion, land control, military aggression, military strategy, Overlord, political turmoil, power dynamics, regional influence, russia, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Underdog, War

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate battle between Ukraine and Russia…in blocks! Join us as we reenact the epic showdown that led to Ukraine invading Russia and taking over their land. Will you fight for Mother Russia or join forces with Ukraine in this wacky alternate universe? Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer territories in the most absurd way possible. Who knew a game about blocks could lead to such a wild geopolitical simulation? Join now and witness the chaos unfold in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral talks, Conflict Resolution, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, government statements, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military maneuvers, military presence, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, russia, security concerns, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Zelenskiy

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

come join our minecraft server where ukraine is taking over russia’s kursk region!!! zelenskiy is leading the charge and we need all the players we can get to help us conquer this virtual land!!! fight alongside zelenskiy and show russia who’s boss in this epic battle for dominance!!! join now for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards and bragging rights for being part of the most epic minecraft server takeover ever!!! don’t miss out on the action, join now!!!

UkraineCraft: No Storm Shadow Bans!

arms control, Ban, Bans, boris johnson, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, government intervention., international relations, lifting ban, military strike, missile banlift., missile technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, Shadow, Storm, Storm Shadow missiles, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	471
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the craziest place ever! We got llamas riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Boris Johnson himself tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to ban Ukraine from using Storm Shadow missiles to strike targets in Russia. Like, bro, we’re just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, not start World War III!

So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks from your builds… they’re the real troublemakers around here.