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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 8166 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 317821 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles where even the chickens have better military strategies than some players. And if you ever need a good laugh, just watch as someone tries to take on the hollyjew and ends up crying for their mommy.
But that’s not all! We have community theater bullshit that will make you question your sanity, and a yearly match where the loser gets gassed in the first 5 seconds. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.
Forget about Vince, he’s too old and not even sane anymore. And Tony? He has no idea what he’s doing, but he’s still doing it. Join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes. Who needs Rampage when you have us?