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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 6925 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
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