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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 3036 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
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