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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3581 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 4423 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!