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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 9949 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bananas, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
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